Anyone get propositioned on Boards?

easyeason3

Well, have any of you been asked on through Boards?
Or has anyone hinted at it?
Or has anyone met up with anyone for fun times?

Unique User Name

easyeason3 wrote: »

Well, have any of you been asked on through Boards?
Or has anyone hinted at it?
Or has anyone met up with anyone for fun times?

Wanna go out with me. We could go for a coffee........ in my place.

Wait a minute are you female? Perhaps this is why you're the first I've propositioned.

Kiera

Yup a few times.

easyeason3

No I'm not asking for myself. Quite happy with my ball & chain.

I just wondered has there been a Boards love story or a Boards porn story?

NothingMan

Many, many times. Never in actual seriousness though. Unless they were serious and I missed out on some sexy stranger time.

Banned Account

Nope - I must type ugly:(

alwaysadub

NothingMan wrote: »

Many, many times. Never in actual seriousness though. Unless they were serious and I missed out on some sexy stranger time.

I knew you didn't take me seriously! :mad:

Kiera

easyeason3 wrote: »

No I'm not asking for myself. Quite happy with my ball & chain.

I just wondered has there been a Boards love story or a Boards porn story?

I think there are a few boards babies around somewhere. There is also one marraige i know of, i'm sure there are more.

Boards is great for meeting the opposite sex

/they should charge for it

funk-you

I'd say most, if not all the ladies on boards have been perved on at some stage. Actually anyone with a username that may be slightly girly is guaranteed to have loads of profile views.

There's a whole internet full of porn out there but you know at least one person has jacked off to know your nerds/loungers.

-Funk

Kiera

funk-you wrote: »

I'd say most, if not all the ladies on boards have been perved on at some stage. Actually anyone with a username that may be slightly girly is guaranteed to have loads of profile views.

There's a whole internet full of porn out there but you know at least one person has jacked off to know your nerds/loungers.

-Funk

*shudders*

phill106

All the time! Not just women either! Men! Sheep! Aliens! (dam them and their fiendish probes!)


/goes back on boards.... *click*.....*click*.....

Abrasax

funk-you wrote: »

There's a whole internet full of porn out there but you know at least one person has jacked off to know your nerds/loungers.

-Funk

'KYN' is great for photo-shop.

ibarelycare

Yup. Mostly just in a harmless flirty sort of a way.

There's one particularly disturbing offender though. *shudder*

Cuddlesworth

No. I feel lonely.

easyeason3

funk-you wrote: »

I'd say most, if not all the ladies on boards have been perved on at some stage. Actually anyone with a username that may be slightly girly is guaranteed to have loads of profile views.

There's a whole internet full of porn out there but you know at least one person has jacked off to know your nerds/loungers.

-Funk

Well I got a PM on Saturday.
Totally my own fault, I started a thread asking strange things that make people horny.
Anyway, apparently I sound like I'm ''tasty''????
WTF.
Nearly dropped when I read it this morning. So that got me thinking, surely there have been a few Boardsies that have got it on or at least tried to.

Unique User Name

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

No. I feel lonely.

Awww how could somebody with the name Cuddlesworth not be propositioned???

ibarelycare

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

No. I feel lonely.

How you doin?

Sofaspud

ibarelycare wrote: »

There's one particularly disturbing offender though. *shudder*

All I wanted was a picture of your poo, is that so bad?

Berty

Im sure some of those photos in the TLL have been...........................used in an unsanitary manner.

Banned Account

easyeason3 wrote: »

Well I got a PM on Saturday.
Totally my own fault, I started a thread asking strange things that make people horny.
Anyway, apparently I sound like I'm ''tasty''????
WTF.
Nearly dropped when I read it this morning. So that got me thinking, surely there have been a few Boardsies that have got it on or at least tried to.

Can you change the title of the thread to

"Hey everybody, just wanted to boast about the fact that I got a PM the other night telling me that I sound like I'm tasty - naa naa nana naa"

NothingMan

Kiera wrote: »

/they should charge for it

They do. You have to register for access to sex & sexuality. I bet that's where all the real freaky deaky stuff happens.

easyeason3

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Can you change the title of the thread to

"Hey everybody, just wanted to boast about the fact that I got a PM the other night telling me that I sound like I'm tasty - naa naa nana naa"

I could but I'm quite modest

My name is URL

I don't know

alwaysadub

ibarelycare wrote: »

Yup. Mostly just in a harmless flirty sort of a way.

