The list of Stupid looking musicians.

red_ice

Ok, so its a list of people who look like idiots. Gimmicks dont count, so bands like Kiss are out of the question.

Im going to get the ball rolling with The Courteeners. That singer looks like a tit, and the songs crap too!

Give it a thumbs up if you think a reply's 'artist' looks stupid too!

Nick Dolan

Who were those boys playing at the atrocious world cup concert who looked like a daft cross of green day and my chemical toilet?

Miguel_Sanchez

James Allan from Glasvegas.
Wearing sunglasses indoors while on TV.




Sorry James, that just makes you look like a spa.




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red_ice

the guys an absolute ponce.

homerun_homer

Seriously guys?

Miguel_Sanchez

homerun_homer wrote: »

Seriously guys?

They kinda look like henchmen from a Batman film don't they?

jayteecork

Bernard Butler who used be in Suede.

loyatemu

Robert Smith, excusable in the 80s, but jesus you're over 50 now...

JerryHandbag

homerun_homer wrote: »

Seriously guys?

Such punchable faces, esp the guy on the left. And their music is crap too

pappyodaniel

The fcuking state of him.

cinnamon girl

Maybe I'm just old but I find a lot of the new "alternative" boybands to look absolutely ridiculous.

Exhibit A:




I'm sure the alt boybands were much better looking in my day.

wonderfulname

cinnamon girl wrote: »

Maybe I'm just old but I find a lot of the new "alternative" boybands to look absolutely ridiculous.

Exhibit A:




I'm sure the alt boybands were much better looking in my day.

i second that remember this ejit? metro stations talentless singer.. the state of it!

rcaz

I really don't think Green Day look so bad. Yeah, the eye make up is a bit much, but they're just wearing shirts and ties. They're dressing like their heroes dressed. Do The Clash look stupid too?



Female artists that try to look 'kooky' or 'deep' or whatever by doing stupid makeup things like that, or wearing ridiculous outfits to look 'dramatic'. If your music can't make us feel the way you want us to, stop trying.

jill_valentine

El Pr0n, if you're male, you're the first male I've ever seen in my life say "I hate looking at Natasha Khan."

Jeff L - that guy, and that exact shot, was the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title of the thread.

EDIT:

My own suggestions would be Whatserface from La Roux, and Win Butler, whom I very much like, but has recently managed to find a haircut that makes him look even more like a free roaming sex offender than any of his previous ones. I'd find a picture, but frankly I don't think I can bear to look at it any more than I have to.

I haven't decided if I respect Patrick Watson's dedication to looking absolutely mental or not. Oh, and the chick from New Young Pony Club, are they still on the go?

rcaz

jill_valentine wrote: »

El Pr0n, if you're male, you're the first male I've ever seen in my life say "I hate looking at Natasha Khan."

Oh, she's gorgeous, but, that 'theatrical' (or whatever adjective you want to use) style of presenting herself does my head in.

Andy-Pandy

loyatemu wrote: »

Robert Smith, excusable in the 80s, but jesus you're over 50 now...

Robert Smith can do whatever and dress however the hell he likes and still be cool as F-ck, the man has a get out of jail card free for life.

LadyMayBelle

pappyodaniel you bet me to it!!
I like his songs but he looks ridiculous, especially that one dread hanging in frnt of his face in some of your pics.

A V A

florence from florence and the machine

Nick Dolan

cinnamon girl wrote: »

Maybe I'm just old but I find a lot of the new "alternative" boybands to look absolutely ridiculous.

Exhibit A:




I'm sure the alt boybands were much better looking in my day.

I know one of the guys from the band, soundest chap youll ever meet. Then one day he showed up with two of the other guys, I couldnt believe it

Placid_Casual

Hot Chip - I love them but, seriously, don't they own mirrors?

Fringe

Yannis Philippakis. Great band but what was he thinking when he got that Hitler tache?

SilverScreen

Brokencyde

Lol... just lol...

Sinfonia

That was one ugly Google image search..

JerryHandbag

^^

Joe_Dull

loyatemu

Andy-Pandy wrote: »

Robert Smith can do whatever and dress however the hell he likes and still be cool as F-ck, the man has a get out of jail card free for life.

look at that picture and imagine him without the makeup and with normal hair - he's a fat old man, he needs to stop dressing up like Jo Brand and accept it.

on the other hand, he can probably walk the streets in normal gear and nobody suspects a thing. (I do like the Cure btw, I just think the older he gets the stupider he looks)

red_ice

i cant say i dislike his look... its simply him

Thundercats Ho

Sinfonia wrote: »

That was one ugly Google image search..

Is that the Fonz's love child?

bluto63

Does it have to be Indie/Alternative? Because we all know how annoying this one is...

Miguel_Sanchez

bluto63 wrote: »

Does it have to be Indie/Alternative?

Let's try to keep it to Indie/Alternative alright.

hyperbaby

Pete Doherty...
toolbox...

Miguel_Sanchez

hyperbaby wrote: »

Pete Doherty...
toolbox...

Stupid looking is what we're going for here, so please provide pictures.

hyperbaby

Are you trying to tell me that you don't know what he looks like?

Also the original poster never posted a picture.

Turtyturd

Both Dave Grohl and the drummer have stupid looking faces that instantly make you want to punch them.

pappyodaniel

I just googled 'ugliest musicians' and this is what I found.

Both of them look stupid, they are most definately not, but ladies, if you had to choose, who would you go for?

Nolanger

red_ice

i wont stand for a mock of the flock!

filthymcnasty

this idiot

RichTea

Sinfonia wrote: »

That was one ugly Google image search..

Haha! What a photo!
"No-one messes with the Chad!"

rcaz

red_ice wrote: »

i wont stand for a mock of the flock!

Nobody bulls on the 'gulls!

homerun_homer

Nolanger wrote: »

Is that Keith Flint before he cut the fringe 2nd on the right?

Is that the bad guy from Kick Ass and Sherlock Holmes beside him on the right?:D

Royale with Cheese

How has this spa not been mentioned yet?

MrSir

Sinfonia wrote: »

That was one ugly Google image search..

His hair!HIS HAIR!

Miguel_Sanchez

Royale with Cheese wrote: »

How has this spa not been mentioned yet?

Who is that?

Sinfonia

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

Who is that?

I believe it's Adam 'Pineapple Head' Duritz of ******* Crows fame.


Edit: Ha! 'Counting', rather.

homerun_homer

Jeff_Lebowski wrote: »

Who is that?

That is marrying this:(


Anyway I wouldn't throw Counting Crows in the alt/Indie category.

kwestfan08

Joshua Hayward from The Horrors. He's the guy on the right.

No, just no.

Hector Mildew

Some fine specimens here:

http://helektron.com/los-hombres-mas-feos-de-la-historia-del-rock-and-roll/

AnonoBoy

Hector Mildew wrote: »

Some fine specimens here:

http://helektron.com/los-hombres-mas-feos-de-la-historia-del-rock-and-roll/

Thurston Moore? No way. NO WAY!!!!!

The man's been cool since he was born.

Geeky, but still cool.

A V A

red_ice wrote: »

i wont stand for a mock of the flock!

neither will i hahaha

Nick Dolan

kwestfan08 wrote: »

Joshua Hayward from The Horrors. He's the guy on the right.

No, just no.

Johnny Greenwood called and wants his hairdo back