"The Origin of Specious Nonsense"

J C

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Oi!! Join the cue.:D
Ive been asking for and answer to a very basic question for pages now. Jc keeps asking for evidence but wont accept evidence in any recognised form.
He keeps dodging and looking increasingly pathetic and troll like but hey.... I can persist so long as he look dumber and dumber with each dodge.

A new evolutionary tactic ... keep asking what kind of evidence people will accept for Evolution ... while studiously avoiding providing any evidence for Evolution

... of course, the reason for all of this 'pussyfooting' is because they have no evidence for Evolution.

J C

Fluffybums wrote: »

And introns??

Part of so-called 'junk DNA' ... which is believed to be the currently non-functional residue from the speciation 'explosions' after Creation and The Flood.

robindch

Ghost Buster wrote: »

He keeps dodging and looking increasingly pathetic and troll like but hey.... I can persist so long as he look dumber and dumber with each dodge.

I doubt it.

JC has been looking the way he looks now for over five and half years -- please examine some of the ancient fossil record here.

You will give up.

Fluffybums

J C wrote: »

Part of so-called 'junk DNA' ... which is believed to be the currently non-functional residue from the speciation 'explosions' after Creation and The Flood.

Please explain "speciation 'explosions'" not heard of that before.

Paparazzo

J C wrote: »

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* Why do we have wisdom teeth?
Originally very good ... now not so good ... because of the Fall.
Any link to some proof?
* Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
There is no design issue ... and women like them that way!!!
Gives Evolutionists something to scratch ... when they are thinking!!!
It's like putting a a carburetter on the roof of a car. Any real reason they should be there? Put a poll up in the ladies lounge "are balls attractive" and "would you like external overies" and lets see the results
* Why do we have an apendix?
Provides peri-natal gastro-intestinal protection.
link? I can't find one that says that
* Why do so many people have heart attacks?
Poor lifestyle and diet ... no pump that man could design a 'fist-sized' pump that beats 101,000 times a day. During a lifetime it beats about 3 billion times and pumps about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.
My mates dad doesn't drink or smoke. He jogs every day and has done countless maratons. Stroke at 49. Bad design
* Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
Not every old person ... but old age and death are a direct result of the Fall.
I know 5 people that are perfectly healthy except for their hip. Not that old, (all under 70). the 2 that haven't had their hip done can hardly walk.
* Why did he give us a coccyx?
Essential for proper bipedalism and as an anchor for essential muscles.
no it's not!
* How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
Proof that we didn't 'evolve' from Lizards.
Didn't answer the question. The only proof is that god prefers starfish to man
* Why does he keep inventing diseases?
Disease and death are a result of the Fall of Creation.
* Why do men have nipples?
Common design.
can you explain more? the guy that created the universe in a day, millions of different plants, animals, bacteria etc couldn't design a man without nipples?
* Why are some people born deformed?
Mutations.
Why? oh yeah, the fall. harsh the way it effects some people really bad, but doesn't effect others in the slightest
* Why do so many people need glasses?
Ocular degeneration from a perfect Creation over time since the Fall.
why do some people have perfect sight and some have terrible?

I realise the pointlessness. The Fall is the answer to everything!

ColmDawson

I don't know who brought up testicles, but they're on the outside to avoid overheating the sperm.


But then, maybe god should have made sperm able to withstand internal body heat. :P

King Mob

J C wrote: »

The explanation for red Shift (courtesy of AIG) is as follows:-
The red-shift of starlight is a decrease in the energy of the light. This energy decrease results in a lengthening of the wavelength of the light,

FionnMatthew

Ex-scientist my ass.

