Anybody in Jail?

whatsherface

Hi anybody on boards in Jail? Just wondering is it as bad as everyone says? and do you have pen pals

fakearms123

Yeah I was, I was asked do I want to eat the beef or toss the salad, I went for option no.2 because im a vegetarian... oh how wrong I was! :mad:

kfallon

Never even been to court........yet

NothingMan

Loads of people are, but they are limited to this forum!

rednik

I'm posting this using me mobile from the Joy.:D

Yakult

hi guiz on da webs using ma eyephone
prison life gud
bye

Brendog

Yeah prison is as bad as they say!!


Trust me everything you've heard about dropping the soap is true!


you can't hold onto that thing to save your life! its horrible! guys were laughing at me.

Royal Irish

Yes I am in prison right now. Am posting this from the internet cafe on C block. After this post am heading over to D Block to use their sauna followed by a quick dip in their swimming pool.

mikom

Yep, was inside once.

Handy hint: On your first night in prison don't say to your cellmate "I'll toss you for the top bunk".

starbelgrade

Your asshole before you go to prison: O



Your asshole when you come out of prison: O

Banned Account

I'm in jail at the moment - by jail I mean on day release, by on day release I mean in a brothel with a mound of coke. Might rob something later to get sent back and buy more coke - I'll be back out on Tuesday.

Yours etc.

Larry.

WindSock

Yes, I was a screw. A great one at that.

Banned Account

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I was a screw. A great one at that.

Male or female prison


(just askin' for a friend)

ejmaztec

starbelgrade wrote: »

Your asshole before you go to prison: O



Your asshole when you come out of prison: O

..and if you don't do what the big man says: O O

PeterIanStaker

fakearms123 wrote: »

Yeah I was, I was asked do I want to eat the beef or toss the salad, I went for option no.2 because im a vegetarian... oh how wrong I was! :mad:

Don't ask about music lessons in jail or someone'll make you play the rusty trombone!

NothingMan

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I was a screw. A great one at that.

*Ignores "screw" prison guard variation.*

I bet you are.

WindSock

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Male or female prison


(just askin' for a friend)

Mixed

Banned Account

WindSock wrote: »

Mixed

Hmmmmmm ....


*can't think of witty/smutty remark, hopes no-one will notice*


... Hmmmmmm ...


<----<
>---->


*phew*

biko

Just visiting bros on lockdown for

insider trading

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Cheeky_gal

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Apparently though in the Joy, they have a bucket they have to do their business in throughout the night and then in the mornings they have to "empty their bucket" *gags*

allanb49

Nope never landed on that space in monopoly and always had a card just in case :P

WindSock

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Yet criminals still hate being caught by the fuzz

smergz

Whats about the soap in the shower?

Brendog

A very important lesson to survive prison...




Prisoners are bullies, and bullies understand only one thing....Squeeling!!
When on the inside you gotta squeel on everyone. Only then will you earn their respect.



I've been doing it for weeks now and everyones beenAAAARRRRGGGHHHH MY STOMACH!!!!

Cheeky_gal

WindSock wrote: »

Yet criminals still hate being caught by the fuzz

And what's even more ridiculous is that they come out even more "ripped" than they went in, meaning they can do double the damage.

CorkMan

smergz wrote: »

Whats about the soap in the shower?

I think these days you get 2 pieces of soap. You wash yourself with 1 piece, but keep the other on the shower plate in case your drop, human rights crap.

Don't drop the soap me arse.

Chris P. Bacon

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Apparently though in the Joy, they have a bucket they have to do their business in throughout the night and then in the mornings they have to "empty their bucket" *gags*

Yes its called "slopping out" we had to do the same in Cork prison,also its only PlayStation 1's we had,and no you dont get Sunday roasts everyday, although you would never go hungry.

Dudess

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

Cheeky_gal

Dudess wrote: »

Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

Nopes. I believe that sh*t because it's true.

anti-venom

Why should prisoners not be entitled to three square meals a day? What's the alternative, starve them half to death? Make them even more dangerous and violent than they already are and then turn them loose on society again?

Dudess

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Nopes. I believe that sh*t because it's true.

And how do you know it's true?

Banned Account

WindSock wrote: »

Yet criminals still hate being caught by the fuzz

Yup and at certain times of the month, there is a danger they may even be caught red handed!

Mr. Presentable

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.



Apparently though in the Joy, they have a bucket they have to do their business in throughout the night and then in the mornings they have to "empty their bucket" *gags*

And here's me, in freedom, having to walk down the hall for a pi55, like a sap!

Dudess

Dudess wrote: »

Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

It's exaggerated, but not altogether false.

Dudess

anti-venom wrote: »

Why should prisoners not be entitled to three square meals a day? What's the alternative, starve them half to death? Make them even more dangerous and violent than they already are and then turn them loose on society again?

