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In the heat of passion........

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    #32
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    baldbear wrote: »
    Put a few fingers up me bum.
    Ambitious.


    baldbear wrote: »
    Never again.
    Quitter.


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    #33
    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    scream like my sister


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    #34
    Bobeagleburger
    Registered Users Posts: 45,333 ✭✭✭✭Bobeagleburger


    I am The Dragon


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    #35
    CaptainMeerkat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭CaptainMeerkat


    'Ahhhhhh, who's your daddy?!.....Yes, I know his name is George....what do you mean you don't want it again...no of course not, I'm not thinking about your father during it....' :rolleyes:


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    #36
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CaptainMeerkat wrote: »
    'Ahhhhhh, who's your daddy?!.....Yes, I know his name is George....what do you mean you don't want it again...no of course not, I'm not thinking about your father during it....' :rolleyes:

    One sure way to piss off your sister.


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    #37
    Princess Peach
    Registered Users Posts: 11,698 ✭✭✭✭Princess Peach


    I said I love you

    He stopped for a second, gave me a blank look and then just kept going


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    #38
    CaptainMeerkat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 29 ✭CaptainMeerkat


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    One sure way to piss off your sister.

    say what now?!


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    #39
    flutered
    Registered Users Posts: 6,678 ✭✭✭flutered


    Princess Peach wrote: »
    I said I love you

    He stopped for a second, gave me a blank look and then just kept going

    served you right upsetting a guy mid stroke


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    #40
    ChopShop
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 1,797 Mod ✭✭✭✭ChopShop


    I seem to go through phases of saying one particular thing when especially irked.

    Currently it's "Jesus-c*ck-sucking-Christ."


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    #41
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Luckily I have never been in that situation. :o


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    #42
    Gunsfortoys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,080 ✭✭✭Gunsfortoys


    "Thats not how your mother does it..."


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    #43
    johnn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    I'll go down on you after this


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    #44
    Star Bingo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,366 ✭✭✭Star Bingo


    "wish u were heeeere..." fappin with a passion. pathetic innit


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    #45
    TimeToShine
    Registered Users Posts: 4,881 ✭✭✭TimeToShine


    I spilled my milk now GET OUT!


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    #46
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    I'll take you up the chocolate fudge canal but if I rip me banjo string you are calling the ambulance

    She lied, she never rang :(:p


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    #47
    Irishcrx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,861 ✭✭✭Irishcrx


    Dr_Phil wrote: »
    "Why was I so stupid to waste so many years with you?!" - last night, to my wife. Slept on the sofa downstairs.. Things got better by now but I wish I hadn't said that..

    Harsh...you'd better change that username your clearly a fake :D


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    #48
    kfallon
    Registered Users Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Irishcrx wrote: »
    Harsh...you'd better change that username your clearly a fake :D

    Sounds like he's more 'Dr_hadyourPhil' after that comment!


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    #49
    Lockstep
    Registered Users Posts: 9,029 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Friend of mine giggled like Elmer Fudd. Put the poor girl right off.


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    #50
    hinault
    Registered Users Posts: 5,932 ✭✭✭hinault


    Oranage2 wrote: »
    Clled a manager a pr*ck when i left my last job, very immature of me when i think back esp now that it's 3 years of employment i cant use a reference.

    EDIT: Oops didnt mean to quote!

    You should have got the reference in writing first before calling him/her a prick.


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    #51
    Sofa King Great
    Registered Users Posts: 870 ✭✭✭Sofa King Great


    Another AH thread which had potential to be full of funny stories is ruined by a load of thanks whores making up witty one liners while jerking off and trying to type with one hand.....


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    #52
    Canis Lupus
    Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭Canis Lupus


    Sofa King Great wrote: »
    Another AH thread which had potential to be full of funny stories is ruined by a load of thanks whores making up witty one liners while jerking off and trying to type with one hand.....

    Full of funny stories? I don't think there's much material here at all except for the wity one liners AND you've ruined mine which was gonna be:


    Shush, it's all a dream, go back to sleep.


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    #53
    derfderf
    Registered Users Posts: 1,588 ✭✭✭derfderf


    Keep the change


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    #54
    Raze_them_all
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,477 ✭✭✭✭Raze_them_all


    My bird once thought I called her Laura....to her credit she kept going till the job was done then brought it up!


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    #55
    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    I once called my bird a tit. She was a robin. Rookie error.


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    #56
    jackiebaron
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,038 ✭✭✭jackiebaron


    "Quick, your boyfriend's waking up downstairs" :pac:


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    #57
    curlzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭curlzy


    As a joke I once said "is it in yet?" well talk about shutting me up, I was walking like John Wayne for a week, ladies; never give a guy a point to prove during sex.


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    #58
    Otacon
    Registered Users Posts: 6,721 ✭✭✭Otacon


    "M..M..M..M..M..M..MONSTER KILL!"

    It was a dare from some friends in college. Just remembering the look on her face... :D


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    #59
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    and boom goes the dynamite.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahoidh-VmSw


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    #60
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    Otacon wrote: »
    "M..M..M..M..M..M..MONSTER KILL!"

    It was a dare from some friends in college. Just remembering the look on her face... :D

    I dare you to say "C-C-C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!" the next time :pac:

    As for me:

    "Does this smell like chloroforum to you?.................No?.....................*PUNCH*"


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    #61
    danniemcq
    Registered Users Posts: 14,163 ✭✭✭✭danniemcq


    have one from a site (could have been boards but probably not), anywho as the guy was just coming to the vinegar strokes he shouts "MORTAL COMBAT" at the top of his lungs, his housemates on hearing this shout back as one voice "FINISH HER", i wish i had the balls for that one.


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