The six great gifts of an Irish girl

Capt'n Midnight

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907


So is needlework a dying art ?

And what say ye of the other five ?

Doc

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

Good to see he got his priorities in order needle work then chastity.

Don’t mind if your a whore as long as you can darn my socks love.

chughes

Teddy mustn't have met any AJH's if he thought that's what all Irish girls are like

WindSock

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

So is needlework a dying art ?

Not on the streets of Dublin it isn't.

jester77

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

beauty, wisdom, and chastity.

The 3 above... nothing that a few pints wouldn't sort out!

Wazdakka

Well bugger me with a rusty poker...
A lot must have changed in the last 100 years that's for sure.

The place has its good gee and it's bad gee.. I'm sure Theodore was only exposed to the good stuff.

syklops

Easy a knowing he's never been to Copper Faced Jacks.

ghosttown

Beauty - check,
Soft voice - check,
Sweet speech - check,
Wisdom - check,
Needlework - not sure,
Chastity - not sure,

So 4 of 6 is not bad............oh hang on, that's the Eastern European girl serving me in the shop here....

Beauty - not a hope,
Soft voice - not a hope,
Sweet speech - not a hope,
Wisdom - doubtful,
Needlwork - not if the holes in her tracksuit are anything to go by,
Chastity - pram gives it away

0 from 6, that's the Irish muffin in front of me abusing her while buying her 20 JPB and 2 bottles of Breezer.

So Theodore, it's time to move on....:)

biko

It was a hundred years ago, I'm glad Ireland (and the US) has progressed somewhat since then.

Jesus Juice

Does chastity include blowjobs or....?

Lahm

... or Mickey Fiddlers?

Ms. Captain M

Let's call for a Lovely Girls competition

kfallon

Maybe Roosevelt had a small micky and so that's what he means by 'needlework'????

royston_vasey

ghosttown wrote: »

Beauty - check,
Soft voice - check,
Sweet speech - check,
Wisdom - check,
Needlework - not sure,
Chastity - not sure,

So 4 of 6 is not bad............oh hang on, that's the Eastern European girl serving me in the shop here....

Beauty - not a hope,
Soft voice - not a hope,
Sweet speech - not a hope,
Wisdom - doubtful,
Needlwork - not if the holes in her tracksuit are anything to go by,
Chastity - pram gives it away

0 from 6, that's the Irish muffin in front of me abusing her while buying her 20 JPB and 2 bottles of Breezer.

So Theodore, it's time to move on....:)

Unfortunately sad but true....

I suppose since I always speak too quietly I have the soft voice

Wazdakka

wrote:

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are Makeup, A Smokers cough, Cursing like a sailor,
Celebrity knowledge, Ugg boots, and Queefing.
-- Wazdakka, 2010

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syklops

I cant believe I didnt get any thanks for my Copper Faced Jacks comment. :sad:

EDIT: Yay! I got one!

starlit

bluewolf wrote: »

I suppose since I always speak too quietly I have the soft voice

I have the low tone gentle soft voice!

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are Makeup, A Smokers cough, Cursing like a sailor,
Celebrity knowledge, Ugg boots, and Queefing.
-- Wazdakka, 2010

Well I am a culprit of some of those except the smokers cough and queefing [Which is what exactly?]

Whats Queefing?? I'm very niave in a innocent way of course.

Deus Ex Machina

Defining people by nationality annoys me.

fontanalis

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Defining people by nationality annoys me.

That's those stupid Americans for you!

MarcusFenix

Queefing is pillow pants giving a warning shot:eek:

Jesus Juice

Queefing is NOT the same as a fart:mad:Farts are funny!

starlit

MarcusFenix wrote: »

Queefing is pillow pants giving a warning shot:eek:

???? I still don't get it?

Loopy

snuggles285 wrote: »

???? I still don't get it?

queef

starlit

No?

starlit

Is it the stench from fake tan or something??

The Waltzing Consumer

Snuggles, read the definition that Loopy posted

Wolflikeme

snuggles285 wrote: »

Is it the stench from fake tan or something??

How do I put this eloquently...it's kind like a fart but, from your vajayjay!

Diabhal_Glas

WindSock wrote: »

Not on the streets of Dublin it isn't.

Brilliant

Banned Account

I'm lost on this, I thought they were;

1) They can bleed for three days without dying
2) They can give milk without eating grass
3) They can bury a bone without digging
4) They can smell of Tuna but taste of chicken


etc, etc

starlit

Okay, I get it now! I'm such a dumb-dumb! I learn something new everyday!

Loopy

snuggles285 wrote: »

Okay, I get it now! I'm such a dumb-dumb! I learn something new everyday!

No need to get into a flap over it sweetie...

starlit

Loopy wrote: »

No need to get into a flap over it sweetie...

Ah gee thanks! :rolleyes: I'm just not used to slang thats all and never heard of the word queef until now!

starlit

Wolflikeme wrote: »

How do I put this eloquently...it's kind like a fart but, from your vajayjay!

okaaay! what a weird way to call a vagina a vajayjay!

MarcusFenix

Neither have I, anyone care to demonstrate for me?;)

Fitzcaraldo

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'm lost on this, I thought they were;

1) They can bleed for three days without dying

3 days?
Who's this lucky woman, I think the rest of the female population would like a word

starlit

MarcusFenix wrote: »

Neither have I, anyone care to demonstrate for me?;)

No not necessarily! I wouldn't contemplate that! Don't hold your breath don't think any girl would want to do the honours just like that!

Earthhorse

ghosttown wrote: »

So Theodore, it's time to move on....:)

I'm afraid I've some bad news for you.

colinod0806

whats with all this talk of queefing.stop trying to be posh and just call it fanny farting

Lahm

colinod0806 wrote: »

whats with all this talk of queefing.stop trying to be posh and just call it fanny farting

All this talk makes me want to see it in action.

Banned Account

Irish queefing is rude really - at least in Asia they have the decency to give you advance warning by hitting you in the face with a ping pong ball.

Lahm

And Irish Girls can't lay cables like the Asians.

valdigre

If you want back the women from Roosevelt's story, please:

- Feed them correctly, healthy from the moment they are born,
- Take care of them, Look what they do on the streets, who they meet with,
- Raise them correctly, teach them, stimulate interest in the world,
- Find them things to do, sports, hobbies, spend time with them, don't let them just hang out on the streets by the shops doing nothing,
- Smack them a bit if they are not polite and are rude, "stressless" upbringing (or whatever you call it here) won't get anyone far,
- Have sex with foreign, beautiful women and let your women multiply with some foreigners as well :P

After the last point, you will get a semi-Irish girls but usually more colors and cultures can enrich your own one.

Just what I noticed while living here for 3 years

Lahm

valdigre wrote: »

- Have sex with foreign, beautiful women and let your women multiply with some foreigners as well :P

I will search for one that an auld fella made a few years back. Half Irish and Half foreign - maybe even a hint of mahogany! :pac:

MarcusFenix

snuggles285 wrote: »

No not necessarily! I wouldn't contemplate that! Don't hold your breath don't think any girl would want to do the honours just like that!

I wouldn't call it doing the honours!
Id call it "oh sh!t, wtf was that!?:eek:"
*legs it to the jacks*
:D

starlit

:eek:


OMG!

Motley Crue

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.

He's obviously never visited Inner City Dublin

aDeener

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Queefing is NOT the same as a fart:mad:Farts are funny!

the road warrior is pretty hilarious :pac:

OutlawPete

Six? I can only come up with five?

Mouth, right boob, vagina, bum, left boob.

Lahm

The bum is good.



You forgot the anus. The sweet rosebud.