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Anyone get propositioned on Boards?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    FearDark wrote: »
    Ok guys, really stop p.m.'ing me now :mad:
    I'm only interested in ladies*...

    One legged midget ladies with their own house and car need apply.


    I would propostion you except for the fact that you drunkenly declared your hatred for me and told me to "Keep your enemies close and your enimies (sic) closer."

    Although that could have been a come-on, I'm not so sure :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    FearDark wrote: »
    Ok guys, really stop p.m.'ing me now :mad:
    I'm only interested in ladies*...

    One legged midget ladies with their own house and car need apply.

    How small do you have to be to be classed a midget?...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I would propostion you except for the fact that you drunkenly declared your hatred for me and told me to "Keep your enemies close and your enimies (sic) closer.
    "Although that could have been a come-on, I'm not so sure :confused:

    Pffft, It was a profound drunk statement, also I'm not very loveable when intoxicated, I've been known to pick fights with traffic lights and sleep nude in a wheely bin. Count yourself lucky I only declared my undyeing hate for you.

    Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaa...

    And I never said that, that sounds silly.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    How small do you have to be to be classed a midget?...

    Officially?

    About yay high.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    FearDark wrote: »
    Officially?

    About yay high.

    Damn,i'm about this much too tall.
    Ah well,that rules me out so:(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    FearDark wrote: »
    Pffft, It was a profound drunk statement, also I'm not very loveable when intoxicated, I've been known to pick fights with traffic lights and sleep nude in a wheely bin. Count yourself lucky I only declared my undyeing hate for you.

    Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaaaa...

    And I never said that, that sounds silly.

    O rly? :cool:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    O rly? :cool:

    /Runs away and buries head in sand.
    My street cred has hit an all time low.


  • Registered Users Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    FearDark wrote: »
    /Runs away and buries head in sand.
    My street cred has hit an all time low.

    There there :P


  • Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Ask Tar. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    How small do you have to be to be classed a midget?...

    That would be an excumenical matter


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  • Moderators, Regional Abroad Moderators Posts: 26,928 Mod ✭✭✭✭rainbow kirby


    I've been propositioned a few times, never took anyone up on it though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    A couple of times. Once from a user with a nick which led me to believe he was well endowed... I didn't take it any further, had to hold myself back like.. :pac:

    Never got any from anyone who was overtly sleezy, damn. :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    A couple of times. Once from a user with a nick which led me to believe he was well endowed... I didn't take it any further, had to hold myself back like.. :pac:

    Never got any from anyone who was overtly sleezy, damn. :(

    Has to be Randylonghorn! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    Has to be Randylonghorn! :D

    Haha! Nope! Surprisingly it was even more obvious! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Haha! Nope! Surprisingly it was even more obvious! :D

    A big prick?

    A few of them around so it doesn't really narrow it down.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,195 ✭✭✭✭Michellenman


    stovelid wrote: »
    A big prick?

    A few of them around so it doesn't really narrow it down.

    Ba dum bum..

    No.


    :pac:


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Cinful wrote: »
    Ask Tar. ;)

    Oh you're on teh to do list all right :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭aine-maire


    No. Maybe my avatar is unattractive. :( To be fair, its appearance is a little unkempt.


  • Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Oh you're on teh to do list all right :p
    List? Naughty or nice? Nice is boring! ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Quackles


    No :( And my husband has an account :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 13,713 ✭✭✭✭Novella


    Yup, been 'propositioned' a few times alright :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,214 ✭✭✭cbyrd


    should i worry that i got matched with only one man in 11 matches??

    damn.. even here they sense my desperation :o


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I doubt all these people have been propositioned on boards, I think some of you are confusing it with just a p.m. that could be construed as being slightly flirty...


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,739 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Haha! Nope! Surprisingly it was even more obvious! :D

    Ivabigwun? :D

    That's me not guessing anymore...I know too many usernames and their boards persona's too well! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Yeah, a few times by well rounded boards people .

    No weirdos yet although there's still plenty of time


  • Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    I got matched with OutlawPete, go me


  • Registered Users Posts: 276 ✭✭Wade in the Sea


    Nope. Anyway my mother always said stay away from strange people, even, and especially, if they have sweets. So I would just ignore them........



    ............................................................well what kinda sweets are they???


  • Registered Users Posts: 919 ✭✭✭TheTosh


    Nope. Anyway my mother always said stay away from strange people, even, and especially, if they have sweets. So I would just ignore them........



    ............................................................well what kinda sweets are they???

    The kind that make you sleepy


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Cinful wrote: »
    List? Naughty or nice? Nice is boring! ;)
    Hmm will see who i can do, we what :)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 284 ✭✭Cinful


    Hmm will see who i can do, we what :)

    Noticed X-mas TV June reruns? Does Tar have Santa outfit? Can audition? Who wants to sit on Tar's lap? Now there's a PROP POSITION!


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