Hows your beard

Ban Ki Moon

Im still kinda expecting to get that huge macho dark shodow un-shaven look all about my face even though im 34

All I get is strong growth on my neck and a wee bit on my upper lip

I'm a big lad that drives fast and treats homosexuals like their my sisters,Why aint I got that masculine darkness all over my face instead of just on my neck?

FearDark

I can only grow patches... I'm 27, will never have a beard. I have a fair old bush down below though and my arse has dreadlocks.

strokemyclover

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

.....treats homosexuals like their my sisters....

You share your sweets with homosexuals?

Brendog

theres **** all hair on my face even though I've a ****ing mullet on my balls and arse

NoHornJan

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

Im still kinda expecting to get that huge macho dark shodow un-shaven look all about my face even though im 34

All I get is strong growth on my neck and a wee bit on my upper lip

I'm a big lad that drives fast and treats homosexuals like their my sisters,Why aint I got that masculine darkness all over my face instead of just on my neck?

Your head is upside down...:D

mikom

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

Im still kinda expecting to get that huge macho dark shodow un-shaven look all about my face even though im 34

All I get is strong growth on my neck and a wee bit on my upper lip

I'm a big lad that drives fast and treats homosexuals like their my sisters,Why aint I got that masculine darkness all over my face instead of just on my neck?

* Looks at signature*

"Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation."

Oscar Wilde

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AidySevenfold

My beard is the biggest it's been.
didn't shave it out of boredom. still have it :pac:

Ban Ki Moon

mikom wrote: »

* Looks at signature*



You need a quote from any of the following..........

Jesus, B. Ives, M. Miller, O. Wells, Freud, Moses, Col. Sanders, Sebastian Cabot, Davinci, Darwin, Charlemagne, Lincoln, Robert E Lee, WEB Du Bois, Hemingway, Carl Marx, G. Bernard Shaw. Castro, Bill Frindall, aka the 'Bearded Wonder', Salman Rushdie, NJ Governor John Corzine, & Colonel Sanders all sported beards. So have Victor French, Theodore Bikel, G. Lucas, B. Ives, Jack Cassidy, J. Depp in Pirates of the Caribean movies, C. Norris, Castro, Freud, Fredrick Douglas, W.E.B. Dubois, Confucius, Ulysses S. Grant, Hemingway, Jim Morrison, Uncle Jessie (Dukes of Hazard), Bob Marley, Socrates, Sean P. Daddy Combs, Vikings, Van Gogh, Malcom Jamol Warner, B. Pitt, ?????? in H. Potter, Carlos on D. Housewives, Jonathan Frakes, OB1 Kanobe in S. Wars, B. Underwood, Rob Reiner, J. Lennon, Jerry Garcia, K. Marx, Vladimir Lenin, Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, Lincoln, King Henry VIII, Al Gore & P. McCartney. Pro wrestlers: Capt. Lou Albano, Tajiri, Great Kahli, Undertaker, Matt & Jeff Harding, Road Warrior Animal, Mark Henry, Triple H, Ivan & Nikata Kolof, Jamie Noble, Hornswoogle, Chavo Guerrero, Greg Helms, Mr. Sieto, MVP, Tiger Lee, Bam Bam Bigalow & Scott Steiner.

Pretty veague ... Pretty ve...zzz

mikom

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

Pretty veague ... Pretty ve...zzz

Veague?

fonecrusher1

Great thread.

I haven't had a shave in a month (well just a trim here & there) just to see how the growth is after said time. Vigorous growth around the chin & upper lip area, not great on the neck & sides of the jaw but decent enough so far. Its not a black beard, more sort of blonde/brown type thing.:(

Oh & an adult human female i made verbal communication with at a public drinking facility said it made me look 'rugged or something'. Honest. I think women like beards?

rossie1977

you must be female

i could grow a big beard at 16-17

starbelgrade

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

I'm a big lad that drives fast and treats homosexuals like their my sisters,

You f*ck your sisters? :eek:

Ban Ki Moon

starbelgrade wrote: »

You f*ck your sisters? :eek:

I like everybody

x PyRo

Only facial hair I get is on my chin, and lots of it. :pac: I'm only a young one though!

