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The six great gifts of an Irish girl

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    #32
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Okay, I get it now! I'm such a dumb-dumb! :o I learn something new everyday!


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    #33
    Loopy
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    snuggles285 wrote: »
    Okay, I get it now! I'm such a dumb-dumb! :o I learn something new everyday!

    No need to get into a flap over it sweetie...


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    #34
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Loopy wrote: »
    No need to get into a flap over it sweetie...

    Ah gee thanks! :rolleyes: I'm just not used to slang thats all and never heard of the word queef until now!


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    #35
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    Wolflikeme wrote: »
    How do I put this eloquently...it's kind like a fart but, from your vajayjay!


    okaaay! what a weird way to call a vagina a vajayjay!


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    #36
    MarcusFenix
    Registered Users Posts: 720 ✭✭✭MarcusFenix


    Neither have I, anyone care to demonstrate for me?;)


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    #37
    coffee_cake
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    Fitzcaraldo wrote: »
    I'm lost on this, I thought they were;

    1) They can bleed for three days without dying

    3 days?
    Who's this lucky woman, I think the rest of the female population would like a word :)


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    #38
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    MarcusFenix wrote: »
    Neither have I, anyone care to demonstrate for me?;)

    No not necessarily! I wouldn't contemplate that! Don't hold your breath don't think any girl would want to do the honours just like that!


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    #39
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    ghosttown wrote: »
    So Theodore, it's time to move on....:)

    I'm afraid I've some bad news for you.


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    #40
    colinod0806
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    whats with all this talk of queefing.stop trying to be posh and just call it fanny farting


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    #41
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    colinod0806 wrote: »
    whats with all this talk of queefing.stop trying to be posh and just call it fanny farting


    All this talk makes me want to see it in action.


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    #42
    Banned Account
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    Irish queefing is rude really - at least in Asia they have the decency to give you advance warning by hitting you in the face with a ping pong ball.


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    #43
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    And Irish Girls can't lay cables like the Asians.


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    #44
    valdigre
    Registered Users Posts: 200 ✭✭valdigre


    If you want back the women from Roosevelt's story, please:

    - Feed them correctly, healthy from the moment they are born,
    - Take care of them, Look what they do on the streets, who they meet with,
    - Raise them correctly, teach them, stimulate interest in the world,
    - Find them things to do, sports, hobbies, spend time with them, don't let them just hang out on the streets by the shops doing nothing,
    - Smack them a bit if they are not polite and are rude, "stressless" upbringing (or whatever you call it here) won't get anyone far,
    - Have sex with foreign, beautiful women and let your women multiply with some foreigners as well :P

    After the last point, you will get a semi-Irish girls but usually more colors and cultures can enrich your own one.

    Just what I noticed while living here for 3 years :)


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    #45
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    valdigre wrote: »
    - Have sex with foreign, beautiful women and let your women multiply with some foreigners as well :P


    I will search for one that an auld fella made a few years back. Half Irish and Half foreign - maybe even a hint of mahogany! :pac:


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    #46
    MarcusFenix
    Registered Users Posts: 720 ✭✭✭MarcusFenix


    snuggles285 wrote: »
    No not necessarily! I wouldn't contemplate that! Don't hold your breath don't think any girl would want to do the honours just like that!

    I wouldn't call it doing the honours!
    Id call it "oh sh!t, wtf was that!?:eek:"
    *legs it to the jacks*
    ;):D


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    #47
    starlit
    Registered Users Posts: 12,342 ✭✭✭✭starlit


    :eek:


    OMG!


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    #48
    Motley Crue
    Registered Users Posts: 6,382 ✭✭✭Motley Crue


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
    wisdom, needlework, and chastity.

    He's obviously never visited Inner City Dublin


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    #49
    aDeener
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    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Queefing is NOT the same as a fart:mad:Farts are funny!

    the road warrior is pretty hilarious :pac:


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    #50
    OutlawPete
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    Six? I can only come up with five?

    Mouth, right boob, vagina, bum, left boob.


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    #51
    Lahm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭Lahm


    The bum is good.



    You forgot the anus. The sweet rosebud.


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    #52
    Dr. Zeus
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    Deus Ex Machina wrote: »
    Defining people by nationality annoys me.

    Agree with you as do sweeping generalisations. Ah cracks me up the way it generalises about Irish women. Have not been around long enough but don't think I have seen a thread yet where anything nice was said about Irish women.

    I don't get it. I think Irish women (the one's I know) are sound, intelligent a good laugh and attractive. Do the men of AH realise that they are from the same gene pool as Irish women so if all Irish women are ugly bints the same must be true of Irish men. they slag irish women off for being shallow and in the same breath call a normal size girl a fat bint.

    The amount of Irish guys who are average in the looks department and go abroad and score with some hot foreign girl and then come back thinking they are Brad Pitt and start looking down on all the Irish girls they could never get with anyways. A lot of irish guys are legends in their own minds. Don't believe the hype guys!


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    #53
    Donkey Oaty
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    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Six? I can only come up with five?

    Mouth, right boob, vagina, bum, left boob.

    After George Carlin! Good call.


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