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MY ****ING BALLS ARE BLEEDING!!

SugarHigh · 2010-05-18 22:23:37

I know there are a million of these at this stage but this one is special. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgDyvjY5AVQ

18-05-2010 10:23pm

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I know there are a million of these at this stage but this one is special.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgDyvjY5AVQ

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#2 18-05-2010 10:25pm

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I got all hot around the neck! Fúckin' hell! And I wouldn't be a queezy person either!

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#3 18-05-2010 10:35pm

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I feel like crying

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#4 18-05-2010 10:37pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bB5xL577r4

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#5 18-05-2010 10:43pm

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Bonito wrote: »

I got all hot around the neck! Fúckin' hell! And I wouldn't be a queezy person either!

If the skateboard didn't break it probably would have been a lot worse.:eek:

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#6 18-05-2010 10:45pm

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I don't get it. Doesn't look like he landed on his sac. Maybe a splinter from the boards shot up and cut him?

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#7 18-05-2010 10:49pm

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Bonito wrote: »

I don't get it. Doesn't look like he landed on his sac. Maybe a splinter from the boards shot up and cut him?

The board flipped up and since the board is longer than his legs it was holding him up by the balls until it broke.

If you go to the 20 second mark there is a kid in green holding his own testicles in despair.

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#8 18-05-2010 10:51pm

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Ah I seen it. Just at the 7-8 second mark. Broke unevenly.

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#9 18-05-2010 10:56pm

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replay at end sounded like a gun shot, and felt like one two i guess:D

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#10 18-05-2010 10:58pm

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I don't even have balls and I squeezed my legs together really tight watching that :(

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#11 18-05-2010 11:02pm

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#12 18-05-2010 11:31pm

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I laughed

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#13 18-05-2010 11:39pm

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oh fcuk that. thank god vaginas can take a fair beating.

*pats vagina in appreciation*

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#14 18-05-2010 11:43pm

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you're breaking my balls here guys

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#15 18-05-2010 11:54pm

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Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???

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#16 18-05-2010 11:59pm

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DazMarz wrote: »

Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???

the skateboard flips back up right before he lands and he smacks down on it.

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#17 19-05-2010 12:11am

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DazMarz wrote: »

Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???

You try hittin the board with that force, I doubt there was much trouble breakin the skin with that one!

My God that's horrible, I had to make sure mine were ok after watchin that! That poor lad/eunuch

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#18 19-05-2010 12:19am

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DazMarz wrote: »

Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???

He sat on the end of it! (at about 30g) :eek:

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#19 19-05-2010 12:39am

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DEAR SWEET JESUS, I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN!!! ARGH!!!:(:eek:

That poor kid!!!

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#20 19-05-2010 10:34am

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DazMarz wrote: »

DEAR SWEET JESUS, I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN!!! ARGH!!!:(:eek:

That poor kid!!!

Yea at first I felt sorry for him but then I remembered how annoying skateboarders are so I laughed instead. He also looks like Justin Beiber so he sort of had this coming.

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#21 19-05-2010 10:37am

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You gotta love Skateboarders, hours of endless entertainment from their injuries

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#22 19-05-2010 10:39am

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HELP, I can't stop laughing! Every time I almost calm down I hear "MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING!" or "I CUT MY BAAALLS!" and I start again

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#23 19-05-2010 10:48am

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The key point here folks is that the board broke before it impaled him, hence some nice sharp wood meets balls.

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#24 19-05-2010 11:38am

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That's just wrong.

I think that's how this thread started
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055915519

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#25 19-05-2010 11:44am

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the thing that got to me was when he said he's balls are bleeding the first thing one of his mates did was whip out his camera phone

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#26 19-05-2010 12:16pm

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tfitzgerald wrote: »

the thing that got to me was when he said he's balls are bleeding the first thing one of his mates did was whip out his camera phone

To call for paramedics I would assume

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#27 19-05-2010 1:10pm

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delly wrote: »

To call for paramedics I would assume

Nah, it was to make a sweet youtube vid!

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#28 19-05-2010 4:35pm

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BALLS!!

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#29 19-05-2010 4:57pm

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SugarHigh wrote: »

If the skateboard didn't break it probably would have been a lot worse.:eek:

Take it form an experienced skater, if the board didn't break he would have been fine.

His feet could have been millimeters closer to center of the board but otherwise that was pretty perfect.

I've seen plenty of boards breaking over the years but I've never seen the center snap from pressure being applied over both ends.
My guess would be that he had came down on the center pretty hard prior to this event and as a result, the center was weakened/cracked.

Really unfortunate and I can sympathise, I've messed myself up plenty of times.

Still though, I laughed... Hard.

Proof that boards can take a lot of abuse, here's a video of my mate.
All you need to watch it the first trick really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_dqH7mJU9s

Those steps are about as high as the second floor of a two story house.

I've rolled up to them and chickened out.

Edit: There's actually a good few big drops in that video.
Another big stair set at 2:18

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#30 19-05-2010 5:02pm

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CianRyan wrote: »

Proof that boards can take a lot of abuse, here's a video of my mate.
All you need to watch it the first trick really.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_dqH7mJU9s

Those steps are about as high as the second floor of a two story house.

I've rolled up to them and chickened out.

haha, i love the look of amazement on his face "first shot!"

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#31 19-05-2010 5:17pm

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we'llallhavetea wrote: »

oh fcuk that. thank god vaginas can take a fair beating.

*pats vagina in appreciation*

you have no idea how funny i found that statement, funny but sooo true

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#32 19-05-2010 5:43pm

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I love the massive amount of concern his peers showed there, funniest thing about the video TBH, that and the fella jumping up to get his phone out of his pocket to to start recording just when he says he is bleeding!

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