What would you do, Facebook friend request..

FearDark

Another facebook thread I'm afraid! Just got a "friend request" from a girl I havn't seen in years, last time I saw her I was pretty drunk, infact I was bearly able to stand. Still, that didn't stop me from attempting to get my Nat King Cole with her.

Chatting to her in the pub, talking bollocks most of the night, anyway end up back at hers, nice huh... Anyway things started getting hot and steamy up in the bedroom, two of us naked, skin on skin, ooooh yeah, its all goin great. So we start to play hide the sausage and midway through (about 30 seconds in) I fall off the end of the bed and get wedged upsidedown stuck between the end of the bed and the wall/radiator, and I mean completely wedged. I could not move. I was stuck.

As I was totally wasted I kind of, well... just stayed there for a while. When I got myself out after a few minutes she had dissappeared into another bedroom. The realisation of what had happened just sank in with me, I popped my head around the door and just said "G'nite... uhh sorry" and I stumbled off down the stairs, hoping that I would never see or hear from this girl ever again.

So a few minutes ago I just got a friend request, do I accept? What are the pros/cons of this situation?
*Pic on page 4

stellarartois

Do whatever you like. It doesn't bother me.

Hmmm, either this is your glorious 2nd chance, or more likely, she is a facebook friend collector. You know the sort, someone you barely know that adds you and when you look at their profile they have like 800 friends, most of whom they probably also barely know.

I guess the most pertinent question here is: is she hot?

Daemos

Pros: Sex

Cons: Using Facebook

orourkeda

Dont fall off the bed and stay sober.

faigs

Fupping hilarious. Add her, you've nothing to lose, and you might get another chance to bury the baldy fella...

Turtyturd

Accept it and tell her it was the best sex you ever had, she will be impressed....or feel really sorry for you and offer you pity sex.

antodeco

Pro: Sex
Cons: Herpes

orourkeda

use fuckbook instead

Sharpshooter

FearDark wrote: »

So we start to play hide the sausage and midway through (about 30 seconds in) I fall off the end of the bed and get wedged upsidedown stuck between the end of the bed and the wall/radiator, and I mean completely wedged. I could not move. I was stuck.

When I got myself out after a few minutes she had dissappeared into another bedroom.

Silly girl, what a wasted opportunity.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Stuck between a bed + a radiator/wall

=

Sex fail.


...you will have to do the sex test again im afraid.

Turtyturd

orourkeda wrote: »

use fuckbook instead

You already got a go.

Danbo!

FearDark wrote: »

When I got myself out after a few minutes she had dissappeared into another bedroom. The realisation of what had happened just sank in with me, I popped my head around the door and just said "G'nite... uhh sorry" and I stumbled off down the stairs

1. Accept the request
2. Ask does she still have your clothes.

holy guacamole

You're a bloke so any situation where there is even the remotest possibility of sex should be seized upon with immediate haste.

All you've got to lose is your dignity and everyone knows that dignified people are thunderous bores.

Sea Sharp

You've already been in there so I'd say you're in there.

Larianne

Don't do it. She obviously just wants to be friends to show her friends who the guy is her hilarious funny story she's told over and over again.

Scarlit.

Topper Harley

Hmm, awkward! Fcuk it, go for it. I see where you're coming from but she was probably twisted at the time as well and just looks back on it and laughs or maybe even forgets. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall for that. Not the porn but you being jammed down the side of the bed like a gob****e.

Daemos

holy guacamole wrote: »

All you've got to lose is your dignity and everyone knows that dignified people are thunderous bores.

Hey there's another pro, he's already lost his dignity with this one so he's got nothing left to lose. Nice.

starbelgrade

This must be the first case of a man trying to play "hide the sausage" with a woman & taking it to the extreme where he literally hid the sausage - between the bed & the radiator.

FearDark

Stupid quote tags arent working for me today.

Anyway, Is she hot? I'd describe her as meh... Not fantastic, but not a lagoon creature either.

Someone said that she's adding me to show her friends who the freak was who got stuck at the end of her bed was, this maybe true, but how do I know, I mean - If i decline I could be doing myself out of a ride, If I accept I could be open to ridicule, more than what I'm getting on this thread, and ridicule from real people I know not just internetz peoples.

