put your hangover into words?

thebigbiffo

i have a raging hangover today. if my hangover had a name it would be larry murphy.

it got me thinking, how would you really describe the feeling a hangover gives you?

mine would be 'an impending feeling of doom'.

that's basically how my worst hangover feels: like something dreadful is about to happen and i just dont know what it is, like the moment before a truck hits you stretched out for the day...you get my drift.

so, in one sentence, how would you describe a bad hangover?

it took me about 15 mins just to write this i'm that messed up.

Adam

what is this i dont even











p.s. this is my hangover in words, not my lack of understanding for your thread. thank you for your time.

SadieSue

Hangover = my body hates me

Duggy747

Like a skinned willy dipped into a jug of salty vinegar.

kfallon

Bournville!

Usually gives me the shiits! :eek:

KeithM89_old

'Iv been tenderized'...

thebigbiffo

Duggy747 wrote: »

Like a skinned willy dipped into a jug of salty vinegar.

you win

Under A Funeral Moon

Feels like there are five midgets wrestling in my head.

SugarHigh

nonexistent

kfallon

When you wake up you know you've had a visit during the night from the 'Drink Monkey' who has shat in your mouth.....again!!!

You have a throat on you like Gandhi's flipflop and if you've had taco fries on the way home you'll end up with an arse like a chewed orange by lunchtime :eek:

Adam

SugarHigh wrote: »

nonexistent

cunt

Snakeblood

Feels like a beetle is trying to chew its way from the amygdala to the outside via the back of my right eye, while humming an off key version of the Timewarp.

KittyeeTrix

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No good to explain..........................Oh, my poor head!!!!!

Professey Chin

I dont speak.Its too loud
Darkness too dark.Light too bright.Noise too loud.Quiet too quiet.TAKE ME NOW DEATH!!!!!

Newtown90

In the college library with an isotonic drink!

Dying but sooo worth it!!

Self inflicted so cant really complain...

Legs are in bits, along with stomach and head :pac:

thebigbiffo

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I dont speak.Its too loud
Darkness too dark.Light too bright.Noise too loud.Quiet too quiet.TAKE ME NOW DEATH!!!!!

this post reminded me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzgGTTtR0kc

Sykk

Duggy747 wrote: »

Like a skinned willy dipped into a jug of salty vinegar.

Yes.. I think we have a winner!

BigDuffman

Like satan and the spirit of arthur guinness shat in my skull after a tap dancing party.

curlzy

thebigbiffo wrote: »

mine would be 'an impending feeling of doom'.

+ 1 to that!!

This totally sums up my hangovers, I don't be sick or headachy but the feeling that something really bad is about to happen is very strong the next day.

thebigbiffo

i've hit the phase now where my ultimate fantasy would be 5 pints of guinness, a ride and then bed...surely this is the only real hangover cure?

wobbles-grogan

I had possibly the worst hangover I've ever had yesterday.

It felt as bad as ramming my head into a wall.

Gary4279

Like rubbing your banjo on sandpaper....

super_furry

Fuuuuuuuck ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch.

Mezcita

Fisted by an elephant who was wearing novelty sized boxing gloves.

thebigbiffo

i shall be finishing work in 5 mins time...i actually feel apprehensive about something now, and the thought of the train is making me sick. my mate told me i dont stink like an alco tramp - but i feel like i do.

i'm never drinking again

well...i might need a cure

damagegt

MEDIC! MEDIC! MAN DOWN......MAN DOWN

KylieWyley

Must...stay...HORIZONTAL.

Keep... centre of gravity.. LOW!


Owwie!

Bazzo

Groggy. Restless.

poisonated

Ah **** not again!

tony 2 tone

Shibart

PeterIanStaker

• Like an energetic artillery unit in my head
• Like someone scooped my brain out and took a shít in my head
• My head feels like the Osbournes are living in it.

just a few:D

Acacia

My hangovers usually involve hoping that death will come quickly and release me from this self-inflicted torture, where the only thoughts in my head are " When will this nightmare end?", and " I hope I get to the bathroom in time for my next puke."

phasers

impossible

Big Nasty

Sweating like a Baghdad brickie
Shaking like a hostage
As sick as a hospital
Like lego - in pieces

AudreyHepburn

Never. Drinking. Again!!! (thought in the same breath as 'I say that now haha')

Also Oh. My. God

cocalolaman

"If I stand up, I'll vomit."
*stands up"
"Ok,if I sit down,I'll vomit."

The Aussie

I have a second heart beat, in my head.

Flojo

Chants "Don't get sick...Don't get sick...Don't get sick...." about 100 times then the inevitable happens. Completely fucked and not in a good way. This morning I felt like a geriatric, barely able to move... pints tonight anyone?

nuttytart

I get what I call the vodka worries or the drink guilts..... Like I've done something very wrong and everyone knows and something awful will happen because of it.:( But will somehow have to figure out how to remove the carpet from my tongue without moving first.

Voodoomelon

Like the OP says, impending doom describes mine brilliantly too.
I never feel sick, get sick, have a headache or shakes, any of the usual stuff.

But mentally I am in bits, anxiety, mild depression, erratic thoughts; just a dark and gloomy feeling all day that starts fading around 6-8pm the next day. The more water I drink the night before, the better I am.

But holy shít do I get bad ones sometimes. I'd almost rather be puking all day and I utterly detest those bastards that can drink all night and wake up like any other morning!

Tilt Gone

Kill me

1) Like I just pulled my own tooth out
2) Like I just got a slap of a crow bar and had the shít bait outta me by a chinese lad
3) Like I got slashed by a tiger across my shoulder
4) Like I got a swift punch off Mike Tyson

but all at the same time....




i love that film

BigDuffman

In light of recent political developments the OPs name and thread are interesting! Is that you Brian!?

distraction

"a face like Dot Cotton licking piss off a nettle"
The Thick Of It series 2 episode 2

replace "face" with "head", im feeling it at the moment

me-skywalker

Tangled!

Parsley

i feel like a horse made of sand puked in my mouth.

whirlpool

When I've a raging hangover, I feel like crying. Like I want to be five years old again and go home and be cuddled for the rest of my life, and never leave the house again!!!

And also.... F*CK Who did I text last night???? *Checks sent messages* SH*T!!!!!!!

Basically, that would some it up.

Oh yeah and depression, anxiety, apathy, yadda yadda.

Fun times.

petes

I am in the lower recess of hell being made to watch sex and the city.

podgemonster

if i close my eyes i will lose balance and fall. stomach is like a bulging bin that when i try to empty everything is stuck inside yet i cant eat anything.

head is pounding, like a Gaa ball hit the side of it. Awaiting death's sweet kiss.