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What law of the universe would you change?

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05-10-2010 12:18pm

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Stercus Accidit

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I'd make pi exactly 3, it would just be much simpler that way :pac:

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#2 05-10-2010 12:19pm
Donkey Oaty

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Godwin's.

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#3 05-10-2010 12:21pm
curlzy

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Gravity, it just gets me down

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#4 05-10-2010 12:23pm
NothingMan

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I'd lower the speed limit from warp 9.9 to around ward 7. Too many inter stellar accidents out there.

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#5 05-10-2010 12:24pm
reverenddave

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human ignorance

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#6 05-10-2010 12:24pm
Pookah

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Murphy's Law.

Anything that can go right, will go right.

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#7 05-10-2010 12:25pm
Sykk

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The laws of averages. To win me everything.

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#8 05-10-2010 12:26pm
Kimono-Girl

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i'd change Einsteins to

E = mc hammer....

just to confuse the geeks, drug dealers and the cool kids!

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#9 05-10-2010 12:27pm
ClutchIt

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Free yokes for all the lads and free Bacardi Breezers for women

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#10 05-10-2010 12:31pm
Insect Overlord

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Pookah wrote: »

Murphy's Law.

Anything that can go right, will go right.

Removing Muphry's Law would solve so many of these problems...

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#11 05-10-2010 1:13pm
Sam Vimes

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Removing Muphry's Law would solved so many of these problems...

*Ahem* Would solve :P

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#12 05-10-2010 1:14pm
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ClutchIt wrote: »

Free yokes that didn't make you impotent for all the lads and free Bacardi Breezers for women

Fixed your post.

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#13 05-10-2010 1:24pm
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I would have to change two unwritten but wholly related laws, namely the ones that state:

"Women cannot detach emotion from sex"

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"women will not ride anything that moves"

That would keep me busy for a while :cool:

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#14 05-10-2010 1:25pm
phasers

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I want to be able to fly, what law is that?

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#15 05-10-2010 1:28pm
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phasers wrote: »

I want to be able to fly, what law is that?

R. Kelly's?

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#16 05-10-2010 1:29pm
fat__tony

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Id change the first law of thermodynamics, creating pure energy from nothing.

:cool:

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#17 05-10-2010 3:21pm
Princess Peach

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I'd change the laws that insist all good things contain the most calories, and that eating fatty foods makes you fat.

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#18 05-10-2010 3:26pm
thebigbiffo

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stargates...thats all...i'd have actual real life stargates

then i'd legalise weed - gotta throw that in there somewhere

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#19 05-10-2010 4:00pm
Insect Overlord

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Sam Vimes wrote: »

*Ahem* Would solve :P

The typo that proved the rule!

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#20 05-10-2010 4:02pm
Pherekydes

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The law that states that the same gob****es that ****ed up the country must be voted back in to fix the ****e they perpetrated in the first place.

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#21 05-10-2010 4:05pm
smk89

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The law making all hot women attracted to douches

edit: fixed, I just became a douche

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#22 05-10-2010 4:14pm
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smk89 wrote: »

The law making all hot women attracted to douches

edit: fixed, I just became a douche

BY using the word douche in that context?

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#23 05-10-2010 4:26pm
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curlzy wrote: »

Gravity, it just gets me down

phasers wrote: »

I want to be able to fly, what law is that?

Y'all need to talk to this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xdbPhnfFEI

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#24 05-10-2010 4:26pm
CreepingDeath

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I'd increase the speed of light so that internet speeds would increase through fibre optic cables.

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#25 05-10-2010 4:35pm
pickarooney

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The law of supply and demand - I'd tweak it so there would be a constant supply whenever I demanded anything.

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#26 05-10-2010 4:37pm
areu4real?

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

... Muphry's Law would solve so many ...

You also spelt 'Murphys' wrong, oh the ironing...

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#27 05-10-2010 4:38pm
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pickarooney wrote: »

The law of supply and demand - I'd tweak it so there would be a constant supply whenever I demanded anything.

What happens when you demand less supply

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#28 05-10-2010 4:40pm
IM0

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that you disappeared after complaining a certain amount of times in your life a bit like the 'norm ad' idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVBdCw4K77M

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#29 05-10-2010 4:42pm
jackiebaron

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Insect Overlord wrote: »

Removing Muphry's Law would solve so many of these problems...

Ahem, Murphy's Law :P

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#30 05-10-2010 4:47pm
Pookah

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areu4real? wrote: »

You also spelt 'Murphys' wrong, oh the ironing...

jackiebaron wrote: »

Ahem, Murphy's Law :P

Click the 'Muphry's Law' link, you pair.

Oh, the ironing, indeed.

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#31 05-10-2010 4:50pm
moonpurple

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in reply to op
I would change - might is right

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