Have you ever fancied someone purely based on their posts/threads?

donfers

I haven't but that's because I am shallow and can only fancy people if I meet them and see them in person.

I intend never again making the mistake of dating an articulate, profound, witty, insightful, soulful yet unhealthily obese woman.

what about you?

Morlar

donfers wrote: »

I haven't but that's because I am shallow and can only fancy people if I meet them and see them in person.

I intend never again making the mistake of dating an articulate, profound, witty, insightful, soulful yet unhealthily obese woman.

what about you?

When you say posts are we including avatars here ?

donfers

Morlar wrote: »

When you say posts are we including avatars here ?

if you must

StormWarrior

I find Wicknight's posts in the Christianity forum sexy.

almostnever

No, but I've hated/disliked plenty of people based on that criteria.

FearDark

I'm the Meg Griffin of AH. Nobody loves me...

Latchy

No , Almost never , no not the username I'm saying almost never

there are a few who for want of better word have ' Charismatic' posting skills

FearDark

Can't say I fancy anyone based on their posts, I dont really remember specific posters my brain doesn't work that way but occasionally I see a post and I think mmm, sounds like my type of girl!

On the other hand, there are a few posters here who annoy the living **** out of me, I can spot their posts a mile away even before I read the name beside their post. I wont mention any names but they are

****

,

******

, and

*********

.

Gobshítes.

Yeah you looked.

Novella

I think you can have a post crush on someone, as in read their posts and pretty much always think they're smart/lovely/funny, but it's difficult to 'fancy' someone you've never seen. I've read certain posters posts and always agreed with them or thought they seemed like someone I'd get along with, that's about it.

Rented Mule

How could someone not be impressed by my dangling participles ?

landsleaving

Morlar wrote: »

When you say posts are we including avatars here ?

Abigayle?

To be honest I'm madly in love with Feeky Magee. I'd also like to offer grinds to anyone who needs them.

Diabhal Beag

Is that even possible? Always wonder if the wimmin boardsies are secretly men pretending to have tits.

So no is the answer.

Carl Sagan

I was going to say G'em from the Fitness and Nutrition forums, but that's mainly because she's way stronger than me, so it doesn't really fit the criteria.

FearDark

There are wimmin boardsies??

Ruu_Old

No.

Kasabian

No , I can't say I have. There are some boardsies that are very witty and articulate , who I reckon would be a good laugh to be around if their personality is anything like their persona on here. Then there are some that are just irratating , one trick ponies.


There are a couple of good looking girls around here , mainly in Westmeath and Kerry.;):):pac:

BBDBB

only if you can determine a ladies chest measurements from a post

so YES, absolutely:D

Ste.phen

We're this far into the thread already and nobody's mentioned Pighead?

SugarHigh

I'd shag dudess

*Thread is now awkward*

donfers

BBDBB wrote: »

only if you can determine a ladies chest measurements from a post

so YES, absolutely:D

funnily enough, there is a theory put out there by linguistic expert steve pinkner...

that if someone writes in a loose style, without capitals and spaces out their sentences....

well then they might have big congo bongos...

i.e. on a subconscious level they don't feel the need to compensate for a lack of size in the bewbage department

FearDark

Ste.phen wrote: »

We're this far into the thread already and nobody's mentioned Pighead?

Head like a pig... whats to fancy?

/awaits pighead anagram of my username.

Kasabian

Rearfakd

BBDBB

donfers wrote: »

funnily enough, there is a theory put out there by linguistic expert steve pinkner...

that if someone writes in a loose style, without capitals and spaces out there sentences....

well then they might have big congo bongos...

i.e. on a subconscious level they don't feel the need to compensate for a lack of size in the bewbage department

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theory dude:D

arybvtcw0eolkf

Morlar wrote: »

When you say posts are we including avatars here ?

I hope not - think its time to change my avatar!.

kraggy

Yeah I kinda like Dudess sometimes too, but in a very gf kind of way.