Its a tough one.

Larianne

FearDark wrote: »

Stupid quote tags arent working for me today.

Anyway, Is she hot? I'd describe her as meh... Not fantastic, but not a lagoon creature either.

Someone said that she's adding me to show her friends who the freak was who got stuck at the end of her bed was, this maybe true, but how do I know, I mean - If i decline I could be doing myself out of a ride, If I accept I could be open to ridicule, more than what I'm getting on this thread, and ridicule from real people I know not just internetz peoples.

Its a tough one.

I never called you a freak. Is there something you're not telling us about this story?

FearDark

Larianne wrote: »

I never called you a freak. Is there something you're not telling us about this story?

I was doing a David Carradine on it at the time.

Hackysack

Ah do it. You might get another go. And sure who cares if her mates (that you don't even know) laugh at you. You must have had a good laugh at yourself though. It's a funny story like.

itsallaboutheL

Linky??

Turtyturd

FearDark wrote: »

I was doing a David Carradine on it at the time.

Kung Fu?

TheZohanS

FearDark wrote: »

Anyway things started getting hot and steamy up in the bedroom, two of us naked, skin on skin, ooooh yeah, its all goin great. So we start to play hide the sausage and midway through (about 30 seconds in) I fall off the end of the bed and get wedged upsidedown stuck between the end of the bed and the wall/radiator, and I mean completely wedged. I could not move. I was stuck.

As I was totally wasted I kind of, well... just stayed there for a while. When I got myself out after a few minutes she had dissappeared into another bedroom. The realisation of what had happened just sank in with me, I popped my head around the door and just said "G'nite... uhh sorry" and I stumbled off down the stairs, hoping that I would never see or hear from this girl ever again.

LOL if I failed that badly I certainly wouldn't be posting it on a public forum.

m@cc@

You've used term 'Nat King Cole' and 'hide the sausage' for sex = you got fuck all (again).

Darlughda

Oh go for it OP!
Send her a raunchy private message, she might be up for a second chance, gotta say she sounds a bit snotty, (why wouldnt she, erm, go for it while you were there and all powerless etc... ), then if you dont get a reply, delete her!

FearDark

Turtyturd wrote: »

Kung Fu?

From Wikipedia.

On June 4, 2009, David Carradine was found dead in his room at the Swissôtel Nai Lert Park Hotel on Wireless Road, near Sukhumvit Road, in central Bangkok, Thailand. He was in Bangkok to shoot his latest film, Stretch. A police official said Carradine was found hanging by a rope in the room's closet, causing immediate speculation that his death was suicidal. However, evidence suggested that his death was the result of autoerotic asphyxiation. Two autopsies were conducted and concluded that the death was not caused by suicide. The cause of death became widely accepted as "accidental asphyxiation".

**** with a rope around his neck.

BrokenArrows

haha, i just burst out laughing really loudly.
forgot its late and there are people asleep in the house.

Turtyturd

FearDark wrote: »

From Wikipedia.


**** with a rope around his neck.

Probably should have tied the rope to the bed and you wouldn't be in this problem, no?

Gillington

Accept,then have a good aul gawk at the pics that reveal the most bewbage and fiddle around with your mister,then block her as a friend.

At least you'll get closure.

El Weirdo

holy guacamole wrote: »

You're a bloke so any situation where there is even the remotest possibility of sex should be seized upon with immediate haste.

All you've got to lose is your virginity and everyone knows that virginified people are thunderous bores.

FYP

El Weirdo

El Weirdo wrote: »

FYP

Lol virginified.

dkdavey67

start your first facebook comment to her as " remember that time I was giving you an almighty clatter f*ck and I went and got myself stuck down the side of the bed " ..... then gauge her reaction

FearDark

dkdavey67 wrote: »

start your first facebook comment to her as " remember that time I was giving you an almighty clatter f*ck and I went and got myself stuck down the side of the bed " ..... then gauge her reaction

I dont know how I would post that as subtle as you just did there.

