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Weapon of choice?

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24-09-2010 1:03pm

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Tallon

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Sometimes, you don't have time to be picky!

Right now, at my desk, it would be a pack of gum.

Maybe I should move my phone to the other side of the desk!

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#2 24-09-2010 1:43pm
Leeg17

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056035997

It'd be my door

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#3 24-09-2010 1:47pm
charlie1966

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My weapon of choice?

My Wife! She will take the head of anything with a glance, but don't tell her i said that.:D

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#4 10-10-2010 9:42pm
strange john

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Oh no....Sky + Remote Control and a dog blanket....Not good. Not even sharp edges!

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#5 11-10-2010 9:29pm
SmileyPaul

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my phone.... a watermelon and a baloon animal

see you on the other side lads :P

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#6 12-10-2010 11:18am
ScumLord

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It's nearly always a PC case, at work and at home. I wish the Zombies would show up, I really want to throw this work PC at something so bad. :mad:

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#7 12-10-2010 1:51pm
Chorizo

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A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?

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#8 12-10-2010 1:55pm
frank reynolds

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in work, so if it were to happen Now i could run to the print room, and grab the big sharp thing off the document cutter and that's pretty much a machete so that'd be ok. also maybe the desk fan i have is pretty old so the blades are metal, and you can take the cover off the front....

but that only works when plugged in, so i'd have to get them to come to me!

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#9 12-10-2010 11:43pm
dunsandin

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Glass of wine and a calculator, so I could add up the chance of survival and get more pi55ed so I didn't care how low it was.

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#10 13-10-2010 1:04am
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New Office, Finally found a home for the Chainsaw in the machinery Shed:(

But Seeing as I just set up my new Desk with this threat inmind, to my Left I have,
A Japanese Pull Saw
A Hammer
A Sickle

Mr Stabby( a Stainless Steel Letter Opener that I sharpen when I'm bored)

Seriously, Mr Stabby is Sharp enought to split atoms

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#11 13-10-2010 8:03am
adser53

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Ah the site office has weaponry galore! Battery operated skillsaw, a few chisels for throwing, a crowbar thats itching for some z-head and my trusty swiss army knife if things get too close for comfort, to name but a few

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#12 13-10-2010 9:50am
GavRedKing

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A plastic ruler and a calculator.

Balls

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#13 13-10-2010 3:25pm
S.E. Airsoft

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Keyboard, TFT screen & fire extinguisher, plus assorted bric a brac, but there's only 1 door & no window, so escape is not an option.

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#14 14-10-2010 1:23am
ScumLord

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Chorizo wrote: »

A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?

If your going to die anyway you would look pretty hardcore if you left a group of people to take on a Zombie horde swinging a pillow while sipping on a cup of coffee.

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#15 14-10-2010 1:39am
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My car.

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#16 14-10-2010 10:47am
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Chorizo wrote: »

A cup of coffee and a pillow. Im screwed aren't I?

you could take the pillow out of the pillow case the put the cup in the pillow case and use it to bash at lest one z's in after that you would just need to find a heavy object to replace the cup

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#17 14-10-2010 3:06pm
Chorizo

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Ahhh good thinking. But now ive just realised that my brain is not good for improvising weapons. Maybe it will be good to eat ...... mmmmm brains

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#18 15-10-2010 9:26am
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People will be checking the "bad ideas" section of one partiular site should Z-Day happen

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#19 17-10-2010 1:10am
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Mary Harney as
I could hide behind her or
Roll her downhill at the enemy and
In the event they found us it would take them a week to eat her and in the meantime I could leg it to Cork.

hitbit

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#20 17-10-2010 1:14am
dunsandin

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On mature reflection; my left arm. My body is a weapon. (a weapon of mass distraction. I would wave a lot, and run)

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#21 17-10-2010 7:09am
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paper towel holder

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#22 18-10-2010 2:49pm
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Empty crisp bag and an A4 Pad :eek: RIP Pocketfizz

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#23 19-10-2010 10:05am
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Oh god... zombie blood on my new android phone again. Talk about bricking your hardware...

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#24 19-10-2010 7:00pm
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I'm screwed the only thing beside me is,,, well,, a rubber..

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#25 21-10-2010 7:07pm
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Erm, there is nothing to my left... Except the floor? To the far left is a map of the world.

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#26 21-10-2010 11:27pm
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my katana (Japanese sword) i can slice a nut in half. also have a tanto and wakizashi

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#27 22-10-2010 12:42am
hare05

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Ok, second try...

My wallet? I could always fill it with loads of 1c coins..... Does fake leather cut zombie flesh easily?

I have a large bookcase too, but I don't think I can swing that in here...

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#28 22-10-2010 1:00am
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A handheld vac and a pink singing cat puppet. Sorted.

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#29 22-10-2010 1:57pm
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Oki inspired by Dead rising 2, I would take electronic bear and combine him with a machine gun. In result it will be a self aware turret called FREEDOM BEAR

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#30 22-10-2010 3:36pm
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theanonymous wrote: »

Oki inspired by Dead rising 2, I would take electronic bear and combine him with a machine gun. In result it will be a self aware turret called FREEDOM BEAR

read the first post next time :P

and if you have a robot bear and a machine beside you...... I think you win XD

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#31 22-10-2010 8:53pm
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Chuck Norris.

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