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Being drunk is.....

  • 22-05-2010 01:34AM
    #1
    Gang of Gin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭


    This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..
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  • #2
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Get with it man, being drunk is like, soooo last night.


  • #3
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    IBTL

    cos' drunk threads never last long enough to see em the following morning.


  • #4
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

    I'm sober.


  • #5
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,532 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    It's 1:40, you're drunk, but now on Boards.ie

    Did you get kicked outta the club for being incoherent and starting pointless conversations OP?


  • #6
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    It's 1:40, you're drunk, but now on Boards.ie

    Did you get kicked outta the club for being incoherent and starting pointless conversations OP?

    We should kick him out of this club.


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  • #7
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Hank_Jones wrote: »
    I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

    I'm sober.

    Plus one.

    I already had my mind made up that it was a shít thread anyway when it contained the word "Drunk" and was posted late on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

    These threads are inevitable.


  • #8
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Fago! wrote: »
    We should kick him out of this club.

    Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

    First rule of boards.ie club, don't tell FearDark.

    Bástards.


  • #9
    CorsetIsTight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 320 ✭✭CorsetIsTight


    ...something I've never experienced.

    I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

    What am I missing...?


  • #10
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,532 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    Fago! wrote: »
    We should kick him out of this club.

    If i was a virtual bouncer i wouldn't have let him in for starters!

    State of his shoes like!


  • #11
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    FearDark wrote: »
    Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

    It's a straight club. :D


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  • #12
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..

    You are not drunk at all.:eek:


  • #13
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    ...something I've never experienced.

    I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

    What am I missing...?

    More alcohol.


  • #14
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,532 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    CorsetIsTight wrote: »
    ...something I've never experienced.

    I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

    What am I missing...?

    15 year old girls to try and impress with your blatent lies?


  • #15
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    15 year old firls to try and impress with your blatent lies?

    I kissed a firl & I friked it
    Taste of her cherry frapstick


  • #16
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    It's a straight club. :D

    Who let you in?


  • #17
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    MrStuffins wrote: »
    If i was a virtual bouncer i wouldn't have let him in for starters!

    State of his shoes like!

    He smells like cardboard.
    FearDark wrote: »
    Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

    First rule of boards.ie club, don't tell FearDark.

    Bástards.

    Stall it! Drinks on Sharpshooter!


  • #18
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    FearDark wrote: »
    Who let you in?

    I sneaked in through the back door. ;)


  • #19
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Drunk!?
    I'm jober as a sudge


  • #20
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,532 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I kissed a firl & I friked it
    Taste of her cherry frapstick

    sorry, whenever someone drunk posts a thread in AH i always wear one of these


  • #21
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    2 pints of Buckfast there SharpShooter. Only the best for my woman.


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  • #22
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    starbelgrade wrote: »
    I sneaked in through the back door. ;)
    Meet you in the jacks in five.

    George.


  • #23
    minidazzler
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,650 ✭✭✭✭minidazzler


    Being drunk is a state of ascension beyond the normal limits of man.

    Not drinking sucks, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you will feel all day!


  • #24
    Gang of Gin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 433 ✭✭Gang of Gin


    Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?


  • #25
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,053 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water


  • #26
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?

    O.......k?


  • #27
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Fago! wrote: »
    Stall it! Drinks on Sharpshooter!

    Subscribe and I'll give you a drink and exectra's in The First Class Lounge.:p
    FearDark wrote: »
    2 pints of Buckfast there SharpShooter. Only the best for my woman.

    I would, but a pint looks nicer when you subscribe.:D

    You should see the Pint of Guinness.:eek:

    You will want to reach into your screen, grab it, and down it in one.:pac:


  • #28
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water

    Nor if you're cider. Rotten!


  • #29
    starbelgrade
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    FearDark wrote: »
    Meet you in the jacks in five.

    George.

    Roger that.


  • #30
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    Gang of Gin wrote: »
    Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?


    And the answer is.....


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  • #31
    landsleaving
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,345 ✭✭✭landsleaving


    I'd love a drink actually. Been sober all day today and it's Friday. Stupid having to work.

    Anyways on topic:

    Being drunk is... a couple of eight year olds who are married.

    Wait what?


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