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My Penis is on fire

  • 19-08-2010 06:39PM
    #1
    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭MiciG91


    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:
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  • #2
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:

    Yer on your own there sonny.


  • #3
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    don't let anyone else drink that milk anyway.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 45,738 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Your mate sucked you off.

    Admit it.


  • #5
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Ahhhh, anyone remember? :)

    ...


  • #6
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Niiice! Make sure you give your mate some of that milk too!

    I hear rubbing your eyes works for cock burn!


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  • #7
    pwd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,284 ✭✭✭pwd


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    don't let anyone else drink that milk anyway.
    keep it for himself you mean? :confused::confused::confused:


  • #8
    kylith
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,745 ✭✭✭✭kylith


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:
    Ahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

    *wipes away tear of mirth*
    Thanks for that.


  • #9
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    I see somebody's ban has expired.


    Shame.....


  • #10
    Lorenzo Gifted Bluebird
    Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭ Lorenzo Gifted Bluebird


    cut them off its the only way the chilli otherwise will dissolve them trust me ....


  • #11
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 11,724 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Run Deep Heat on it.


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  • #12
    strokemyclover
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,198 ✭✭✭strokemyclover


    I get this every morning when going to the toilet. That's what 20 years of drinking lighter fluid will do to ya I suppose


  • #13
    mojesius
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Thanks for the penis in milk carton image.

    There's nothing really you can do, it will cool off eventually. I got pepper in my eye once, took about 6 hours to wear off.


  • #14
    staker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,677 ✭✭✭staker


    Kiera wrote: »
    cock burn!

    All those years of watching the news and only now I see it ffs:mad:


  • #15
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    pwd wrote: »
    keep it for himself you mean? :confused::confused::confused:

    if he's into that type of thing.


  • #16
    Pawpad666
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 114 ✭✭Pawpad666


    You're fooked. It's going to turn into this very soon:

    http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1171706062.jpg

    :pac:


  • #17
    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Legend


  • #18
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    PirateShampoo wrote: »
    I see somebody's ban has expired.


    Shame.....
    Wonder what will be in the next chapter in the life story of Mici91.


  • #19
    um7y1h83ge06nx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,029 ✭✭✭um7y1h83ge06nx


    Everybody now.....!

    "Whooooahhhhh, my sex is on fire...!"

    Can't beat the Kings of Leon! :D


  • #20
    Rabies
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,257 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    shove it in your mate's ass. He'll love the warmth


  • #21
    teddy_303
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 361 ✭✭teddy_303


    Rub vigeriously with a coarse cheese grater on affected area.... Just don't leave the chilli juice on too long I've heard....


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  • #22
    PirateShampoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,404 ✭✭✭PirateShampoo


    Another 5 or 6 pointless unfunny threads then another ban probably.


  • #23
    HorsesNHarleys
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭HorsesNHarleys


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:

    Have you tried soaking it in cider?:D:D:D


  • #24
    Einstein
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,631 ✭✭✭Einstein


    MiciG91 wrote: »
    Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help :confused:
    as in, through the tiny hole on the regular avonmore carton?

    chilli's the least of your worries...


  • #25
    starlit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,349 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Maybe you need to chill the chilly, put it in a fridge or just put ice or cold water on it!


  • #26
    storm2811
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,183 ✭✭✭storm2811


    Ah,one of these threads again.

    I'm one hundred percent positive that this really happened.


  • #27
    Cakes.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,152 ✭✭✭Cakes.


    How did he react when he ate the sandwhich ?


  • #28
    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭MiciG91


    Einstein wrote: »
    as in, through the tiny hole on the regular avonmore carton?

    chilli's the least of your worries...

    No the proper cartons.it actually feels like its gonna fall off !!:(


  • #29
    SadieSue
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭SadieSue


    Put your fleshlight in the freezer for a while. That'll cool it off. :pac:


  • #30
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 ✭✭✭SV


    anyone else find it funny that a lad called 'testicle' thanked the post? :P


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  • #31
    Mr. Plow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭Mr. Plow


    I bet you're a fan of the kings of leon :D


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