put your hangover into words?

Acacia

My hangovers usually involve hoping that death will come quickly and release me from this self-inflicted torture, where the only thoughts in my head are " When will this nightmare end?", and " I hope I get to the bathroom in time for my next puke."

phasers

impossible

Big Nasty

Sweating like a Baghdad brickie
Shaking like a hostage
As sick as a hospital
Like lego - in pieces

AudreyHepburn

Never. Drinking. Again!!! (thought in the same breath as 'I say that now haha')

Also Oh. My. God

cocalolaman

"If I stand up, I'll vomit."
*stands up"
"Ok,if I sit down,I'll vomit."

The Aussie

I have a second heart beat, in my head.

Flojo

Chants "Don't get sick...Don't get sick...Don't get sick...." about 100 times then the inevitable happens. Completely fucked and not in a good way. This morning I felt like a geriatric, barely able to move... pints tonight anyone?

nuttytart

I get what I call the vodka worries or the drink guilts..... Like I've done something very wrong and everyone knows and something awful will happen because of it.:( But will somehow have to figure out how to remove the carpet from my tongue without moving first.

Voodoomelon

Like the OP says, impending doom describes mine brilliantly too.
I never feel sick, get sick, have a headache or shakes, any of the usual stuff.

But mentally I am in bits, anxiety, mild depression, erratic thoughts; just a dark and gloomy feeling all day that starts fading around 6-8pm the next day. The more water I drink the night before, the better I am.

But holy shít do I get bad ones sometimes. I'd almost rather be puking all day and I utterly detest those bastards that can drink all night and wake up like any other morning!

Tilt Gone

Kill me

1) Like I just pulled my own tooth out
2) Like I just got a slap of a crow bar and had the shít bait outta me by a chinese lad
3) Like I got slashed by a tiger across my shoulder
4) Like I got a swift punch off Mike Tyson

but all at the same time....




i love that film

BigDuffman

In light of recent political developments the OPs name and thread are interesting! Is that you Brian!?

distraction

"a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle"
The Thick Of It series 2 episode 2

replace "face" with "head", im feeling it at the moment

me-skywalker

Tangled!

Parsley

i feel like a horse made of sand puked in my mouth.

whirlpool

When I've a raging hangover, I feel like crying. Like I want to be five years old again and go home and be cuddled for the rest of my life, and never leave the house again!!!

And also.... F*CK Who did I text last night???? *Checks sent messages* SH*T!!!!!!!

Basically, that would some it up.

Oh yeah and depression, anxiety, apathy, yadda yadda.

Fun times.

petes

I am in the lower recess of hell being made to watch sex and the city.

podgemonster

if i close my eyes i will lose balance and fall. stomach is like a bulging bin that when i try to empty everything is stuck inside yet i cant eat anything.

head is pounding, like a Gaa ball hit the side of it. Awaiting death's sweet kiss.