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Little Joke

  • 08-07-2010 7:03am
    #1
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭


    So Raoul Moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days. Anyone that's ever played Call of Duty will tell you, this is camping.


Comments

  • #2
    Kev_ps3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    Must be fairly small cos I dont see it.


  • #3
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Kev_ps3 wrote: »
    Must be fairly small cos I dont see it.

    lol

    http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0708/northumbria.html


  • #4
    Kev_ps3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    Tallon wrote: »
    lol

    http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0708/northumbria.html

    ah right lol:pac:


  • #5
    shay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭shay


    Excellent :D

    Having said that, when everyday life starts to prompt MW2 thoughts, you know you're in trouble.

    Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):):)


  • #6
    shawpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭shawpower


    Well since Tallon started it....


    Apparently taxi driver Derrick Bird didn't commit suicide afterall. Reports have emerged that a Police sniper took Bird out whilst he was crouched behind a skip with a laptop on his knee. Looks like after his 12th kill, he was calling in his AC130.....

    http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2010/0603/1224271746085.html?via=mr


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  • #7
    shawpower
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,692 ✭✭✭shawpower


    shay wrote: »
    Excellent :D

    Having said that, when everyday life starts to prompt MW2 thoughts, you know you're in trouble.

    Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):):)

    Stinger Missile?? Pah, I just point my fingers into the sky and shoot it down with my Assault Rifle as normal. :cool::D


  • #8
    Tommy_NDX
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 936 ✭✭✭Tommy_NDX


    shay wrote: »
    Excellent :D

    Having said that, when everyday life starts to prompt MW2 thoughts, you know you're in trouble.

    Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):):)

    Whenever I see a plane in the sky I think .......................................how the f*ck did I get outside:confused:


  • #9
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    You know you're addicted to COD, when the only thing you can cook properly is a frag.

    Thank you, thank you, I'm here until Sunday, try the veal :pac:


  • #10
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,840 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    shay wrote: »
    Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):):)

    I'm glad I'm not the only one. :pac:


  • #11
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Found this one on another forum :

    How do you stop a drug addict breaking into your home and robbing it?
    Hold an Intervention
    :cool:


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  • #12
    Shammy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Shammy


    I'm sure i posted these before but there worth a chuckle

    you eat dinner with two forks and call it "Akimbo".

    you put a red dot sight on your car so it's easier to line up roadkill.

    you refer to taking a dump as "Tactical Insertion" & flushing the dump as "Tactical Deletion".

    when you argue with your girlfriend/wife and tell her to "stay frosty".

    you don't remember what Nazi Zombies was or why it was popular in the first place.

    when a homeless guy is standing by the stop light and begging for change, you tell him that he's a f***ing camper.

    When you think every helicopter you see in the sky is an Apache.

    When you invent the 'Page/Time ratio' to calculate how much work you've been able to do.

    When you think everything done in the way you don't want it to be done is 'nooby'.

    When getting new books out for a different lesson is seen as 'Changing Kit...'
    When you cum on a girls face and shout
    .. HEADSHOT!

    After jumping off a three story building you realize that Commando Pro isn't real, so there is going to be some SEVERE fall damage.

    When your girlfriend is asleep and you want to have sex so you try to do a "tactical insertion"

    You see a fat chick and say to yourself "Man, somebody needs to use their lightweight perk!". (Many women choose to use Coldblooded instead.)

    When you wonder why you didn't get a Chopper Gunner after you get a strike in bowling, but then you realize it's because you don't have Hardline on.
    When you get a package in the post and hope its not a crappy resupply...

    when the power goes out you yell "we've been EMP'ed"


  • #13
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,898 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    U gonna tell us Ur ac130 joke from the other night again shammy lol


  • #14
    Shammy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Shammy


    Trilla wrote: »
    U gonna tell us Ur ac130 joke from the other night again shammy lol

    That could be sensitive for some :D


  • #15
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Tell it please? We're all men in here
    /Rawr


  • #16
    shay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭shay


    Theoretically, all of the Call Of Duty threads should be 18+ anyway, seen as the game is ;)


  • #17
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Gotta hurry, can't talk, about to get 5,000 points for a headshot on a ginger... Raul Moat :)


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,518 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The guy was just shot....


