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  • 18-09-2010 2:05am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
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    ..... this is as good as it gets?

    Jack asked it in the film of the same name and it never got answered....

    so answer it! :)


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    icywind1980
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    It can't be. There are 77 virgins waiting for me in heaven. They all have milk and honey strapped to their arses.


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    icywind1980 wrote: »
    It can't be. There are 77 virgins waiting for me in heaven. They all have milk and honey strapped to their arses.

    Thought it was 72? And did anyone ever mention what SEX the virgins were???? Or WHY they spent this long staying virgins against the odds of modern life?

    And are you ready for 72 mothers in law?


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    Wolfe Tone
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    Then I want my money back!


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    icywind1980
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Thought it was 72? And did anyone ever mention what SEX the virgins were???? Or WHY they spent this long staying virgins against the odds of modern life?

    And are you ready for 72 mothers in law?
    Are the MIL virgins too? Oh wait..


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    alwaysadub
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    Well if this is as good as it gets, i'm jumping off a bridge tomorrow.


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    icywind1980
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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Well if this is as good as it gets, i'm jumping off a bridge tomorrow.
    Dun forget your swimmies, mate.


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    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Well if this is as good as it gets, i'm jumping off a bridge tomorrow.

    Are talking brooklyn or liffey? Its very important to clarify these things for a statement to have any effect :)


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    alwaysadub
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are talking brooklyn or liffey? Its very important to clarify these things for a statement to have any effect :)

    Well if you wanna buy me a ticket to New York, i'll choose the Brooklyn.. :D


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    icywind1980
    Closed Accounts Posts: 175 ✭✭icywind1980


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    Well if you wanna buy me a ticket to New York, i'll choose the Brooklyn.. :D
    You'll get shot before you even approach the bridge.


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    orourkeda
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    icywind1980 wrote: »
    It can't be. There are 77 virgins waiting for me in heaven. They all have milk and honey strapped to their arses.

    Mine have bovril smeared on their tits


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    icywind1980
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    orourkeda wrote: »
    Mine have bovril smeared on their tits
    Mmmmm tasteh...


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    orourkeda wrote: »
    Mine have bovril smeared on their tits

    Never has the phrase "one mans heaven is another mans hell" rang so true.


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    icywind1980
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Never has the phrase "one mans heaven is another mans hell" rang so true.
    Hey, if the man likes salty goo, let him to it xD


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    Rented Mule
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    ..... this is as good as it gets?

    Jack asked it in the film of the same name and it never got answered....

    so answer it! :)



    It sure as hell beats the alternative.


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    icywind1980
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    Rented Mule wrote: »
    It sure as hell beats the alternative.
    Living in the middle east?


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    Rabies
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    icywind1980 wrote: »
    It can't be. There are 77 virgins waiting for me in heaven. They all have milk and honey strapped to their arses.

    do you plan on eating or fvcking them?


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    Asphyxia
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    Well if this is as good as it gets you better make the most of life. I've been feelings great these passed months everything has just fell into place and is going the way I want it so I'm not going to think about bad stuff, way to happy.


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    icywind1980
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    Rabies wrote: »
    do you plan on eating or fvcking them?
    A little of column "A" and a little of column 2.


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    lisaface
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    amacachi wrote: »
    This isn't as good as it gets because I'm listening to a female friend on the phone to her foreign foreign boyfriend literally as I was typing this and said she wouldn't be with him in a long-distance thing. Yet this is life and it's ****ing awesome. I found out today I passed my repeats and found out it today.

    Life is fantastic, you just have to open your mind and see it and realise that even though you meaning nothing in the universe you're also the only thing that matters.



    Oh Christ I feel like an awful hipster after that.

    Hmmm did this post come with a side order of Alcohol? :P

    Oooh an OP
    Things can only get better!! :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    It was time.


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    robbie_998
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    just watched this movie the other day for the first time on dvd and i was actually quite surprised = excellent movie indeed

    but it got better for jack through out the movie... it did infact get better for him :)


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    johnmcdnl
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    As a college student I quite like life as it is so yeah - this is good as it is :D


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    getthegarglein
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    icywind1980 wrote: »
    Living in the middle east?

    heh heh... both humorous and interesting


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    amacachi
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    lisaface wrote: »
    Hmmm did this post come with a side order of Alcohol? :P

    Oooh an OP
    Things can only get better!! :D

    Damn, deleted my post then realised I'd been quoted, I shan't be looking at this thread again because I'm just starting to sober up a tiny bit and don't want to know what I was saying. :pac:

    EDIT: Wow, reading over my post I have literally no idea what point I was trying to make. I shouldn't be left alone.


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    Deleted User wrote: »
    Are talking brooklyn or liffey? Its very important to clarify these things for a statement to have any effect :)

    There's actually plans to erect a big net underneath the Brooklyn Bridge, if I remember correctly. Supposedly the suicide rate off that bridge is so high that it's the only way to prevent it.


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    Deleted User wrote: »
    There's actually plans to erect a big net underneath the Brooklyn Bridge, if I remember correctly. Supposedly the suicide rate off that bridge is so high that it's the only way to prevent it.

    Be fun if they then just left them there. You could look over the bridge and see this net with arms and legs sticking out all over the place.


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    Dravokivich
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    If this is as good as it gets... I'm doing pretty dam good...


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    curlzy
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    Hmmm for me yeah, got a great job, perfect man, loadsa pets and a big holiday planned for next year (2 months of travelling around the USA) so yeah life is fecking great, but I think it's going to get even better!:D *curlzy wanders off humming "things can only get better*


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    kfallon
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    curlzy wrote: »
    but I think it's going to get even better!:D *curlzy wanders off humming "things can only get better*

    You reckon you're up the spout then??? :eek:

    There goes the US Holiday, the pets and maybe the job :pac:
    Your man might run a mile too when he realises you've been sabotaging his contraception :p


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    candy-gal1
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    As said by pocketfizz, if this is as good as it gets then im happy! :D


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