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  • 20-09-2010 1:08am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    As above, I understand the rest of them but this ones weird, what do yez do, there isnt a charter, who taraldarion? You sure its not a lad pretending to be a girl? Serious question, ye can get that on the internet.

    Can I get a forum where all the girls flirt with me?


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  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,375 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Solitaire


    .

    You're not.
    Can I get a forum where all the girls flirt with me?

    Let's think...... No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    Solitaire wrote: »
    You're not.

    What? I think that having it as obvious as a username makes it clearly ironic, or something, you work it out.
    Let's think...... No.

    Who are you to deny me, nay, all the girls, the pleasure of my company, digitally transmitted as it is.

    People really are blunt with new posters aren't they, I don't assume you are a free game that comes with windows now do I. I'll have to make my sig more obvious.


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭ neil_


    This forum is for flirting with tar. It's in the name really. You know, FlirTar, Flir-Tar, Flirt - Tar... Ok? Post in the music thread while you're here!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭ RolandIRL


    don't mind Sol. he's just annoying :P

    here, you flirt with the glorious entity that is tar. be careful though, if you blink, tar will impregnate you regardless of your sex. mind the tar cream over there while you're at it as well. it will also impregnate you :D


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,375 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Solitaire


    whiteman's right y'know - he's already six months gone right now after that inadvertant blink on Paddy's Day :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    Ok.

    That makes sense, is TarAldaron a girl though?

    I could make my avatar jessica rabbit and have a japanese pokemon character with a rack of spices to put Ramsey to shame, but I still have a spicy salami surprise in the kyaks.

    Pics or gtfo lads, or yez are beating the drums to a chap for all ye know.

    Gotta be pragmatic, I heard a story bout a lad on the internet, and he pretended to be a woman! Only when the baby came out did the lad realise the other lad was a lad with a lad on him, because the baby was fake.


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭ neil_


    If you're not comfortable flirting with an androgynous internet celebrity this really isn't the place for you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    neil_ wrote: »
    If you're not comfortable flirting with an androgynous internet celebrity this really isn't the place for you.

    Probably isn't Neil, yore probably bang on the money there.

    But I am a curious sort in that I ask my questions, not curious in that I wanna flirt with a potential he/she mind, no offence to the forum's name sake, whomever they may be.


  • Registered Users Posts: 550 ✭✭✭ GirlOfGlass


    Tar is deadly. Nuff said.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    Tar is deadly. Nuff said.

    Well if you fall into a big pit of it yeah, yerman Nuff is right in that regard.

    The question tho is still not answered, who is TazAldrin and why is there a bunch a monikers worshiping that person?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 550 ✭✭✭ GirlOfGlass


    Well if you fall into a big pit of it yeah, yerman Nuff is right in that regard.

    The question tho is still not answered, who is TazAldrin and why is there a bunch a monikers worshiping that person?

    TazAldrin? I'm as lost as you are, ST.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    I dunno, yer person who is in charge of yez all, the other forums have a charter so you can know what they are about.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭ Flojo


    The question tho is still not answered, who is TarAldrin and why is there a bunch a monikers worshiping that person?

    If we told you...we'd have to kill you! She has an awesome rack though, I can totally vouch for that :p


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord


    The question tho is still not answered, who is Tar.Aldarion and why is there a bunch a monikers worshiping that person?

    Because Tar.A is teh sex


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    Yeah lads and lassies sorry I don't buy it even if shes selling it.

    Good luck unless yez wanna answer the questions.


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,375 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Solitaire


    Bye then :)

    where is Tar ATM anyway?!


  • Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭ neil_


    Solitaire wrote: »
    where is Tar ATM anyway?!

    my bathroom, cleaning the toilet


  • Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,375 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Solitaire


    neil_ wrote: »
    my bathroom, cleaning the toilet

    LIES!!! :eek: Tar has too much SEX to give, if a toilet needed cleaning you'd do it yourself in the hope she'd reward you! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,924 ✭✭✭✭ RolandIRL


    he's refusing tar :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


    he'll be back :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭ Flojo


    There is a few things I could tell you bout our Tar... might ease the curiosity ;)

    She has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room..

    She once ran a marathon backwards, just to see what second place looked like..

    She has found Waldo several times, but has released him because she enjoys the hunt..

    She once sent 2000quid to a Nigerian scammer, and actually received her 2.7 million inheritance...

    Her friends don't throw her goodbye parties; they follow her!...


    :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭ Sarky


    Also, she has amazing tits.


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord


    She can crack walnuts with her bum cheeks.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭ Sarky


    Tighter than a Cavan man, she is! :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,123 ✭✭✭✭ Star Lord


    Her ass is so tight and smooth that when she walks, she produces a high pitched squeaking sound that can only be heard by dogs.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭ --LOS--


    Solitaire wrote: »
    where is Tar ATM anyway?!

    Last seen singing this http://www.endlessyoutube.com/watch?v=rfr40TDfmM0&has_verified=1&start=0m30s&end=0m45s to her daddy in the country.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,007 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Tar.Aldarion


    I'm back from indescriminately giving love to those in most need, los, daddy, neil_ etc
    Now flirt with me troll, FLIRT 'R BANNED


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭ Sarky


    Take-charge Tar is freaking hawt.

    *sploosh*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 160 ✭✭ Subtle Troll


    Your not the boss of me.

    minus 1 million internets if you're a grammar nazi


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,172 ✭✭✭ Flojo


    Your not the boss of me.

    minus 1 million internets if you're a grammar nazi

    You're*


    Right minus 1 million internets.....what happens now then?





    :p


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,325 ✭✭✭ Scuid Mhór


    You sure its not a lad pretending to be a girl? Serious question, ye can get that on the internet.

    you gotta work on this subtle approach.


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