In the heat of passion........

orourkeda

........... is there anything that you've screamed, roared, shouted or whispered that you wish you hadn't

phasers

Stay for breakfast

Btwndeyes

Its ok i can last another minute.

starbelgrade

"Will you marry me?"

Oranage2

Clled a manager a pr*ck when i left my last job, very immature of me when i think back esp now that it's 3 years of employment i cant use a reference.

EDIT: Oops didnt mean to quote!

orourkeda

phasers wrote: »

Stay for breakfast

I've rarely lasted that long either

Nodin

....you're as good as your sister....

admiralofthefleet

when in the vinegar strokes its good to shout yabba dabba doooo

Local-womanizer

Oranage2 wrote: »

Clled a manager a pr*ck when i left my last job, very immature of me when i think back esp now that it's 3 years of employment i cant use a reference.

Weird relationship you have with your OH.....

fishtastico

"Go compare, go compare
you can be sure when you insure with go compare
you get the lowdown and costs can go down
and you'll thank you're stars that you went to go compare
yes you'll thank you're stars that you went to go compare"

And when she looks up I'm a fat guy with a moustache in opera gear

_feedback_

Oranage2 wrote: »

Clled a manager a pr*ck when i left my last job, very immature of me when i think back esp now that it's 3 years of employment i cant use a reference.

You made love to your manager and called them a prick? Then left?

I'll give you a reference.

baldbear

Put a few fingers up me bum. Never again.

BluesBerry

Shouted out in the moment an ex's" name and surname I fcuking love you" :o

things were never the same after that

Dr_Phil

"Why was I so stupid to waste so many years with you?!" - last night, to my wife. Slept on the sofa downstairs.. Things got better by now but I wish I hadn't said that..

AckwelFoley

please dont call the police

Aidric

Do you smell haddock?

Mint Sauce

the wrong name

orourkeda

Do the stones now

mikom

"Easy now..... Let's not turn a rape into a murder"

orourkeda

Drop them and spread them you filthy ****

matchthis

good girl sharon:pac:

danh789

"Bless me Father for I have sinned"

AckwelFoley

actually, now that i think of it..

i once spelled out e-j-a-c-u-l-a-t-e-d as i was shooting the beans...

lol.. the look on her face...

orourkeda

snyper wrote: »

actually, now that i think of it..

i once spelled out e-j-a-c-u-l-a-t-e-d as i was shooting the beans...

lol.. the look on her face...

s-h-o-t would have been less effort.

Delicate_Dlite

not sure if this counts, but when I said ''Oh god, oh god...''.....he stopped and looked at me,..''I thought you were an atheist''..

Abi

BluesBerry wrote: »

Shouted out in the moment an ex's" name and surname I fcuking love you" :o

things were never the same after that

Same as ^ I obviously hadn't given enough time between the break-up, and it was purely out of habit than still have having feelings for my ex. He was pretty gutted, because he'd told me before he'd always fancied me before, and was sickened when I got with my ex. Worse still, I found out later that the two of them were friends and went to school together. A bit to close to home... =/

Didn't see him again, I obvs needed some time out till I shook of my ex. Long past it, and I'm much happier now tbh (:

AckwelFoley

orourkeda wrote: »

s-h-o-t would have been less effort.

id a big load to deliver :pac:

AckwelFoley

Abigayle wrote: »

Same as ^ I obviously hadn't given enough time between the break-up, and it was purely out of habit than still have having feelings for my ex. He was pretty gutted, because he'd told me before he'd always fancied me before, and was sickened when I got with my ex. Worse still, I found out later that the two of them were friends and went to school together. A bit to close to home... =/

Didn't see him again, I obvs needed some time out till I shook of my ex. Long past it, and I'm much happier now tbh (:

In future make sure all your love interests have the same name.

Out of complete coincidence ive dated or went out with 6 michelles!

up for anything

Could you move your shoulder a bit. I can't see the bottom of the page.

demakinz

[SIZE=-1] No, really... I do this part better myself! [/SIZE]

Fúck you, you fúcking fúck.

Sanjuro

baldbear wrote: »

Put a few fingers up me bum.

Ambitious.

baldbear wrote: »

Never again.

Quitter.

admiralofthefleet

scream like my sister

I am The Dragon

CaptainMeerkat

'Ahhhhhh, who's your daddy?!.....Yes, I know his name is George....what do you mean you don't want it again...no of course not, I'm not thinking about your father during it....' :rolleyes:

starbelgrade

CaptainMeerkat wrote: »

'Ahhhhhh, who's your daddy?!.....Yes, I know his name is George....what do you mean you don't want it again...no of course not, I'm not thinking about your father during it....' :rolleyes:

One sure way to piss off your sister.

Princess Peach

I said I love you

He stopped for a second, gave me a blank look and then just kept going

CaptainMeerkat

starbelgrade wrote: »

One sure way to piss off your sister.

say what now?!

flutered

Princess Peach wrote: »

I said I love you

He stopped for a second, gave me a blank look and then just kept going

served you right upsetting a guy mid stroke

ChopShop

I seem to go through phases of saying one particular thing when especially irked.

Currently it's "Jesus-c*ck-sucking-Christ."

starlit

Luckily I have never been in that situation.

Gunsfortoys

"Thats not how your mother does it..."

johnn

I'll go down on you after this

Star Bingo

"wish u were heeeere..." fappin with a passion. pathetic innit

TimeToShine

I spilled my milk now GET OUT!

kfallon

I'll take you up the chocolate fudge canal but if I rip me banjo string you are calling the ambulance

She lied, she never rang

Irishcrx

Dr_Phil wrote: »

"Why was I so stupid to waste so many years with you?!" - last night, to my wife. Slept on the sofa downstairs.. Things got better by now but I wish I hadn't said that..

Harsh...you'd better change that username your clearly a fake

kfallon

Irishcrx wrote: »

Harsh...you'd better change that username your clearly a fake

Sounds like he's more 'Dr_hadyourPhil' after that comment!

Lockstep

Friend of mine giggled like Elmer Fudd. Put the poor girl right off.

hinault

Oranage2 wrote: »

Clled a manager a pr*ck when i left my last job, very immature of me when i think back esp now that it's 3 years of employment i cant use a reference.

EDIT: Oops didnt mean to quote!

You should have got the reference in writing first before calling him/her a prick.

Sofa King Great

Another AH thread which had potential to be full of funny stories is ruined by a load of thanks whores making up witty one liners while jerking off and trying to type with one hand.....