put your hangover into words?

thebigbiffo · 29-09-2010 2:28pm #1

i have a raging hangover today. if my hangover had a name it would be larry murphy.

it got me thinking, how would you really describe the feeling a hangover gives you?

mine would be 'an impending feeling of doom'.

that's basically how my worst hangover feels: like something dreadful is about to happen and i just dont know what it is, like the moment before a truck hits you stretched out for the day...you get my drift.

so, in one sentence, how would you describe a bad hangover?

it took me about 15 mins just to write this i'm that messed up.

Adam · 29-09-2010 2:31pm

what is this i dont even

p.s. this is my hangover in words, not my lack of understanding for your thread. thank you for your time.

SadieSue · 29-09-2010 2:32pm

Hangover = my body hates me

Duggy747 · 29-09-2010 2:33pm

Like a skinned willy dipped into a jug of salty vinegar.

kfallon · 29-09-2010 2:33pm

Bournville!

Usually gives me the shiits! :eek:

KeithM89_old · 29-09-2010 2:34pm

'Iv been tenderized'...

thebigbiffo · 29-09-2010 2:34pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Like a skinned willy dipped into a jug of salty vinegar.

you win

Under A Funeral Moon · 29-09-2010 2:35pm

Feels like there are five midgets wrestling in my head.

SugarHigh · 29-09-2010 2:37pm

nonexistent

kfallon · 29-09-2010 2:37pm

When you wake up you know you've had a visit during the night from the 'Drink Monkey' who has shat in your mouth.....again!!!

You have a throat on you like Gandhi's flipflop and if you've had taco fries on the way home you'll end up with an arse like a chewed orange by lunchtime :eek:

Adam · 29-09-2010 2:37pm

SugarHigh wrote: »

nonexistent

cunt

Snakeblood · 29-09-2010 2:38pm

Feels like a beetle is trying to chew its way from the amygdala to the outside via the back of my right eye, while humming an off key version of the Timewarp.

KittyeeTrix · 29-09-2010 2:38pm

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No good to explain..........................Oh, my poor head!!!!!

Professey Chin · 29-09-2010 2:40pm

I dont speak.Its too loud

Darkness too dark.Light too bright.Noise too loud.Quiet too quiet.TAKE ME NOW DEATH!!!!!

Newtown90 · 29-09-2010 2:40pm

In the college library with an isotonic drink!

Dying but sooo worth it!!

Self inflicted so cant really complain...

Legs are in bits, along with stomach and head :pac:

thebigbiffo · 29-09-2010 2:42pm

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I dont speak.Its too loud
Darkness too dark.Light too bright.Noise too loud.Quiet too quiet.TAKE ME NOW DEATH!!!!!

this post reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

Sykk · 29-09-2010 2:45pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Like a skinned willy dipped into a jug of salty vinegar.

Yes.. I think we have a winner!

BigDuffman · 29-09-2010 2:55pm

Like satan and the spirit of arthur guinness shat in my skull after a tap dancing party.

curlzy · 29-09-2010 2:56pm

thebigbiffo wrote: »

mine would be 'an impending feeling of doom'.

+ 1 to that!!

This totally sums up my hangovers, I don't be sick or headachy but the feeling that something really bad is about to happen is very strong the next day.

thebigbiffo · 29-09-2010 2:59pm

i've hit the phase now where my ultimate fantasy would be 5 pints of guinness, a ride and then bed...surely this is the only real hangover cure?

wobbles-grogan · 29-09-2010 3:17pm

I had possibly the worst hangover I've ever had yesterday.

It felt as bad as ramming my head into a wall.

Gary4279 · 29-09-2010 4:59pm

Like rubbing your banjo on sandpaper....

super_furry · 29-09-2010 5:00pm

Fuuuuuuuck ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

Mezcita · 29-09-2010 5:08pm

Fisted by an elephant who was wearing novelty sized boxing gloves.

thebigbiffo · 29-09-2010 5:26pm

i shall be finishing work in 5 mins time...i actually feel apprehensive about something now, and the thought of the train is making me sick. my mate told me i dont stink like an alco tramp - but i feel like i do.

i'm never drinking again

well...i might need a cure