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MY ****ING BALLS ARE BLEEDING!!

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  • #2
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I got all hot around the neck! Fúckin' hell! And I wouldn't be a queezy person either!


  • #3
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    I feel like crying :(


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bB5xL577r4


  • #5
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Bonito wrote: »
    I got all hot around the neck! Fúckin' hell! And I wouldn't be a queezy person either!
    If the skateboard didn't break it probably would have been a lot worse.:eek:


  • #6
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    I don't get it. Doesn't look like he landed on his sac. Maybe a splinter from the boards shot up and cut him?


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  • #7
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    Bonito wrote: »
    I don't get it. Doesn't look like he landed on his sac. Maybe a splinter from the boards shot up and cut him?
    The board flipped up and since the board is longer than his legs it was holding him up by the balls until it broke.

    If you go to the 20 second mark there is a kid in green holding his own testicles in despair.


  • #8
    Bonito
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭Bonito


    Ah I seen it. Just at the 7-8 second mark. Broke unevenly.


  • #9
    argosy2006
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    replay at end sounded like a gun shot, and felt like one two i guess:D


  • #10
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I don't even have balls and I squeezed my legs together really tight watching that :(:(


  • #11
    Fago!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,647 ✭✭✭✭Fago!


    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


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  • #12
    Mc Love
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,015 ✭✭✭✭Mc Love


    I laughed


  • #13
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    oh fcuk that. thank god vaginas can take a fair beating.

    *pats vagina in appreciation*


  • #14
    Zombienosh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,911 ✭✭✭Zombienosh


    you're breaking my balls here guys


  • #15
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???:confused:


  • #16
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???:confused:

    the skateboard flips back up right before he lands and he smacks down on it.


  • #17
    hairyleprechaun
    Registered Users Posts: 106 ✭✭hairyleprechaun


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???:confused:

    You try hittin the board with that force, I doubt there was much trouble breakin the skin with that one!

    My God that's horrible, I had to make sure mine were ok after watchin that! That poor lad/eunuch


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    DazMarz wrote: »
    Maybe I'm blind or something, but what exactly would have caused his balls to start bleeding??? I can't see anything apart from a bad fall, tbh???:confused:
    He sat on the end of it! (at about 30g) :eek:


  • #19
    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    DEAR SWEET JESUS, I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN!!! ARGH!!!:(:eek:

    That poor kid!!!


  • #20
    SugarHigh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,265 ✭✭✭SugarHigh


    DazMarz wrote: »
    DEAR SWEET JESUS, I JUST WATCHED IT AGAIN!!! ARGH!!!:(:eek:

    That poor kid!!!

    Yea at first I felt sorry for him but then I remembered how annoying skateboarders are so I laughed instead. He also looks like Justin Beiber so he sort of had this coming.


  • #21
    The Recliner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,630 ✭✭✭The Recliner


    You gotta love Skateboarders, hours of endless entertainment from their injuries


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  • #22
    Kazuma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Kazuma


    HELP, I can't stop laughing! Every time I almost calm down I hear "MY BALLS ARE BLEEDING!" or "I CUT MY BAAALLS!" and I start again :(


  • #23
    delly
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    The key point here folks is that the board broke before it impaled him, hence some nice sharp wood meets balls.


  • #24
    Morlar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,273 ✭✭✭Morlar


    That's just wrong.

    I think that's how this thread started
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055915519


  • #25
    tfitzgerald
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭tfitzgerald


    the thing that got to me was when he said he's balls are bleeding the first thing one of his mates did was whip out his camera phone


  • #26
    delly
    Moderators, Home & Garden Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭delly


    tfitzgerald wrote: »
    the thing that got to me was when he said he's balls are bleeding the first thing one of his mates did was whip out his camera phone

    To call for paramedics I would assume


  • #27
    Yitzhak Rabin
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,225 ✭✭✭Yitzhak Rabin


    delly wrote: »
    To call for paramedics I would assume

    Nah, it was to make a sweet youtube vid!


  • #28
    waffleman
    Registered Users Posts: 580 ✭✭✭waffleman


    BALLS!!


  • #29
    CianRyan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭CianRyan


    SugarHigh wrote: »
    If the skateboard didn't break it probably would have been a lot worse.:eek:

    Take it form an experienced skater, if the board didn't break he would have been fine.

    His feet could have been millimeters closer to center of the board but otherwise that was pretty perfect.

    I've seen plenty of boards breaking over the years but I've never seen the center snap from pressure being applied over both ends.
    My guess would be that he had came down on the center pretty hard prior to this event and as a result, the center was weakened/cracked.

    Really unfortunate and I can sympathise, I've messed myself up plenty of times.

    Still though, I laughed... Hard.

    Proof that boards can take a lot of abuse, here's a video of my mate.
    All you need to watch it the first trick really.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_dqH7mJU9s

    Those steps are about as high as the second floor of a two story house.

    I've rolled up to them and chickened out.

    Edit: There's actually a good few big drops in that video.
    Another big stair set at 2:18


  • #30
    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    CianRyan wrote: »
    Proof that boards can take a lot of abuse, here's a video of my mate.
    All you need to watch it the first trick really.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_dqH7mJU9s

    Those steps are about as high as the second floor of a two story house.

    I've rolled up to them and chickened out.

    haha, i love the look of amazement on his face "first shot!"


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  • #31
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    oh fcuk that. thank god vaginas can take a fair beating.

    *pats vagina in appreciation*

    you have no idea how funny i found that statement, funny but sooo true :D


  • #32
    homer simpson
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,852 ✭✭✭homer simpson


    I love the massive amount of concern his peers showed there, funniest thing about the video TBH, that and the fella jumping up to get his phone out of his pocket to to start recording just when he says he is bleeding!


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