The six great gifts of an Irish girl

Capt'n Midnight

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are beauty, soft voice, sweet speech,
wisdom, needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907


So is needlework a dying art ?

And what say ye of the other five ?

Doc

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

needlework, and chastity.
-- Theodore Roosevelt, 1907

Good to see he got his priorities in order needle work then chastity.

Don’t mind if your a whore as long as you can darn my socks love.

chughes

Teddy mustn't have met any AJH's if he thought that's what all Irish girls are like

WindSock

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

So is needlework a dying art ?

Not on the streets of Dublin it isn't.

jester77

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

beauty, wisdom, and chastity.

The 3 above... nothing that a few pints wouldn't sort out!

Wazdakka

Well bugger me with a rusty poker...
A lot must have changed in the last 100 years that's for sure.

The place has its good gee and it's bad gee.. I'm sure Theodore was only exposed to the good stuff.

syklops

Easy a knowing he's never been to Copper Faced Jacks.

ghosttown

Beauty - check,
Soft voice - check,
Sweet speech - check,
Wisdom - check,
Needlework - not sure,
Chastity - not sure,

So 4 of 6 is not bad............oh hang on, that's the Eastern European girl serving me in the shop here....

Beauty - not a hope,
Soft voice - not a hope,
Sweet speech - not a hope,
Wisdom - doubtful,
Needlwork - not if the holes in her tracksuit are anything to go by,
Chastity - pram gives it away

0 from 6, that's the Irish muffin in front of me abusing her while buying her 20 JPB and 2 bottles of Breezer.

So Theodore, it's time to move on....:)

biko

It was a hundred years ago, I'm glad Ireland (and the US) has progressed somewhat since then.

Jesus Juice

Does chastity include blowjobs or....?

Lahm

... or Mickey Fiddlers?

Ms. Captain M

Let's call for a Lovely Girls competition

kfallon

Maybe Roosevelt had a small micky and so that's what he means by 'needlework'????

royston_vasey

ghosttown wrote: »

Beauty - check,
Soft voice - check,
Sweet speech - check,
Wisdom - check,
Needlework - not sure,
Chastity - not sure,

So 4 of 6 is not bad............oh hang on, that's the Eastern European girl serving me in the shop here....

Beauty - not a hope,
Soft voice - not a hope,
Sweet speech - not a hope,
Wisdom - doubtful,
Needlwork - not if the holes in her tracksuit are anything to go by,
Chastity - pram gives it away

0 from 6, that's the Irish muffin in front of me abusing her while buying her 20 JPB and 2 bottles of Breezer.

So Theodore, it's time to move on....:)

Unfortunately sad but true....

coffee_cake

I suppose since I always speak too quietly I have the soft voice

Wazdakka

wrote:

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are Makeup, A Smokers cough, Cursing like a sailor,
Celebrity knowledge, Ugg boots, and Queefing.
-- Wazdakka, 2010

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syklops

I cant believe I didnt get any thanks for my Copper Faced Jacks comment. :sad:

EDIT: Yay! I got one!

starlit

bluewolf wrote: »

I suppose since I always speak too quietly I have the soft voice

I have the low tone gentle soft voice!

The six great gifts of an Irish girl are Makeup, A Smokers cough, Cursing like a sailor,
Celebrity knowledge, Ugg boots, and Queefing.
-- Wazdakka, 2010

Well I am a culprit of some of those except the smokers cough and queefing [Which is what exactly?]

Whats Queefing?? I'm very niave in a innocent way of course.

Deus Ex Machina

Defining people by nationality annoys me.

fontanalis

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Defining people by nationality annoys me.

That's those stupid Americans for you!

MarcusFenix

Queefing is pillow pants giving a warning shot:eek:

Jesus Juice

Queefing is NOT the same as a fart:mad:Farts are funny!

starlit

MarcusFenix wrote: »

Queefing is pillow pants giving a warning shot:eek:

???? I still don't get it?

Loopy

snuggles285 wrote: »

???? I still don't get it?

queef

starlit

No?

starlit

Is it the stench from fake tan or something??

The Waltzing Consumer

Snuggles, read the definition that Loopy posted

Wolflikeme

snuggles285 wrote: »

Is it the stench from fake tan or something??

How do I put this eloquently...it's kind like a fart but, from your vajayjay!

Diabhal_Glas

WindSock wrote: »

Not on the streets of Dublin it isn't.

Brilliant

Banned Account

I'm lost on this, I thought they were;

1) They can bleed for three days without dying
2) They can give milk without eating grass
3) They can bury a bone without digging
4) They can smell of Tuna but taste of chicken


etc, etc