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There is a penny on my desk

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭charmer


    Squarewave wrote: »
    I'VE GOT IT!

    money%2Bspider.jpg

    Now battle him 'til he reaches Level 27 and he'll evolve into a pound

    =PROFIT! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    1. - Fago.
    1.5. - Baby oil
    2. - ????
    3. - Profit.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,144 ✭✭✭✭Cicero


    Fart.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I could send you more and you could do THIS

    And seal the spider into the seal-coat!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck




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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Matt, you're not actually from this planet are you?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 44,501 ✭✭✭✭Deki


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    A money spider, eh?

    Legend has it that if you squish the spider into a penny, you can get a euros worth of sweeties from the vending machines.


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    Easiest way to make money from a penny is to marry it off to a highly sexed musician and then divorce his ass.

    If the spider's as big as you say he is, bung him in an envelope and send him off to cash-4-spiders.

    Or even better, stick a notice of death in the paper with funeral arrangements. Spiders have THOUSANDS of relatives assuming they haven't eaten each other. Then pop all those guys in an envelope to maximise your profit.


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