My Penis is on fire

Mr. Plow

Talia Vast Accountant wrote: »

Everybody now.....!

"Whooooahhhhh, my sex is on fire...!"

Can't beat the Kings of Leon!

Damn it super sonic didn't see that!

oppenheimer1

Such a bad troll thread. However in case this actually does happen to someone alcohol is a solvent for capascin, what makes chilli hot. So rub some cheap vodka on it to remove the chilli.

starlit

Maybe rub some tequila on it.

Joe Cool

Why did you go inside to scratch?
You were preparing food for God's sake!

I'd scratch as much as the next guy but most can be taken care of with an outside working over.

Would rarely go inside for a scratch, usually leads to fun-time if it's an insider.

Killer Pigeon

You, your penis is on fire!
Consumed with what's to transpire!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB1DQYh1vCs

starlit

OP must sing sex is on fire in the shower so being a fan of kings of leon.

The Agogo

Maybe this is more of a PI thing.

OR S&S....but you'd need a prescription to do that.

Royal Irish

Put some yougurt in the freezer for about 15minutes and rub it on the affected area.

Something similar happened me a few years ago. Drinking at a mates house, he made me a toasty with a chilli and tabasco sauce in it. I ate it no bother cause I was hammered, but the next morning I went for a dump and my hole was on fire. It was burning so much, in a panic I sat in the sink with the cold tap running, trying to splash water at my hole with my hand.

SV

SV wrote: »

anyone else find it funny that a lad called 'testicle' thanked the post? :P

Yes.
I can't stop laughing at the OP. Milk Carton.

Bit of a small lid.:p

BluesBerry

I hope you washed your hands after scratching your willy

Try rubbing deep heat into affected area guaranteed to get rid of the burning sensation*





*This is in fact a lie

Vicks Vaporub.

pat k

alwaysadub wrote: »

if he's into that type of thing.

hahaha dats cheered mu up oh boy penis in d milk carton whatever u do STAY AWAY FROM D MISSUS !!!

jester77

Eat some fishermans friends and blow it

cian1500ww

Deleted User wrote: »

Vicks Vaporub.

Thats only for chilly willies...

pat k

Deleted User wrote: »

Vicks Vaporub.

he shud be renamed hot panths

everyday taxi

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

Duurrrttttttttttttttttttty

kingtut

Rinse it off with vinegar.

we'llallhavetea_old

Talia Vast Accountant wrote: »

Can't beat the Kings of Leon!

i could, with a shovel.

pat k

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

i also heard dat if u rub nettles in d area it TAKES D STING out of it
haha u coudnt hav luck

bobblepuzzle

Just have a danger ****, that'll fix it :eek:

ilovesleep

AH is a dangerous place. dont rub deep heat cream or vicks into your willy. Maybe hold your willy under the cold tap.

Royal Irish wrote: »

Something similar happened me a few years ago. Drinking at a mates house, he made me a toasty with a chilli and tabasco sauce in it. I ate it no bother cause I was hammered, but the next morning I went for a dump and my hole was on fire. It was burning so much, in a panic I sat in the sink with the cold tap running, trying to splash water at my hole with my hand.

That made me laugh so much.

listermint

I read somewhere once that bleach removes the painful acidy feeling that rubbing chilli seeds on ones nuts can cause

listermint

ilovesleep wrote: »

AH is a dangerous place. dont rub deep heat cream or vicks into your willy. .

If ones takes ones advice from after hours.........

melekalikimaka

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

thats surreal, no joke i did the same yesterday... but i chose not to speak about it...

Ricardo G

Your gonna wake up tomorrow with nothing but a raw nerve dangling between your legs.......

Snowie

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

if you grab some Ky, and knock one out, it could be quite a lot of fun!

janja

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help [/QU
Its natural yoghurt ya plank.....

Snowie

janja wrote: »

Its natural yoghurt ya plank.....

:pac:

janja

janja wrote: »

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help [/QU
Its natural yoghurt ya plank.... organic if possible lol

evercloserunion

Did you have to dip it in the milk, could you not have just poured the milk over it and not wasted the entire carton.