There's one particularly disturbing offender though. *shudder*

On boards?! :eek: Never!

Cuddlesworth

ibarelycare wrote: »

How you doin?

Unique User Name wrote: »

Awww how could somebody with the name Cuddlesworth not be propositioned???

Nobody likes the cuddles?

Kiera

alwaysadub wrote: »

On boards?! :eek: Never!

Ah, you got the text too then?

funk-you

Kiera wrote: »

*shudders*

*Quivers*

-Funk

Banned Account

Can someone proposition me please?

easyeason3

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Can someone proposition me please?

So, Fitzy, How you doin'?

alwaysadub

Kiera wrote: »

Ah, you got the text too then?

You got one too?! I feel used :pac:

Kiera

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Can someone proposition me please?

Wanna meet my friend Mamba?

Boom_Bap

I get PM's asking me to "fix youtube links", is this some sort of proposition or prison lingo that the young folk are using today?

Kiera

alwaysadub wrote: »

You got one too?! I feel used :pac:

I'm sure he hit my number by mistake. You're more than welcome to him :P

Banned Account

easyeason3 wrote: »

So, Fitzy, How you doin'?

I'm washing my hair.

Kiera wrote: »

Wanna meet my friend Mamba?

Ok, but you have to let me introduce you to my friend "Giant Duty Free Size Bar of Toblerone and hairdrier" first.

easyeason3

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'm washing my hair.



Ok, but you have to let me introduce you to my friend "Giant Duty Free Size Bar of Toblerone and hairdrier" first.

Hygiene is always a winner

Banned Account

Boom_Bap wrote: »

I get PM's asking me to "fix youtube links", is this some sort of proposition or prison lingo that the young folk are using today?

I'll google your yahoo if youtube myspace

alwaysadub

Kiera wrote: »

I'm sure he hit my number by mistake. You're more than welcome to him :P

Nah,i'm good thanks

Kiera

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

I'm washing my hair.



Ok, but you have to let me introduce you to my friend "Giant Duty Free Size Bar of Toblerone and hairdrier" first.

:eek: I might give it a miss......

/hate mess

Banned Account

Kiera wrote: »

:eek: I might give it a miss......

/hate mess

Meh, the chocolate isn't too bad, the little bits of nut can cause infections though.

Cuddlesworth

On the basis on this thread I checked out know your nerds. Apparently if your male and you post a pic you get a handful of thanks at best. If your female and you post a pic you can expect quite a lot. If your hot and you show some boob then your in thanks city.

NothingMan

Cuddlesworth wrote: »

On the basis on this thread I checked out know your nerds. Apparently if your male and you post a pic you get a handful of thanks at best. If your female and you post a pic you can expect quite a lot. If your hot and you show some boob then your in thanks city.

What if your male and you show some boob?

stovelid

Sadly not.

I put it down to a mixture of old age and cantankerousness.

funk-you

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Can someone proposition me please?

Hey baby, gotten dicked recently?

/Makes squeeking noise with lips.

-Funk

Kiera

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Meh, the chocolate isn't too bad, the little bits of nut can cause infections though.

That honestly sounds like my idea of hell. I hate mess. The thoughts of even a mud bath makes me itch. Let alone choc all over me

Banned Account

funk-you wrote: »

Hey baby, gotten dicked recently?

Depends - does a black mamba count?

anniehoo

Kiera wrote: »

Yup a few times.

Me too! Some dodge and some not so dodge PMs over the last while

Standard Toaster

I'm expecting my first child thanks to boards.
Gonna start a poll soon to pick a name for him/her.

fairycakes

No propositions only "can i lick the icing off your fairycakes" :rolleyes:

NothingMan

Standard Toaster wrote: »

I'm expecting my first child thanks to boards.
Gonna start a poll soon to pick a name for him/her.

When you say expecting, did you meet someone through boards or did you order a baby off the black market forum? You need to register for access to that, just to ensure only over 18's buy the babies of course.

Kiera

Standard Toaster wrote: »

I'm expecting my first child thanks to boards.
Gonna start a poll soon to pick a name for him/her.

Kiera!

funk-you

Fitzcaraldo wrote: »

Depends - does a black mamba count?

You need to ask? Racist.

-Funk