In the Noclight: Pter

randylonghorn

In the Noclight this week, the man who doesn't believe in wasting vowels ... 'tis Pter!!

FewFew

Q 1 : If you had to choose between a kitten eating your face or a sparrow eating your face... which would you prefer? Imagine you're paralyzed and have been accosted by either of them and you can't do anything about it.

Handsome Bob

What pisses you off about society?

The world is facing extinction, pick your team of five (fictional) to save it.

What brought you to boards?

Who's your fave superhero besides for Supes? And supervillain?

Will you teach me your way with the women? :P

Galvasean

Iron Maiden or Metallica?

Hows the weather up there?

Got milk?

Alicat

Where were you born?

Have you got a favourite movie?

Can you drive? If yes, do you have a car and what type of car is it?

What colour is your sofa?

Can you wear pink and pull it off?

How do you like your steak?

Delirium

If there was a battle thread for biscuits, which biscuit would you choose to win and why??:P

FewFew

Where do you buy your underwear, and do you prefer Ys or Boxos?

Rhyme

How many shakes before it's playing with it?

FewFew

Do you find your toes attractive?

Do you find any toes attractive?

Have you ever seen toes that look like fingers?

Ew gross.

Rozabeez

moo?

Baggly

Fewcifur wrote: »

Q 1 : If you had to choose between a kitten eating your face or a sparrow eating your face... which would you prefer? Imagine you're paralyzed and have been accosted by either of them and you can't do anything about it.

Choose sparrow -> kitten eats sparrow -> kitten is full from sparrow -> i recover from paralysis just in time to power fist to victory

LZ5by5 wrote: »

What pisses you off about society?

People complaining but doing nothing about it. Not directed at anyone in particular, but i just find complaining doesnt really help anyone unless you do something to fix or change the problem or cause of the problem. Thats what i try to do anyway. But sure we are a society of complainers so what can ya do

LZ5by5 wrote: »

The world is facing extinction, pick your team of five (fictional) to save it.

Superman, Batman, Hulk, Dr. Fate and me. I wouldnt be much help but how awesome would it be to say i was on that team

LZ5by5 wrote: »

What brought you to boards?

I was PR officer for the DIT networking society (nerdsoc) and we were running a big LAN, so i think i came here to set up a thread for it

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Who's your fave superhero besides for Supes? And supervillain?

Emmmmm...well supes aint my favourite anymore....but i suppose Hulk. Fav villain is Darkseid.

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Will you teach me your way with the women? :P

Oh thats easy. Just keep telling them you are Brad Pitt. If you tell anyone something enough times, they will believe you. Seriously though, i get shot down alot as much as anyone else. I think im just too stupid to stop talking to people sometimes. Fortune favours the bold and brave i guess. Dont take any risks in love, you cant win anything.

Galvasean wrote: »

Iron Maiden or Metallica?

Metallica

Galvasean wrote: »

Hows the weather up there?

Temultuous

Galvasean wrote: »

Got milk?

Yes. Because i dont drink it, there is an abundance of undrunk milk here.

Alicat wrote: »

Where were you born?

The coombe hospital in Dublin. All 10lbs and 10 ounces of me. I was a big un.

Alicat wrote: »

Have you got a favourite movie?

I dont. Different moods require different movies. But movies i can pick up and watch whenever include forest gump, big fish and goodfellas.

Alicat wrote: »

Can you drive? If yes, do you have a car and what type of car is it?

Yes, i have a ford focus. Its a company car. His name is Harrison (Mk II)

Alicat wrote: »

What colour is your sofa?

Green. One is light green like lime and the other is dark green like shamrock

Alicat wrote: »

Can you wear pink and pull it off?

I can, I think so, i dont.

Alicat wrote: »

How do you like your steak?

Very well done if you are offering

koth wrote: »

If there was a battle thread for biscuits, which biscuit would you choose to win and why??:P

Hob nob. Easy win. Hard as nails, relatively. Plus tasty when i, in celebratory fashion, eat the winner.

Fewcifur wrote: »

Where do you buy your underwear, and do you prefer Ys or Boxos?

