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There is a penny on my desk

Sarky · 2010-08-08 21:50:56

And a very large dead spider in the corner of the room. How can I combine the two for maximum profit?

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#32 11-08-2010 09:43AM

charmer

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Squarewave wrote: »

I'VE GOT IT!

Now battle him 'til he reaches Level 27 and he'll evolve into a pound

=PROFIT! :pac:

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#33 11-08-2010 10:32AM

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1. - Fago.
1.5. - Baby oil
2. - ????
3. - Profit.

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#34 15-08-2010 01:02AM

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#35 17-08-2010 01:04AM

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I could send you more and you could do THIS

And seal the spider into the seal-coat!

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#36 17-08-2010 01:13AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORs-HjiLHOk

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#37 17-08-2010 01:22AM

Sarky

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Matt, you're not actually from this planet are you?

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#38 19-08-2010 04:49AM

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#39 19-08-2010 09:18AM

WindSock

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A money spider, eh?

Legend has it that if you squish the spider into a penny, you can get a euros worth of sweeties from the vending machines.

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#40 19-08-2010 09:27AM

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Easiest way to make money from a penny is to marry it off to a highly sexed musician and then divorce his ass.

If the spider's as big as you say he is, bung him in an envelope and send him off to cash-4-spiders.

Or even better, stick a notice of death in the paper with funeral arrangements. Spiders have THOUSANDS of relatives assuming they haven't eaten each other. Then pop all those guys in an envelope to maximise your profit.

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