Sometimes she's say things and I'd really agree with her and it would be like one of those moments at a dinner or across the table in a pub where we'd make eye contact and that would be the beginning of our long-term relationship.

But then she comes out with a clanger sometimes that I absolutely disagree with and I'd feel like saying, "get into that kitchen and cook me some eggs bitch."

So yeah, like a bf-gf relationship. Potentially.

efb

If it works on gaydar why not here?

StormWarrior

Asher Dry Crawfish wrote: »

I hope not - think its time to change my avatar!.

People have avatars here? Why can't I see any?

SugarHigh

kraggy wrote: »

Yeah I kinda like Dudess sometimes too, but in a very gf kind of way.

Sometimes she's say things and I'd really agree with her and it would be like one of those moments at a dinner or across the table in a pub where we'd make eye contact and that would be the beginning of our long-term relationship.

But then she comes out with a clanger sometimes that I absolutely disagree with and I'd feel like saying, "get into that kitchen and cook me some eggs bitch."

So yeah, like a bf-gf relationship. Potentially.

I'd like to distance myself from whoever this guy is.

brummytom

landsleaving wrote: »

I'd also like to offer grinds to anyone who needs them.

Yes please.



Anyone who appears to be female is appealing to me

*winks at Tar*

alwaysadub

Oh yeah,a few people actually.


I'm not telling who though

Cypher_sounds

How does one know whether the poster is male of female?

Kasabian

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

How does one know whether the poster is male of female?

If they have coloured stars it's a girl

epgc3fyqirnbsx

I think Ibarelycare has a couple of crushes but she's very secretive about them :P

I fancy just about all of the lady posters, when I'm not posting I'm perving in the KYN thread

brummytom

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

How does one know whether the poster is male of female?

Female posters have vaginas

Kasabian

Ahmed Tangy Theorem wrote: »

I think Ibarelycare has a couple of crushes but she's very secretive about them :P

I fancy just about all of the lady posters, when I'm not posting I'm perving in the KYN thread

I fancy you McGurk;)

My name is URL

You all have lovel e-bottoms

Stercus Accidit

All right, let's get down to business, no need to be coy.

Who here is female and fancies me?

Ante up ladies, time to show you hand, the horses have bolted, go for gold,... checkmate.

drunkmonkey

They chick with the big red lips, she's makes me blush!

@K ; )

NothingMan

Have you looked in know your nerds/loungers? You can definitley fancy some people based on those posts!


Minidazzler's a fox! Especially in that dress.

jigglywoo

Only if their posts contain hot pictures of themselves

Sea Sharp

Yes, based on posts where they include photos of themselves.

StormWarrior

Kasabian wrote: »

If they have coloured stars it's a girl

How does that happen?

we'llallhavetea_old

oh yeah definitely. i've mentally humped most of you lot by now.

Kasabian

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oh yeah definitely. i've mentally humped most of you lot by now.

Your becoming a legend around here

Cypher_sounds

Kasabian wrote: »

If they have coloured stars it's a girl

Cheers for the heads up, your a star, a colorful one at that.

brummytom wrote: »

Female posters have vaginas

Ahh yes the smart ass poster who thinks hes funny. I've been warned about these, run along now.

Jaxxy

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oh yeah definitely. i've mentally humped most of you lot by now.

+1. I've thought about what most of you would be like in bed. There are one or two of you that I'd like to corrupt.

Kasabian

StormWarrior wrote: »

How does that happen?

Sorry , I'm not a scientist

parker kent

There are some serious hotties in the "Know your..." threads. So that is a hell yeah from me!

Deus Ex Machina

The word fancy connotes too strong a feeling of respect, the kind of things that relationships are based on. I have lust for people after reading their posts, I want a one night stand with them. That is why I waaaa over them.

phasers

I fancy someone here purely because of their posts


I saw a picture and they're an ugly fcuker

NothingMan

Cypher_sounds wrote: »

Ahh yes the smart ass poster who thinks hes funny. I've been warned about these, run along now.

Picking on Brummy is a bad idea, he's like the little brother we never had!