Well in fairness, all that's being said is that prisoners should only get the basics, no frills.

Kiera

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Yup and at certain times of the month, there is a danger they may even be caught red handed!

Mankbag

Mr. Presentable

Dudess wrote: »

And how do you know it's true?

Eh, if it was on Adrian Kennedy it must be true. He only allows the most closely vetted and well-informed of callers onto the air. :rolleyes:

AnonoBoy

Dudess wrote: »

And how do you know it's true?

It was on the Adrian Kennedy show ergo it has to be true.

Cheeky_gal

OK.

1) I never said they shouldn't be entitled to three meals a day.

And

2) It's true because Adrian and Jeremy said so :P No but my friend's brother is in Jail and he has access to all those things I named, although I don't feel I should have to explain myself but there, it is true

Kiera

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

OK.

1) I never said they shouldn't be entitled to three meals a day.

And

2) It's true because Adrian and Jeremy said so :P No but my friend's brother is in Jail and he has access to all those things I named, although I don't feel I should have to explain myself but there, it is true

And your jailburd boyfriend told you too?

Banned Account

Kiera wrote: »

And your jailburd boyfriend told you too?

Forgot about that!


How did those 30 minute catch up sessions go? Hope he didn't want anal all the time:pac:

Trashbat

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

2) It's true because Adrian and Jeremy said so :P No but my friend's brother is in Jail and he has access to all those things I named, although I don't feel I should have to explain myself but there, it is true

Unless he is in Shelton Abbey, which is an open prison, then he would not be allowed any contact (even shaking hands) with a visitor unless very special circumstances. Even in the open prison conjugal visits are not permitted.

Do you also believe that head shops are causing the nation to turn into Junkies and that immigrants leave buggies at the bus stop because they get another free one from the dole office the next day?:rolleyes:

jackiebaron

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Nopes. I believe that sh*t because it's true.

It isn't true you dick.

dr.bollocko

jackiebaron wrote: »

It isn't true you dick.

Banned.


Cheekygal back up what you're saying with something other than "my mate told me" or do not post in this thread again.

Kiera wrote: »

And your jailburd boyfriend told you too?

Cut out the personal stuff from here on please.

General Zod

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Banned.


Cheekygal back up what you're saying with something other than "my mate told me" or do not post in this thread again.



Cut out the personal stuff from here on please.

She brought it up in After Hours before, surely if it were true her fella would have told her and she could mention that, rather than using Adrian Kennedy and "her friends fella" as cites.

If it were true, of course.

Chris P. Bacon

What Cheekygal is saying is partly true,i have been in prison its not something im proud of but we all make mistakes in life.Yes they have PlayStations and televisions but definitely no arcades,they have weight rooms not gyms and no swimming pools,and no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of,and in Cork prison you have a bucket to use as your toilet but only to urinate in,and yes you have to empty it out the morning after.

justshane

R_H_C_P wrote: »

hi guiz on da webs using ma eyephone
prison life gud
bye

Scottish accent?

Trashbat

Richie Cranium wrote: »

What Cheekygal is saying is partly true

I think the issue is more with the post being basically "Prisoners get it so easy" daily mail style nonsense. While there are facilities for prisoners, its nonsense to say its an easy ride. Prison is not a nice place to go, full stop.

Richie Cranium wrote: »

no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of

Exactly. Perhaps too much american television?

cruiser178

all you need to know when going on your holidays:D http://www.citizensinformation.ie/categories/justice/prison-system/prison_conditions

Kiera

dr.bollocko wrote: »

Banned.


Cheekygal back up what you're saying with something other than "my mate told me" or do not post in this thread again.



Cut out the personal stuff from here on please.

Sorry, it wasnt a dig. She actually had a thread about it. I was just asking if that's who told her.

Cheeky_gal

Richie Cranium wrote: »

What Cheekygal is saying is partly true,i have been in prison its not something im proud of but we all make mistakes in life.Yes they have PlayStations and televisions but definitely no arcades,they have weight rooms not gyms and no swimming pools,and no prison in Ireland allows girlfriends to come in to "catch up" dont know where you got that out of,and in Cork prison you have a bucket to use as your toilet but only to urinate in,and yes you have to empty it out the morning after.

Thank you.

I wasn't full of sh*t, I may have been slightly wrong but it is true. And to answer Kiera's question.. I didn't want to mention my ex as that's a touchy subject and I'm trying to forget about him.

And in relation to the 30 mins time, call me gullable or naive I don't mind, but it was a topic on the Adrian Kennedy show and a prison officer did phone in to say it's true int he prison which he works in. Whether that's actually true or not I don't know, but i'm sure majority of people who listend in that night did beleive it to be true considering it was broadcasted on live radio! Phone them up yourselves for proof, i'm not claiming it to be fact