Poor Lad...

ShearerGeordie

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Jigga

A "buddy", sure.........

brummytom

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.


Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray

Well, I'm not 20...

alwaysadub

Brummytom to After Hours, paging Brummytom to After Hours...


EDIT: Nevermind, you're already here!

Fluorescence

For his birthday, give him 20 whores, 1 for every year.

4zn76tysfajdxp

Ah, don't worry. You'll get there, Ray.

TheTosh

Ha ha loser

the keen edge

No, in fact imagine the opposite of Ray, that be me.

ElaElaElano

Hi Jake.

Admins need to start paying me for this vigilante service. Think we're on number 4 now.

4zn76tysfajdxp

the keen edge wrote: »

No, in fact imagine the opposite of Ray, that be me.

Yar, is that you? Have you had your revenge yet?

needhelpguy

25 here. I got the frigid crown. :cool:

Ray ain't nuthin on me.

Ericka89

He could be waiting for the right girl to lose his his virginity with. You're assuming he's attracted to women.. you could be wrong...

NoHornJan

Is he gay?

TheZohanS

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

It's you, isn't it?

Sounds like it's you

Icaras

Maybe he has fallen in love with a blow up doll, there are a few advantages - no answering back, always doing what he wants, sex when he wants, cheap (a puncture repair kit every now and then), can go for beers with the lads while shes at home....
Now that I think of it ask him where he got it - I want one for a "friend"

TheTosh

He could of got his hole off your ma or sister and is lying about the whole virgin thing to cover up

mikom

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a fanny from clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

starlit

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

is there something wrong with him? how could he go on that long for so many years and not hold a girl's hand or not even kiss a girl? huh? is he shy or is he just taking his time? or waiting for the "one"??? think he might need a one night stand to sort him out don't ya think?

tommy21

mikom wrote: »

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a fanny from clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

Your virgin attempt was almost perfect but this is superior I believe:

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a fanny from clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And left his dick split all the way.

Biggins

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Is he happy, is he healthy, is he nourished enough and loved anyway?

What the hell is the problem!

brummytom

mikom wrote: »

There once was a man named Ray
Who fashioned a fanny from clay
But the heat of his prick
Turned the clay into brick
And tore all his foreskin away

Yaaaay limericks


I once had a friend called Ray
still a virgin, we said he should pay
to sleep with a whore
but he thought it a "chore"
In reality, he had the ghey

Dudess

Would Ray start a number of "I'm a player" type threads on After Hours in an attempt to make everyone think he's a stud?

Grindylow

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Hey Ray!

starlit

classic limericks!

El Siglo

Icaras wrote: »

Maybe he has fallen in love with a blow up doll, there are a few advantages - no answering back, always doing what he wants, sex when he wants, cheap (a puncture repair kit every now and then), can go for beers with the lads while shes at home....
Now that I think of it ask him where he got it - I want one for a "friend"

I had to post this, I'm sorry, I'm really, really sorry.:pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1b94_r3l8

ShearerGeordie

I is not Ray, I'm a super stud. Ray's the misfortune

randylonghorn

alwaysadub wrote: »

Brummytom to After Hours, paging Brummytom to After Hours...


EDIT: Nevermind, you're already here!

Ofc he was ... a full 2 minutes since someone said the V-word!

brummytom wrote: »

I once had a friend called Ray
still a virgin, we said he should pay
to sleep with a whore
but he thought it a "chore"
In reality, he had the ghey

There once was a young lad called Brummy,
Who discovered this itch in his ... tummy
To get out and play
And get it away ...
Now his itch has gone down to his bummy!! :eek:


Bit OT I guess but ... wait, what was the topic?

SoulTrader

Don't worry Jake sorry, Ray. I'm sure you'll get a chance to 'fock' somebody someday...

Biggins

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I is not Ray, I'm a super stud. Ray's the misfortune

I'm beginning to think more and more Ray is the more grounded one!

WesternZulu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtpeiXgBiIA

Storminateacup

jeez ray that must be pretty tough on you.

i.need.a.job

hey whats he look like, this ray lad? is it because he has no interest in women, or is he not blessed with looks. has he real shy personality?

AckwelFoley

Ray sounds like a bitch.. (from all of the 2 lines you wrote about him)

Tell ray to man up and start demanding sex, if he dont get it.. well.. then its time to become a priest and lower the bar..to about 2ft

needhelpguy

My mates are buying me a hooker for my 26th to get this blasted virginity out of the way.

Maybe get him one for his b-day?

blueser

Icaras wrote: »

Maybe he has fallen in love with a blow up doll, there are a few advantages - no answering back, always doing what he wants, sex when he wants, cheap (a puncture repair kit every now and then), can go for beers with the lads while shes at home....
Now that I think of it ask him where he got it - I want one for a "friend"

Yeah, but emptying them out ''afterwards'' is a real pain. Er, according to my friend!

AckwelFoley

needhelpguy wrote: »

My mates are buying me a hooker for my 26th to get this blasted virginity out of the way.

Maybe get him one for his b-day?

Go cambodian, the chinese are too expensive with the dop in the euro

starlit

There was once a man called Ray
Still a virgin who would not come to play
All he did instead is blow in his pants
Until his willy flopped like hay

minister poxbottle

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Get over there and suck daddies cock.

elvis99

Amsterdam

starlit

maybe he needs to go to vegas, get drunk and do whatever with a hooker.

laugh

snuggles285 wrote: »

maybe he needs to go to vegas, get drunk and do whatever with a hooker.

I was in Vegas and I didn't see any hookers.































My gf wouldn't fuck off.

starlit

maybe he'd need to order one!

RolandIRL

you're right, poor ShearerGeordie Jay :P

he needs to get laid alright

Elliemental

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Don't be sorry for him. Tell him to hang on another 20 years and he can star in the remake of this.
He'll be raking it in!

flanno_7hi

Bad Buzz

A friend of mine since i moved to england a great lad - lets call him james (because thats his name) is 26, really sound and the most shy person i have ever met when girls were around and recently he lost his virginity to a french girl from work.
The lads and i have been trying to get him a fook for months and when he eventually (we thought he was gay for a while - not that there is anything wrong with that) showed some interest in a girl it turned it out she fancied him too but was as shy as him.
It was like getting two pandas to **** but in the end he scored her at a house party.

He hadnt broadcast that he hadnt his wings but she let slip afterwards to a few of us (big mistake )


Anyway, there is hope for everyone and im sure you can help him find someone.

starlit

flanno_7hi wrote: »

Bad Buzz



He hadnt broadcast that he hadnt his wings but she let slip afterwards to a few of us (big mistake )


.

don't know what you ment by that?

The_Kew_Tour

a friend of a friend of a friend of another friend is in same position as yours OP:cool:

TPD

snuggles285 wrote: »

There was once a man called Ray
Still a virgin who would not come to play
All he did instead is blow in his pants
Until his willy flopped like hay

That was terrible

flanno_7hi

snuggles285 wrote: »

don't know what you ment by that?

that he hadnt his pink wings fook ive been living in lancashire too long. ya know that he hadnt told us he was still a virgin but she told us. (we did not ask)

caseyann

set him up

starlit

TPD wrote: »

That was terrible

I know!

flanno_7hi wrote: »

that he hadnt his pink wings fook ive been living in lancashire too long. ya know that he hadnt told us he was still a virgin but she told us. (we did not ask)

ah!:cool: