My Penis is on fire

MiciG91

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

Morlar

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

Yer on your own there sonny.

alwaysadub

don't let anyone else drink that milk anyway.

Your mate sucked you off.

Admit it.

OutlawPete

Ahhhh, anyone remember?

...

Kiera

Niiice! Make sure you give your mate some of that milk too!

I hear rubbing your eyes works for cock burn!

pwd

alwaysadub wrote: »

don't let anyone else drink that milk anyway.

keep it for himself you mean?

kylith

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

Ahahahahahahahaha! Hahahahahahahaha!

*wipes away tear of mirth*
Thanks for that.

PirateShampoo

I see somebody's ban has expired.


Shame.....

cut them off its the only way the chilli otherwise will dissolve them trust me ....

artanevilla

Run Deep Heat on it.

strokemyclover

I get this every morning when going to the toilet. That's what 20 years of drinking lighter fluid will do to ya I suppose

mojesius

Thanks for the penis in milk carton image.

There's nothing really you can do, it will cool off eventually. I got pepper in my eye once, took about 6 hours to wear off.

staker

Kiera wrote: »

cock burn!

All those years of watching the news and only now I see it ffs:mad:

alwaysadub

pwd wrote: »

keep it for himself you mean?

if he's into that type of thing.

Pawpad666

You're fooked. It's going to turn into this very soon:

http://www.funnyphotos.net.au/userimages/user756_1171706062.jpg

:pac:

um7y1h83ge06nx

Legend

Saibh

PirateShampoo wrote: »

I see somebody's ban has expired.


Shame.....

Wonder what will be in the next chapter in the life story of Mici91.

um7y1h83ge06nx

Everybody now.....!

"Whooooahhhhh, my sex is on fire...!"

Can't beat the Kings of Leon!

Rabies

shove it in your mate's ass. He'll love the warmth

teddy_303

Rub vigeriously with a coarse cheese grater on affected area.... Just don't leave the chilli juice on too long I've heard....

PirateShampoo

Another 5 or 6 pointless unfunny threads then another ban probably.

HorsesNHarleys

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

Have you tried soaking it in cider?:D:D:D

Einstein

MiciG91 wrote: »

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

as in, through the tiny hole on the regular avonmore carton?

chilli's the least of your worries...

starlit

Maybe you need to chill the chilly, put it in a fridge or just put ice or cold water on it!

storm2811

Ah,one of these threads again.

I'm one hundred percent positive that this really happened.

Cakes.

How did he react when he ate the sandwhich ?

MiciG91

Einstein wrote: »

as in, through the tiny hole on the regular avonmore carton?

chilli's the least of your worries...

No the proper cartons.it actually feels like its gonna fall off !!:(

SadieSue

Put your fleshlight in the freezer for a while. That'll cool it off. :pac:

SV

anyone else find it funny that a lad called 'testicle' thanked the post? :P

Mr. Plow

I bet you're a fan of the kings of leon

Mr. Plow

Talia Vast Accountant wrote: »

Everybody now.....!

"Whooooahhhhh, my sex is on fire...!"

Can't beat the Kings of Leon!

Damn it super sonic didn't see that!

oppenheimer1

Such a bad troll thread. However in case this actually does happen to someone alcohol is a solvent for capascin, what makes chilli hot. So rub some cheap vodka on it to remove the chilli.

starlit

Maybe rub some tequila on it.

Joe Cool

Why did you go inside to scratch?
You were preparing food for God's sake!

I'd scratch as much as the next guy but most can be taken care of with an outside working over.

Would rarely go inside for a scratch, usually leads to fun-time if it's an insider.

Killer Pigeon

You, your penis is on fire!
Consumed with what's to transpire!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB1DQYh1vCs

starlit

OP must sing sex is on fire in the shower so being a fan of kings of leon.

The Agogo

Maybe this is more of a PI thing.

OR S&S....but you'd need a prescription to do that.

Royal Irish

Put some yougurt in the freezer for about 15minutes and rub it on the affected area.

Something similar happened me a few years ago. Drinking at a mates house, he made me a toasty with a chilli and tabasco sauce in it. I ate it no bother cause I was hammered, but the next morning I went for a dump and my hole was on fire. It was burning so much, in a panic I sat in the sink with the cold tap running, trying to splash water at my hole with my hand.

SV

SV wrote: »

anyone else find it funny that a lad called 'testicle' thanked the post? :P

Yes.
I can't stop laughing at the OP. Milk Carton.

Bit of a small lid.:p

BluesBerry

I hope you washed your hands after scratching your willy

Try rubbing deep heat into affected area guaranteed to get rid of the burning sensation*





*This is in fact a lie

Vicks Vaporub.

pat k

alwaysadub wrote: »

if he's into that type of thing.

hahaha dats cheered mu up oh boy penis in d milk carton whatever u do STAY AWAY FROM D MISSUS !!!

jester77

Eat some fishermans friends and blow it

cian1500ww

Deleted User wrote: »

Vicks Vaporub.

Thats only for chilly willies...

pat k

Deleted User wrote: »

Vicks Vaporub.

he shud be renamed hot panths

everyday taxi

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

Duurrrttttttttttttttttttty

kingtut

Rinse it off with vinegar.

we'llallhavetea_old

Talia Vast Accountant wrote: »

Can't beat the Kings of Leon!

i could, with a shovel.

pat k

MiciG91 wrote: »

I just made one off the lads a sandwich and stuck a habenero chilli in as a prank.but the joke is on me i scrached my balls after and i must still have had the seeds on my hands and rubbed them on my penis.

Now its on fire i've tried evereything i dipped it in a carton off milk and no change please help

i also heard dat if u rub nettles in d area it TAKES D STING out of it
haha u coudnt hav luck

bobblepuzzle

Just have a danger ****, that'll fix it :eek: