Being drunk is.....

Gang of Gin

This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..

starbelgrade

Get with it man, being drunk is like, soooo last night.

FearDark

IBTL

cos' drunk threads never last long enough to see em the following morning.

Hank_Jones

I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

I'm sober.

MrStuffins

It's 1:40, you're drunk, but now on Boards.ie

Did you get kicked outta the club for being incoherent and starting pointless conversations OP?

Fago!

MrStuffins wrote: »

It's 1:40, you're drunk, but now on Boards.ie

Did you get kicked outta the club for being incoherent and starting pointless conversations OP?

We should kick him out of this club.

FearDark

Hank_Jones wrote: »

I'm sorry, what is this thread about?

I'm sober.

Plus one.

I already had my mind made up that it was a shít thread anyway when it contained the word "Drunk" and was posted late on a Friday night/Saturday morning.

These threads are inevitable.

FearDark

Fago! wrote: »

We should kick him out of this club.

Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

First rule of boards.ie club, don't tell FearDark.

Bástards.

CorsetIsTight

...something I've never experienced.

I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

What am I missing...?

MrStuffins

Fago! wrote: »

We should kick him out of this club.

If i was a virtual bouncer i wouldn't have let him in for starters!

State of his shoes like!

starbelgrade

FearDark wrote: »

Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

It's a straight club.

Sharpshooter

Gang of Gin wrote: »

This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..

You are not drunk at all.:eek:

starbelgrade

CorsetIsTight wrote: »

...something I've never experienced.

I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

What am I missing...?

More alcohol.

MrStuffins

CorsetIsTight wrote: »

...something I've never experienced.

I drink, but I've never been properly drunk, and have never had a hangover.

What am I missing...?

15 year old girls to try and impress with your blatent lies?

starbelgrade

MrStuffins wrote: »

15 year old firls to try and impress with your blatent lies?

I kissed a firl & I friked it
Taste of her cherry frapstick

FearDark

starbelgrade wrote: »

It's a straight club.

Who let you in?

Fago!

MrStuffins wrote: »

If i was a virtual bouncer i wouldn't have let him in for starters!

State of his shoes like!

He smells like cardboard.

FearDark wrote: »

Wait, what, you're all in a club? Nobody told me :mad:

First rule of boards.ie club, don't tell FearDark.

Bástards.

Stall it! Drinks on Sharpshooter!

starbelgrade

FearDark wrote: »

Who let you in?

I sneaked in through the back door.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Drunk!?
I'm jober as a sudge

MrStuffins

starbelgrade wrote: »

I kissed a firl & I friked it
Taste of her cherry frapstick

sorry, whenever someone drunk posts a thread in AH i always wear one of these

FearDark

2 pints of Buckfast there SharpShooter. Only the best for my woman.

FearDark

starbelgrade wrote: »

I sneaked in through the back door.

Meet you in the jacks in five.

George.

minidazzler

Being drunk is a state of ascension beyond the normal limits of man.

Not drinking sucks, when you wake up in the morning that's the best you will feel all day!

Gang of Gin

Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?

Capt'n Midnight

being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water

Fago!

Gang of Gin wrote: »

Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?

O.......k?

Sharpshooter

Fago! wrote: »

Stall it! Drinks on Sharpshooter!

Subscribe and I'll give you a drink and exectra's in The First Class Lounge.:p

FearDark wrote: »

2 pints of Buckfast there SharpShooter. Only the best for my woman.

I would, but a pint looks nicer when you subscribe.:D

You should see the Pint of Guinness.:eek:

You will want to reach into your screen, grab it, and down it in one.:pac:

Fago!

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water

Nor if you're cider. Rotten!

starbelgrade

FearDark wrote: »

Meet you in the jacks in five.

George.

Roger that.

alwaysadub

Gang of Gin wrote: »

Okay. Deserves closing, this thread. Aimless drunken witterings for After Hours. The cheek. My apologies. I mean that too. And for whoever asked the question why was I on here and not out boozing...?

And the answer is.....

landsleaving

I'd love a drink actually. Been sober all day today and it's Friday. Stupid having to work.

Anyways on topic:

Being drunk is... a couple of eight year olds who are married.

Wait what?

Fago!

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Subscribe and I'll give you a drink and exectra's in The First Class Lounge.:p

That first class lounge sux! I ain't subscribing unless you, or someone else, promises me a stripshow! :pac:

ibarelycare

Gang of Gin wrote: »

This could muster a myriad.... but i just took a massive drunken hock in the sink at the thought of tomorrow. Please add unpleasant thoughts of drunkeness. Mine surely is timid. Just expressions, really..

Who can say the word mryiad myradi myriad when drunk?

Sharpshooter

alwaysadub wrote: »

And the answer is.....

He got to you.:mad:

Snowie

Sharpshooter wrote: »

You are not drunk at all.:eek:

I cant even put the password on my pc when im drunk and my passwords .. :pac:

ibarelycare

landsleaving wrote: »

I'd love a drink actually. Been sober all day today and it's Friday. Stupid having to work.

Anyways on topic:

Being drunk is... a couple of eight year olds who are married.

Wait what?

I LOL'd. Probably because i'm drunk :cool:

The Express

1. Eating a burger with your mouth open, not caring what you look like
2. 'Letting rip' in the pub and pretending not to notice it
3. Thinking of things, then saying them aloud without thinking of the consequences
4. Roomspin: waiting on the bedroom door to come around again, before getting out of bed to run to the jacks for some eye watering dry heaving.
5. Prentending to walk straight, when your absolutely twisted
6. Pretending to be interested in what the bird you're chatting up is saying
6. Pretending to be interested in what the taxi driver is on about
7. Talking to someone at the urinals that you'd never, ever talk to when sober.
8. saying to every cnut in the pub 'sorry mate' when you bump into them
9. Staying up 'til this hour posting sh1te like this.

Sharpshooter

Fago! wrote: »

That first class lounge sux!

No dice then.:eek:

Fago! wrote: »

I ain't subscribing unless you, or someone else, promises me a stripshow! :pac:

No dice then.:p

epgc3fyqirnbsx

^^^ class

CorsetIsTight

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

being drink is not very pleasant if you are a glass of water

Douglas Adams ftw

ibarelycare

The Express wrote: »

1. Eating a burger with your mouth open, not caring what you look like
2. 'Letting rip' in the pub and pretending not to notice it
3. Thinking of things, then saying them aloud without thinking of the consequences
4. Roomspin: waiting on the bedroom door to come around again, before getting out of bed to run to the jacks for some eye watering dry heaving.
5. Prentending to walk straight, when your absolutely twisted
6. Pretending to be interested in what the bird you're chatting up is saying
6. Pretending to be interested in what the taxi driver is on about
7. Talking to someone at the urinals that you'd never, ever talk to when sober.
8. saying to every cnut in the pub 'sorry mate' when you bump into them
9. Staying up 'til this hour posting sh1te like this.

10. Not realising you've 2 number 6's

alwaysadub

Sharpshooter wrote: »

He got to you.:mad:

That's what i get for answering after having a whole glass of wine:(

Shulgin

Being drunk is sh1t compared to other drugs.:D

Prefer mushrooms myself.!

CorsetIsTight

The Express wrote: »

1. Eating a burger with your mouth open, not caring what you look like
2. 'Letting rip' in the pub and pretending not to notice it
3. Thinking of things, then saying them aloud without thinking of the consequences
4. Roomspin: waiting on the bedroom door to come around again, before getting out of bed to run to the jacks for some eye watering dry heaving.
5. Prentending to walk straight, when your absolutely twisted
6. Pretending to be interested in what the bird you're chatting up is saying
6. Pretending to be interested in what the taxi driver is on about
7. Talking to someone at the urinals that you'd never, ever talk to when sober.
8. saying to every cnut in the pub 'sorry mate' when you bump into them
9. Staying up 'til this hour posting sh1te like this.

So, when I asked what I was missing....this was it...?

But I managed No. 9 on just two glasses of Dry Martini.

Maybe I'll work my way up to No. 7.

Fago!

Sharpshooter wrote: »

No dice then.:eek:

aww:(

Sharpshooter wrote: »

No dice then.:p

AWWW! :(

Armin_Tamzarian

Being drunk is.....
Usually not accepted as a defence by the courts...

starbelgrade

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Being drunk is.....
Usually not accepted as a defence by the courts...

Especially not in drink driving cases

Judge; "The accused is charged with being intoxicated & in charge of a motor vehicle on the night of May 22nd, 2009 at 3am on the N4 near the Mullingar exit. How do you plead?"

Defendant; "But I was drunk at the time!"

Case Closed.

Sharpshooter

alwaysadub wrote: »

That's what i get for answering after having a whole glass of wine:(

Big glass then?:pac:

Shulgin wrote: »

Being drunk is sh1t compared to other drugs.:D

Prefer mushrooms myself.!

I was hungry, now I'm starving.:mad:

/note to self..Shulgin..

Fago! wrote: »

aww


AWWW! :(

Aww, have you got the wubblewuwss?:(

YouTalkinToMe

lying on the floor trying not to hang on,its also the craziest state ive ever been in.

Gang of Gin

ibarelycare wrote: »

Who can say the word mryiad myradi myriad when drunk?

Easy to say the word, I suppose. You probably mean to spell it... easy too. A pedant would say so. A former stenographer too.

Fago!

Sharpshooter wrote: »

Aww, have you got the wubblewuwss?:(

No!

*sniffles*

Baww