  • #19
    theirishguy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 269 ✭✭theirishguy


    shay wrote: »
    Theoretically, all of the Call Of Duty threads should be 18+ anyway, seen as the game is ;)
    Cod:Waw is 16+ if i can remember correctly :P


  • #20
    TheBunk1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 796 ✭✭✭TheBunk1


    I'll tell ya a little joke:

    Dwarfism; its a growing problem


  • #21
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,898 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    I'm probably gonna get killed for this, and the details\quotes are a bit sketchy but here goes......

    Unnamed Person one: Did you see the documentary about the shootings in Cumbria?
    Unnamed Person two: No, was it any use? He went on a mad one didnt he?
    Unnamed Person three: I'm just wondering after the 11th did he call in his AC130!!
    TheBunk1 wrote: »
    I'll tell ya a little joke:

    Dwarfism; its a growing problem

    A quick word in your ear is what you need sunshine: velocity


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  • #22
    celtic723
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,211 ✭✭✭celtic723


    Moat obviously didn't have painkiller on when he shot himself in the head.


  • #23
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    If anything he woulda unlocked UAV with hardline


  • #24
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,898 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    custard lobby - m9s and javelins only. footshots. no stopping power please. 8pm be there


  • #25
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Trilla wrote: »
    custard lobby - m9s and javelins only. footshots. no stopping power please. 8pm be there

    wut?


  • #26
    JeanClaude
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 518 ✭✭✭JeanClaude


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    wut?

    +1


  • #27
    Nalz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,898 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    wut?

    Ah just a joke...i hate those messages you constantly get. "hosting quick scope no scope hows your oul wan scope lobby 9pm"


  • #28
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Trilla wrote: »
    Ah just a joke...i hate those messages you constantly get. "hosting quick scope no scope hows your oul wan scope lobby 9pm"
    :D


  • #29
    Rycn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    theirishguy wrote: »
    Cod:Waw is 16+ if i can remember correctly :P
    no its 15s :D
    335460ps_500h.jpg


  • #30
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Rycn wrote: »
    no its 15s :D

    Hahahaha, your sig is beast :)

    rycnfishing.png


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  • #31
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Tallon wrote: »
    Hahahaha, your sig is beast :)

    rycnfishing.png

    How come I can't see anyone's sigs, either logged in on this account or not?


  • #32
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    How come I can't see anyone's sigs, either logged in on this account or not?

    You have them turned off in Control Panel.


  • #33
    Leeg17
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,127 ✭✭✭✭Leeg17


    Tallon wrote: »
    You have them turned off in Control Panel.

    That would be it. I'm thick. Thanks :)


  • #34
    Shammy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Shammy


    Leeg17 wrote: »
    That would be it. I'm thick. Thanks :)


    Now we have it in writing :D


  • #35
    Shammy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,009 ✭✭✭Shammy


    Tallon wrote: »
    So Raoul Moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days. Anyone that's ever played Call of Duty will tell you, this is camping.


    Then he kills himself as he cannot face the embarressment of being called a camper.......:p


  • #36
    Rycn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    Shammy wrote: »
    Then he kills himself as he cannot face the embarressment of being called a camper.......:p
    I hear he stuck himself with a semtex


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  • #37
    Rycn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭Rycn


    Tallon wrote: »
    Hahahaha, your sig is beast :)

    rycnfishing.png
    Haha cheers man i was tryin to make a fishing one and when it turned out like this i was like ah thats fckin gas have to use it lol


  • #38
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,565 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    respawn.web.jpg


  • #39
    shay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭shay


    Police were baffled as to how, after being shot with two tazers, Moat was still able to get a shot off and kill himself.. until they discovered his third perk was last stand...


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