Bob the Seducer

Haven't been without some sort of beard since I was 17, I've been shaving pretty much since I went to secondary school. Five o'clock shadow is what I get when I put the razor down... some of you don't know how lucky you have it!

b*stards! :mad::D

peejay1986

I envy you lot who can't grow beard. I hate how quick my facial hair grows. Ideally I would shave every day but my skin can't handle it. Unless I have a reason to I won't shave. I've been reason free for a week now

starbelgrade

peejay1986 wrote: »

I envy you lot who can't grow beard. I hate how quick my facial hair grows. Ideally I would shave every day but my skin can't handle it. Unless I have a reason to I won't shave. I've been reason free for a week now

It's Craig David.

Superbus

peejay1986 wrote: »

I envy you lot who can't grow beard. I hate how quick my facial hair grows. Ideally I would shave every day but my skin can't handle it. Unless I have a reason to I won't shave. I've been reason free for a week now

Mysterious.

peejay1986

Superbus wrote: »

Mysterious.

and itchy...


a deadly combination

Superbus

peejay1986 wrote: »

and itchy...


a deadly combination

Indeed. Just like that rash on my foot.

Mickeroo

Been shaving since i was twelve. My beard is stunning. Clean shaven most of the time though, don't like the itch and its a tad ginger. Having said that I hate shaving, the density of my beard gives me awful shaving rash.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Been shaving since I was 12, I had a fairly big beard there last week, but I trimmed it and tidied it up a bit for school on Thursday.:(

peejay1986

baz2009 wrote: »

Been shaving since I was 12, I had a fairly big beard there last week, but I trimmed it and tidied it up a bit for school on Thursday.:(

A beard? In school? Surely you must be a teacher? when I was in school we weren't allowed any sort of facial hair. A guy in my class got suspended for having a 5 o'clock shadow

Senna

I've always threatened to grow a beard during holidays from work, i'm taking nearly a month off in October, i might just do it this time. I should resemble grizzly adams after 2 weeks.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

peejay1986 wrote: »

A beard? In school? Surely you must be a teacher? when I was in school we weren't allowed any sort of facial hair. A guy in my class got suspended for having a 5 o'clock shadow

I've often had a full bush of ginger hair on my face and not a word said to me about it, other than a bit slagging from a few of the funner male teachers.

Wooo, 4,000th post and it's about my beard.:D

scientific1982

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

Im still kinda expecting to get that huge macho dark shodow un-shaven look all about my face even though im 34

All I get is strong growth on my neck and a wee bit on my upper lip

I'm a big lad that drives fast and treats homosexuals like their my sisters,Why aint I got that masculine darkness all over my face instead of just on my neck?

Low testosterone havin muthafcuka. Jk.

lalee17

'Scraggly tufts' is the best description I could come up with.

BTW, I'm pissing myself here at the thread title. the lack of a question mark makes it even funnier.

fonecrusher1

About 3 & a half weeks without a proper shave.

peejay1986

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

About 3 & a half weeks without a proper shave.

Now THAT'S mysterious! I have a lot of catching up to do.

holystungun9

I keep mine short. I am kind of fair haired but when I leave my facial hair grow it is a mix of colours, black, blond and red, I swear to god. Does anybody else get this?

fonecrusher1

holystungun9 wrote: »

I keep mine short. I am kind of fair haired but when I leave my facial hair grow it is a mix of colours, black, blond and red, I swear to god. Does anybody else get this?

My facial hair is kind of brown with some blonde/black patches???

d.anthony

I was sacked from my job in a supermarket once for refusing to shave every day. Can an employer legally make you shave?

It wasn't scruffy looking, just stubble most of the time.

Mackman

my beard sucks, loads on the neck and chin, a little bit on the cheeks and under the nose. but there's a gap between my mustash and beard with nothing on it. looks rediculous of i let it grow

CorsetIsTight

I've heard people wondering about why men grow their beards, I always wonder why men shave.

I think most men look much better with a beard than without, assuming they can grow a decent one rather than a patchy straggly one.

A beard is also softer than stubble, which is a bonus.*

This of course is merely one woman's opinion.**




*Poster's opinion is based on experience limited to her husband's beard.

