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Pecs V Moobs- Definitive criteria

  • 05-05-2010 12:47pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭


    Are you sporting a pair of muscular pecs, or are they just two big slabs of fat? How do you know? I am willing to put forward my criteria, feel free to disagree or add your own.

    For your chest to be pectacular instead of moobilicious:

    Viewed from the front, the point on your chest which has the highest value on the Z axis (ie: the furtherest point forward) must be above the nipples. If the nipples are the furthest point forward they aren't pecs I'm afraid.

    Your chest, viewed from a 45 degree angle to your sagittal suture, will have a rounded rather than a pointy shape.

    You must be able to make your pectoral muscles jump noticeably in time to music.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    I have pecs,L has moobs...cardio hasnt hit purbety yet....they should drop soon


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Allright Cats... excellent.



    angry-cat-is-fat.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 821 ✭✭✭xgtdec


    i think i have mecs...or peubs or something, muscle, with a lill fat and can make'em dance slow to medium tempo...does that count?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    Are you sporting a pair of muscular pecs, or are they just two big slabs of fat? How do you know? I am willing to put forward my criteria, feel free to disagree or add your own.

    For your chest to be pectacular instead of moobilicious:

    Viewed from the front, the point on your chest which has the highest value on the Z axis (ie: the furtherest point forward) must be above the nipples. If the nipples are the furthest point forward they aren't pecs I'm afraid.

    Your chest, viewed from a 45 degree angle to your sagittal suture, will have a rounded rather than a pointy shape.

    You must be able to make your pectoral muscles jump noticeably in time to music.

    Why can't you have both.
    That is to say, fat on your chest AND be able to adduct your arms....?:confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    xgtdec wrote: »
    i think i have mecs...or peubs or something, muscle, with a lill fat and can make'em dance slow to medium tempo...does that count?

    Are your nipples the furthest thing forward?

    From the back do they look rounded or pointy?

    Can the jump independently to every beat of this tune?

    If, and only if, you answer with three yeses do you have pecs, anything else and you're in moob territory.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    d'Oracle wrote: »
    Why can't you have both.
    That is to say, fat on your chest AND be able to adduct your arms....?:confused:

    By all means offer competing criteria.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,025 ✭✭✭d'Oracle


    By all means offer competing criteria.

    The not particularly subtle point of my post was that if you have manboobs you still have pecs, ergo your post is nonsense.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,556 ✭✭✭Deus Ex Machina


    d'Oracle wrote: »
    The not particularly subtle point of my post was that if you have manboobs you still have pecs, ergo your post is nonsense.

    Out of my cool league sorry.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Are your nipples the furthest thing forward?

    From the back do they look rounded or pointy?

    Can the jump independently to every beat of this tune?

    If, and only if, you answer with three yeses do you have pecs, anything else and you're in moob territory.

    oh i get it

    /homo ?


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