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Poor Lad...

ShearerGeordie

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

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i.need.a.job

hey whats he look like, this ray lad? is it because he has no interest in women, or is he not blessed with looks. has he real shy personality?

AckwelFoley

Ray sounds like a bitch.. (from all of the 2 lines you wrote about him)

Tell ray to man up and start demanding sex, if he dont get it.. well.. then its time to become a priest and lower the bar..to about 2ft

needhelpguy

My mates are buying me a hooker for my 26th to get this blasted virginity out of the way.

Maybe get him one for his b-day?

blueser

Icaras wrote: »

Maybe he has fallen in love with a blow up doll, there are a few advantages - no answering back, always doing what he wants, sex when he wants, cheap (a puncture repair kit every now and then), can go for beers with the lads while shes at home....
Now that I think of it ask him where he got it - I want one for a "friend"

Yeah, but emptying them out ''afterwards'' is a real pain. Er, according to my friend!

AckwelFoley

needhelpguy wrote: »

My mates are buying me a hooker for my 26th to get this blasted virginity out of the way.

Maybe get him one for his b-day?

Go cambodian, the chinese are too expensive with the dop in the euro

starlit

There was once a man called Ray
Still a virgin who would not come to play
All he did instead is blow in his pants
Until his willy flopped like hay

minister poxbottle

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Get over there and suck daddies cock.

elvis99

Amsterdam

starlit

maybe he needs to go to vegas, get drunk and do whatever with a hooker.

laugh

snuggles285 wrote: »

maybe he needs to go to vegas, get drunk and do whatever with a hooker.

I was in Vegas and I didn't see any hookers.

My gf wouldn't fuck off.

starlit

maybe he'd need to order one!

RolandIRL

you're right, poor ShearerGeordie Jay :P

he needs to get laid alright

Elliemental

ShearerGeordie wrote: »

I have a buddy Ray who is a virgin. He's 20 next month has never so much as held a girl's hand or even had a kiss. My heart weeps for the lad.

Just wondering if any of ye are out there who are like Ray. I feel so bad for him, but them's the breaks some time

Don't be sorry for him. Tell him to hang on another 20 years and he can star in the remake of this.
He'll be raking it in!

flanno_7hi

Bad Buzz

A friend of mine since i moved to england a great lad - lets call him james (because thats his name) is 26, really sound and the most shy person i have ever met when girls were around and recently he lost his virginity to a french girl from work.
The lads and i have been trying to get him a fook for months and when he eventually (we thought he was gay for a while - not that there is anything wrong with that) showed some interest in a girl it turned it out she fancied him too but was as shy as him.
It was like getting two pandas to **** but in the end he scored her at a house party.

He hadnt broadcast that he hadnt his wings but she let slip afterwards to a few of us (big mistake

)

Anyway, there is hope for everyone and im sure you can help him find someone.

The_Kew_Tour

a friend of a friend of a friend of another friend is in same position as yours OP:cool:

starlit

flanno_7hi wrote: »

Bad Buzz

He hadnt broadcast that he hadnt his wings but she let slip afterwards to a few of us (big mistake )

.

don't know what you ment by that?

TPD

snuggles285 wrote: »

There was once a man called Ray
Still a virgin who would not come to play
All he did instead is blow in his pants
Until his willy flopped like hay

That was terrible

flanno_7hi

snuggles285 wrote: »

don't know what you ment by that?

that he hadnt his pink wings fook ive been living in lancashire too long. ya know that he hadnt told us he was still a virgin but she told us. (we did not ask)

caseyann

set him up

starlit

TPD wrote: »

That was terrible

I know!

flanno_7hi wrote: »

that he hadnt his pink wings fook ive been living in lancashire too long. ya know that he hadnt told us he was still a virgin but she told us. (we did not ask)

ah!:cool:

DubMedic

brummytom wrote: »

Well, I'm not 20...

The day you lose it, your post & the boards.ie thanks function will bring the internet down.

greenmachine88

no point setting him up with someone he's not too keen on, he should wait till gets a girlfriend. It's not hard

flanno_7hi

greenmachine88 wrote: »

no point setting him up with someone he's not too keen on, he should wait till gets a girlfriend. It's not hard

Its say its hard all the fooking time at this stage!

starlit

greenmachine88 wrote: »

no point setting him up with someone he's not too keen on, he should wait till gets a girlfriend. It's not hard

its still going to be hard for the crator even if he gets a girlfriend!

cleremy jarkson

There once was a guy named Ray,
having sex was not his forte.
So he paid for a whore
to ride him red raw
and he had such a marvellous day.

Shanotheslayer

cleremy jarkson wrote: »

to ride him red raw
and he had such a marvellous day.

He'd last about 2 seconds imho

jd007

gayray

starlit

jd007 wrote: »

gayray

fook off no way!

greenmachine88

he needs to get his "lad" out of his pants more

Synchronicity

It's a shame about Ray.