**Or that of one woman, pretending to be a man, if certain theories about the internet are to be believed.

fakearms123

"Or I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your house in"

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" said the pigs.

Haha Pigs with beards!

*chuckles*

danniemcq

I've bald patches, really annoying. Smooth as a babys arse just under my chin, meh (and no it's not from someones somethings rubbing against them ( i know how you AHers think!)

the_syco

Throwing IBM servers help your beard grow*













*may be total bullsh|t.

kfallon

I tend to only shave every 3 or 4 days anyway (sometimes longer) tho I shave the ould 'ceann' every day! Could grow a beard but it's not as dark as I want it to be and to be honest I'd look pretty effin' stupid with a full grown beard and a shaved head!!!

Squidgy Black

i'm 15 and i can get a decent enough chinstrap in less than a month :pac:

Mint Sauce

gotta a nice jaw/chin strap, goatie combo going on. do the edges every few days. although if was starting from clean shaven again (have not been for about 4 months, it would be patchy for the first few weeks.

have had no real complants about it, couple of mates trying to be funny, but the women like it.

NothingMan

Hmm. I have very sparse yet symetrical growth. This is me with a trimmed (for neatness) about 2 weeks growth.

I shaved on Sunday when I got home from Pukkelpop cos I wanted to feel extra clean and I look about 12. Very strange. Think I'll stick to the trimmed sparse stubble, even if what most people can grow in about an hour takes me a week.

Dord

THIS is a beard!



It hasn't been that long for a while. I've been clean shaven for the past few months and thinking of growing it back again. Maybe not that length though, it takes a lot of work to keep it.

MingulayJohnny

holystungun9 wrote: »

I keep mine short. I am kind of fair haired but when I leave my facial hair grow it is a mix of colours, black, blond and red, I swear to god. Does anybody else get this?

I feel your pain brother. Have Brown hair with beard that has black roots changing to Red & brown and then blonde in some places esp under bottom lip. It changes depending on which angle or light you look at it from. My beard had a dark red in it 2-3 years ago but it was overtaken with the brown\blonde lately. I do get the equivelant of men looking at womens cleavage except with a beard at gigs and in conversations. Like with a WTF kind of expression. :P

deadpoet

Ban Ki Moon wrote: »

Im still kinda expecting to get that huge macho dark shodow un-shaven look all about my face even though im 34

All I get is strong growth on my neck and a wee bit on my upper lip

I'm a big lad that drives fast and treats homosexuals like their my sisters,Why aint I got that masculine darkness all over my face instead of just on my neck?

Best advice I can offer in terms of gaining growth would be to shave off whatever growth you get on those 'problem areas' as much as you can and it'll continue to grow thicker and darker. Having said that, with the price of razor blades these days one would have to wonder why you'd want more facial hair...well, from an economical perspective.

You might want to consider a testosterone suppliment...? Worked wonders for several lads I know. I've been able to sport a full grown beard since 12/13 so I've always been grand in this department - worked wonders for the women back in the day

brummytom

Mine grows fairly quickly, all round my neck/face, but also a few random hairs just in the middle of my face.


My dad must be Pat Mustard

3hn2givr7mx1sc

deadpoet wrote: »

Best advice I can offer in terms of gaining growth would be to shave off whatever growth you get on those 'problem areas' as much as you can and it'll continue to grow thicker and darker. Having said that, with the price of razor blades these days one would have to wonder why you'd want more facial hair...well, from an economical perspective.

That theory is complete shít from the bull.

I'm being paid to not shave until Christmas.:pac:

fonecrusher1

I trimmed the sides of my scruff a few days ago. Wish i hadn't. Now ive got a goatee, beard thing.:mad:

mikom

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

I trimmed the sides of my scruff a few days ago. Wish i hadn't. Now ive got a goatee, beard thing.:mad:

Are you the police officer, the biker, or the construction worker?

kfallon

Not had a shave since last monday, looking a bit scruffy now so it'll be all coming off on Monday morning before work

RockinRolla

I like to shave my beard but it keeps growing back?

sky88

im 22 still cant grow a beard i hope when i finally hit puberty that i can grow one