MagicMarker

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It's hilarious how well this video describes the nonsense we've encountered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3PnKswZtPI

I may be in love

Marcus.Aurelius

A bit crass and rushed, but entertaining nonetheless.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCnGf37iiKU

sponsoredwalk

Unless I've lost my memory there was no mention of John May's book
signing in this thread apart from Robindch's explanation of it.
I got the following off atheist.ie

Supposedly May was confronted with the question of Lucy & whether he
thought that was evidence for evolution. May's response?
Lucy was made from a pig's jawbone & that this was a well known fact






Full explanation of the event in the link:

http://www.atheist.ie/2010/09/gorillas-girls-and-specious-nonsense/

Just note: May was influenced by Michael Behe, the irreducable complexity
guy in the flagella videos that were debunked earlier in the thread.
Apparently May went the whole hog & pulled out the mousetrap :pac:

Dave!

Looks like a very professional and sophisticated event

Was there many in attendance?

PDN

MagicMarker wrote: »

I've often thought this forum deserved its very own Creationism thread. Congratulations to Robin and Dades.

Turtwig

sponsoredwalk wrote: »

Who's the rabbi?:pac:

sponsoredwalk

Dave! wrote: »

Looks like a very professional and sophisticated event

Was there many in attendance?

I didn't go to the event, but from the article:

From what I could tell, a large minority, perhaps as much as half, of the
attendees were May’s friends and family, while most of the rest were atheists
and skeptics. There were a few evangelicals and perhaps a handful of people
who had wandered in from the bar in search of free drink.

@ MaltyT, apparently it's our God Darwin in the guise of a Rabbi :pac:

Look at the bag of tennis balls in the picture, if you read the article
it'll be that much funnier

Zombrex

Malty_T wrote: »

Who's the rabbi?:pac:

who is the hottie?

robindch

PDN wrote: »

I've often thought this forum deserved its very own Creationism thread. Congratulations to Robin and Dades.

If we didn't have our little collection of hootin', tootin', batshit-crazy, fundamentalist christian(*) creationists, then we wouldn't have had this thread which shows, so clearly, the witless nadir to which religion leads the uncomplicated and the uninformed. And which, by implication, really does help justify the existence of the forum.

Humble thanks to our friends and colleagues in the christian religion for doing so much for so long to sustain so many on such a lack of evidence!

(*) and their colleagues from the other religions too, of course!

Turtwig

robindch wrote: »

If we didn't have our little collection of hootin', tootin', batshit-crazy, fundamentalist christian(*) creationists, then we wouldn't have had this thread which shows, so clearly, the witless nadir to which religion leads the uncomplicated and the uninformed. And which, by implication, really does help justify the existence of the forum.

Humble thanks to our friends and colleagues in the christian religion for doing so much for so long to sustain so many on such a lack of evidence!

(*) and their colleagues from the other religions too, of course!

Oooh Ooooh Mod Wrestling.:D

Doctor DooM

Wicknight wrote: »

who is the hottie?

Reading the article he had a girls n' gorillas party.

Apparently, the gorilla had left but the girls, it turned out, were genuine.

I wonder if they were wondering what the non specific supernatural punishment realm they had let themselves in for

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After fastidiously examining the woman's t-shirt, for research purposes, I
have finally concluded the message she has written on her is:

"How evolution made monkeys out of man".

I'm still unsure if it's "monkeys" or "monkey's", I'm sure someone else will
present their findings regarding this matter soon enough as we explore
real-live examples of the scientific method in action :cool:

robindch

Malty_T wrote: »

Oooh Ooooh Mod Wrestling.:D

Actually we really love each other

Dades

PDN wrote: »

I've often thought this forum deserved its very own Creationism thread. Congratulations to Robin and Dades.

I'm staying tight lipped on this one. Suffice to stay this thread is like an annoying relative that came for a weekend and is still there a fortnight later.

coffee_cake

That girl isnt meant to be one of the skimpy clothing ones is she?
That's a normal tshirt and jeans
(from what I can very quickly glance while in work...)

Mark Hamill

Dades wrote: »

I'm staying tight lipped on this one. Suffice to stay this thread is like an annoying relative that came for a weekend and is still there a fortnight later.

Em, are you talking about PDN or the thread?

Dades

Careful now.

J C

Paparazzo wrote: »

* Why do we have wisdom teeth?
Originally very good ... now not so good ... because of the Fall.
Any link to some proof?
What is your answer ... Evolution?
* Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
There is no design issue ... and women like them that way!!!
Gives Evolutionists something to scratch ... when they are thinking!!!
It's like putting a a carburetter on the roof of a car. Any real reason they should be there? Put a poll up in the ladies lounge "are balls attractive" and "would you like external overies" and lets see the results
If they say 'no' ... that would be denial ... and pure 'penis envy'!!!:pac:
* Why do we have an apendix?
Provides peri-natal gastro-intestinal protection.
link? I can't find one that says that
http://www.answersingenesis.org/tj/v3/i1/appendix.asp
* Why do so many people have heart attacks?
Poor lifestyle and diet ... no pump that man could design a 'fist-sized' pump that beats 101,000 times a day. During a lifetime it beats about 3 billion times and pumps about 400 million litres (800 million pints) of blood.
My mates dad doesn't drink or smoke. He jogs every day and has done countless maratons. Stroke at 49. Bad design
My great grandfather lived to 101 and wasn't a day sick until the last 6 months of his life.
* Why can't he design a hip? Every old person needs their hip done.
Not every old person ... but old age and death are a direct result of the Fall.
I know 5 people that are perfectly healthy except for their hip. Not that old, (all under 70). the 2 that haven't had their hip done can hardly walk.
... and I know several people in their 90's who haven't had their hips done ... and who don't need them done.
* Why did he give us a coccyx?
Essential for proper bipedalism and as an anchor for essential muscles.
no it's not!
Try removing your coccyx ... and see what happens!!:eek:
Hint: the bottom could fall out of your world ... or is the other way around??!!!
* How come we don't grow an arm back like a lizard does?
Proof that we didn't 'evolve' from Lizards.
Didn't answer the question. The only proof is that god prefers starfish to man
God prefers Man ... He has given us an intelligent Brain ... which is better that an extra three arms ... that you don't know what to do with!!!
* Why does he keep inventing diseases?
Disease and death are a result of the Fall of Creation.
* Why do men have nipples?
Common design.
can you explain more? the guy that created the universe in a day, millions of different plants, animals, bacteria etc couldn't design a man without nipples?
I quite like my nipples ... thank you very much!!!
* Why are some people born deformed?
Mutations.
Why? oh yeah, the fall. harsh the way it effects some people really bad, but doesn't effect others in the slightest
The point is that mutations cause a loss of complex functional specified information ... and therefore are incapable of providing the CFSI 'needed to 'evolve' Pondkind into Mankind'.
* Why do so many people need glasses?
Ocular degeneration from a perfect Creation over time since the Fall.
why do some people have perfect sight and some have terrible?
Some haven't suffered from ocular degeneration .... and others have.
I realise the pointlessness. The Fall is the answer to everything
Not everything ... see above ... but it seems that Evolution is the Evolutionists answer to everything!!!!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=68111635&postcount=829

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mohawk

J C wrote: »

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* Why are mens balls on the outside? Serious design flaw there!
There is no design issue ... and women like them that way!!!
Gives Evolutionists something to scratch ... when they are thinking!!!
It's like putting a a carburetter on the roof of a car. Any real reason they should be there? Put a poll up in the ladies lounge "are balls attractive" and "would you like external overies" and lets see the results
If they say 'no' ... that would be denial ... and pure 'penis envy'!!!

I take it JC you don't know much about women!! Have you ever met one?

Turtwig

mohawk wrote: »

I take it JC you don't know much about women!! Have you ever met one?

*Know's what's coming next and is 1 millimetre away from unsubscribing to this thread*

Sam Vimes

Ghost Buster wrote: »

Why is JC dodging my ernest request as to what form he will accept evidence in?

Because he's a troll and I guarantee you will give up before he does. You will either stop because you've realised he's a troll or because you've been carted off to a padded room.

Ghost Buster wrote: »

He likes the place his head is in and wants to stay there forever?

Pretty much yeah. His head will forever remain stuck in InTelLigeNtLY DESIGNED SaNd!!!!!!!11!!1!!1!1 :(:rolleyes::D:cool::pac::eek::o:p