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Anybody in Jail?

whatsherface

Hi anybody on boards in Jail? Just wondering is it as bad as everyone says? and do you have pen pals

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fakearms123

Yeah I was, I was asked do I want to eat the beef or toss the salad, I went for option no.2 because im a vegetarian... oh how wrong I was! :mad:

kfallon

Never even been to court........yet

NothingMan

Loads of people are, but they are limited to this forum!

rednik

I'm posting this using me mobile from the Joy.:D

Yakult

hi guiz on da webs using ma eyephone
prison life gud
bye

Brendog

Yeah prison is as bad as they say!!

Trust me everything you've heard about dropping the soap is true!

you can't hold onto that thing to save your life! its horrible! guys were laughing at me.

Royal Irish

Yes I am in prison right now. Am posting this from the internet cafe on C block. After this post am heading over to D Block to use their sauna followed by a quick dip in their swimming pool.

mikom

Yep, was inside once.

Handy hint: On your first night in prison don't say to your cellmate "I'll toss you for the top bunk".

starbelgrade

Your asshole before you go to prison: O

Your asshole when you come out of prison: O

Banned Account

I'm in jail at the moment - by jail I mean on day release, by on day release I mean in a brothel with a mound of coke. Might rob something later to get sent back and buy more coke - I'll be back out on Tuesday.

Yours etc.

Larry.

WindSock

Yes, I was a screw. A great one at that.

Banned Account

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I was a screw. A great one at that.

Male or female prison

(just askin' for a friend)

ejmaztec

starbelgrade wrote: »

Your asshole before you go to prison: O

Your asshole when you come out of prison: O

..and if you don't do what the big man says: O O

PeterIanStaker

fakearms123 wrote: »

Yeah I was, I was asked do I want to eat the beef or toss the salad, I went for option no.2 because im a vegetarian... oh how wrong I was! :mad:

Don't ask about music lessons in jail or someone'll make you play the rusty trombone!

NothingMan

WindSock wrote: »

Yes, I was a screw. A great one at that.

*Ignores "screw" prison guard variation.*

I bet you are.

WindSock

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Male or female prison

(just askin' for a friend)

Mixed

Banned Account

WindSock wrote: »

Mixed

Hmmmmmm ....

*can't think of witty/smutty remark, hopes no-one will notice*

... Hmmmmmm ...

<----<
>---->

*phew*

biko

Just visiting bros on lockdown for

insider trading

Cheeky_gal

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Apparently though in the Joy, they have a bucket they have to do their business in throughout the night and then in the mornings they have to "empty their bucket" *gags*

allanb49

Nope never landed on that space in monopoly and always had a card just in case :P

WindSock

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Yet criminals still hate being caught by the fuzz

smergz

Whats about the soap in the shower?

Brendog

A very important lesson to survive prison...

Prisoners are bullies, and bullies understand only one thing....Squeeling!!
When on the inside you gotta squeel on everyone. Only then will you earn their respect.

I've been doing it for weeks now and everyones beenAAAARRRRGGGHHHH MY STOMACH!!!!

Cheeky_gal

WindSock wrote: »

Yet criminals still hate being caught by the fuzz

And what's even more ridiculous is that they come out even more "ripped" than they went in, meaning they can do double the damage.

CorkMan

smergz wrote: »

Whats about the soap in the shower?

I think these days you get 2 pieces of soap. You wash yourself with 1 piece, but keep the other on the shower plate in case your drop, human rights crap.

Don't drop the soap me arse.

Chris P. Bacon

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Apparently though in the Joy, they have a bucket they have to do their business in throughout the night and then in the mornings they have to "empty their bucket" *gags*

Yes its called "slopping out" we had to do the same in Cork prison,also its only PlayStation 1's we had,and no you dont get Sunday roasts everyday, although you would never go hungry.

Dudess

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

I think it's ridiculous.

They have their own gym, playstations, arcade, sunday roasts like every day! Punishment my ar*e. And was listening to Adrian kennedy there recently and according to a survey majority of prisons allow the prisoners girlfriends' to go into a room with them for 30mins to "catch up". :mad:

Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

Cheeky_gal

Dudess wrote: »

Why would you believe that sh1t? "Because someone said it" doesn't count as a reason.

Nopes. I believe that sh*t because it's true.

anti-venom

Why should prisoners not be entitled to three square meals a day? What's the alternative, starve them half to death? Make them even more dangerous and violent than they already are and then turn them loose on society again?

Dudess

Cheeky_gal wrote: »

Nopes. I believe that sh*t because it's true.

And how do you know it's true?