Deus Ex Machina

FearDark wrote: »

Another facebook thread I'm afraid! Just got a "friend request" from a girl I havn't seen in years, last time I saw her I was pretty drunk, infact I was bearly able to stand. Still, that didn't stop me from attempting to get my Nat King Cole with her.

Chatting to her in the pub, talking bollocks most of the night, anyway end up back at hers, nice huh... Anyway things started getting hot and steamy up in the bedroom, two of us naked, skin on skin, ooooh yeah, its all goin great. So we start to play hide the sausage and midway through (about 30 seconds in) I fall off the end of the bed and get wedged upsidedown stuck between the end of the bed and the wall/radiator, and I mean completely wedged. I could not move. I was stuck.

As I was totally wasted I kind of, well... just stayed there for a while. When I got myself out after a few minutes she had dissappeared into another bedroom. The realisation of what had happened just sank in with me, I popped my head around the door and just said "G'nite... uhh sorry" and I stumbled off down the stairs, hoping that I would never see or hear from this girl ever again.

So a few minutes ago I just got a friend request, do I accept? What are the pros/cons of this situation?

Awful thread.

MightyMighty737

You sir, are a hero. Gave me a good laugh!

Accept it for the craic, see where it gets ya. Only need to worry about her showing you to her friends if you have any mutual contacts on FB. If not, it's your duty to try and get the sex.

FearDark

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Awful thread.

Your threads are just FACINATING!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=12058721

Sharpshooter

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Awful thread.

Just ignore it so, each to their own.;)

Deus Ex Machina

Deus Ex Machina wrote: »

Awful thread.

This thread has potential for awesomeness. Who's to say that it mightn't be the next "I think my grinds teacher fancies me" ? You'll look silly then!









Or it will drift into obscurity and I will look silly.

opinion guy

FearDark wrote: »

Anyway, Is she hot? I'd describe her as meh... Not fantastic, but not a lagoon creature either.

I distinctly remember the lagoon creature was a hot naked chick in that documentary I saw.....what was it called again....oh yeah.... Blue Lagoon...

dkdavey67

FearDark wrote: »

I dont know how I would post that as subtle as you just did there.

well if you wanted to bring some class to that hazy evening of clatter f*ucking you could just insert " romancing the stone " instead of clatter f*uck. " remembar that time we were romancing the stone and i got stuck...etc " women love michael douglas themed inuendo.

quicklickpaddy

This is a brilliant thread...

Please explain how the f*ck you managed to fall off the bed and get stuck? I can't really imagine how it happened... Most plausible explanation is probably a wary knee off the side of the bed and falling down to the side? But you said "end of the bed"... So, maybe I'm missing something very obvious here and I can't see it but I'm hoping it was more of a dramatic incident, maybe going doggy, trying something exotic and somehow managing to flip yourself over the girl and off the end of the bed upsidedown.

Genuine question by the way.

cian1500ww

FearDark wrote: »

...So we start to play hide the sausage...

I lol'd :P

pikachucheeks

You have to wonder why she's so desperate for facebook friends if she's adding the rubbish drunken one night stand she had a few months ago! :pac:

Deus Ex Machina

Deleted User wrote: »

This thread has potential for awesomeness. Who's to say that it mightn't be the next "I think my grinds teacher fancies me" ? You'll look silly then!









Or it will drift into obscurity and I will look silly.

Nope, either way I was expressing my opinion, which is impervious to those of the populace.

PrettyBoy

Accept her man, story is pretty damn funny, you two can look back and laugh.

PrettyBoy

PrettyBoy wrote: »

Accept her man, story is pretty damn funny, you two can look back and laugh.

Definately..


Anyway, im of to have a look at "I think my grinds teacher fancies me"..
Cant wait...have a feelin tis gonna be good..

CK75

just had a friend request myself from someone I dont like and I dont think she is too fond of me either..... I accepted the friend request sure its only Facebook - bit of a laugh. Some people collect friends like stamps though! a friend request on facebook is not like a friend request in real life its all just cyber friendship I suppose!

CK75

CK75 wrote: »

a friend request on facebook is not like a friend request in real life

Do people request your friendship in real life?...you must rock..