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Tallon

So Raoul Moat kills one person and then goes and hides in a tent for a few days. Anyone that's ever played Call of Duty will tell you, this is camping.

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Kev_ps3

Must be fairly small cos I dont see it.

Tallon

Kev_ps3 wrote: »

Must be fairly small cos I dont see it.

lol

http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0708/northumbria.html

Kev_ps3

Tallon wrote: »

lol

http://www.rte.ie/news/2010/0708/northumbria.html

ah right lol:pac:

shay

Excellent

Having said that, when everyday life starts to prompt MW2 thoughts, you know you're in trouble.

Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon

:):)

shawpower

Well since Tallon started it....

Apparently taxi driver Derrick Bird didn't commit suicide afterall. Reports have emerged that a Police sniper took Bird out whilst he was crouched behind a skip with a laptop on his knee. Looks like after his 12th kill, he was calling in his AC130.....

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/frontpage/2010/0603/1224271746085.html?via=mr

shawpower

shay wrote: »

Excellent

Having said that, when everyday life starts to prompt MW2 thoughts, you know you're in trouble.

Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):)

Stinger Missile?? Pah, I just point my fingers into the sky and shoot it down with my Assault Rifle as normal. :cool::D

Tommy_NDX

shay wrote: »

Excellent

Having said that, when everyday life starts to prompt MW2 thoughts, you know you're in trouble.

Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):)

Whenever I see a plane in the sky I think .......................................how the f*ck did I get outside

Leeg17

You know you're addicted to COD, when the only thing you can cook properly is a frag.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here until Sunday, try the veal :pac:

irish_goat

shay wrote: »

Every time I see a very small plane in the sky, I automatically think... Feckin UAV... Do I have my Stinger as second weapon :):)

I'm glad I'm not the only one. :pac:

Leeg17

Found this one on another forum :

How do you stop a drug addict breaking into your home and robbing it?

Hold an Intervention

:cool:

Shammy

I'm sure i posted these before but there worth a chuckle

you eat dinner with two forks and call it "Akimbo".

you put a red dot sight on your car so it's easier to line up roadkill.

you refer to taking a dump as "Tactical Insertion" & flushing the dump as "Tactical Deletion".

when you argue with your girlfriend/wife and tell her to "stay frosty".

you don't remember what Nazi Zombies was or why it was popular in the first place.

when a homeless guy is standing by the stop light and begging for change, you tell him that he's a f***ing camper.

When you think every helicopter you see in the sky is an Apache.

When you invent the 'Page/Time ratio' to calculate how much work you've been able to do.

When you think everything done in the way you don't want it to be done is 'nooby'.

When getting new books out for a different lesson is seen as 'Changing Kit...'

When you cum on a girls face and shout

.. HEADSHOT!

After jumping off a three story building you realize that Commando Pro isn't real, so there is going to be some SEVERE fall damage.

When your girlfriend is asleep and you want to have sex so you try to do a "tactical insertion"

You see a fat chick and say to yourself "Man, somebody needs to use their lightweight perk!". (Many women choose to use Coldblooded instead.)

When you wonder why you didn't get a Chopper Gunner after you get a strike in bowling, but then you realize it's because you don't have Hardline on.
When you get a package in the post and hope its not a crappy resupply...

when the power goes out you yell "we've been EMP'ed"

Nalz

U gonna tell us Ur ac130 joke from the other night again shammy lol

Shammy

Trilla wrote: »

U gonna tell us Ur ac130 joke from the other night again shammy lol

That could be sensitive for some

Leeg17

Tell it please? We're all men in here
/Rawr

shay

Theoretically, all of the Call Of Duty threads should be 18+ anyway, seen as the game is

Leeg17

Gotta hurry, can't talk, about to get 5,000 points for a headshot on a ginger... Raul Moat

[Deleted User]

The guy was just shot....

theirishguy

shay wrote: »

Theoretically, all of the Call Of Duty threads should be 18+ anyway, seen as the game is

Cod:Waw is 16+ if i can remember correctly :P

TheBunk1

I'll tell ya a little joke:

Dwarfism; its a growing problem

Nalz

I'm probably gonna get killed for this, and the details\quotes are a bit sketchy but here goes......

Unnamed Person one: Did you see the documentary about the shootings in Cumbria?
Unnamed Person two: No, was it any use? He went on a mad one didnt he?
Unnamed Person three: I'm just wondering after the 11th did he call in his AC130!!