I like the hybrid type. Ys are too tight and boxers offer no support. The ones inbetween...although the name escapes me. And H&M.

Rhyme wrote: »

How many shakes before it's playing with it?

One. Cause like if one was excited enough, one is all it takes.

Fewcifur wrote: »

Do you find your toes attractive?

No. Mine are ick. And im pretty sure they came from an overgrown hobbit.

Fewcifur wrote: »

Do you find any toes attractive?

Not in particular. There are more fun places to be attracted to like. Why resort to toes.

Fewcifur wrote: »

Have you ever seen toes that look like fingers?
Ew gross.

I have.

Yeah

Baggly

Rozabeez wrote: »

moo?

Moo.

FewFew

Who would win in a fight: The Hulk or Superman?

Baggly

Superman. He already did once before.

And i know Hulk got super angry and strong since, but Supes lives to be at least 10000 years old and then he lives in the sun and then he gets a green lantern ring...actually he gets the only remaining ring; which he uses to crush an artificial sun.

So yeah, Supes.

FewFew

Pter wrote: »

Superman. He already did once before.

And i know Hulk got super angry and strong since, but Supes lives to be at least 10000 years old and then he lives in the sun and then he gets a green lantern ring...actually he gets the only remaining ring; which he uses to crush an artificial sun.

So yeah, Supes.

Wow, where have you seen the future of Superman!? Damn, I was hoping that question would take days to answer!

ToniTuddle

Would you sell your soul for a puppy?

Where is the bit of my toenail that is missing and could boards people be the cause of it?

Have you ever used a hairdryer to melt a bar of chocolate and eat it?

Delirium

Can you play any musicial instruments??

first concert you went to??

first album you bought??

Tirabaralla

Pter wrote: »

Emmmmm...well supes aint my favourite anymore....but i suppose Hulk. Fav villain is Darkseid.



Dont take any risks in love, you cant win anything.



Metallica

WHAT? Whos' the new one???

Hmmm...u sure u is Pter?

Good boy...and to remain in the "questions mode"...fave band eva?

Baggly

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Would you sell your soul for a puppy?

I would actually. Every weekend my sister and i sit down with my parents and outline the reasons why we should get a puppy. Might as well be talking to a puppy hating wall. Ah no, they dont hate puppies; they just dont want another doggie.

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Where is the bit of my toenail that is missing and could boards people be the cause of it?

I would imagine its in Bull and Castle, Sonic Temple or Westmoreland St, but i couldnt be sure. Methinks your shoes and general loveliness are the cause of it. All the boardsies couldnt get close enough to ya! Especially Roe.

ToniTuddle wrote: »

Have you ever used a hairdryer to melt a bar of chocolate and eat it?

I havent. But ask me after 6 today and i will have!

koth wrote: »

Can you play any musicial instruments??

I have a guitar, but only strum it messing around and playing the melody of house of the rising sun. I prefer to sing.

koth wrote: »

first concert you went to??

Foo Fighters in the Point. Awesome.

koth wrote: »

first album you bought??

Have no idea. Remember the first two singles; Scatman and Meatloaf. Awesome.

Tirabaralla wrote: »

WHAT? Whos' the new one???

Hmmm...u sure u is Pter?

Good boy...and to remain in the "questions mode"...fave band eva?

The new one is the Hulk i spose.

Favourite band ever is probably Muse. Or Foo fighters. Or Dire Straits. Or Rolling Stones.

Actually no, its the Beatles. But thats really obvious isnt it.

Baggly

Fewcifur wrote: »

Wow, where have you seen the future of Superman!? Damn, I was hoping that question would take days to answer!

Graphic novel entitled DC One Million. Not a bad little GN. Get it second hand though. Its overpriced new.

Galvasean

Got a favourite dinosaur?

Favourite Noc Beers/Noc Beers moment?

Are you coming to see Kick-Ass on Thursday? (see sig for details)

Will you be my new big brother?

Baggly

Galvasean wrote: »

Got a favourite dinosaur?

Favourite Noc Beers/Noc Beers moment?

Are you coming to see Kick-Ass on Thursday? (see sig for details)

Will you be my new big brother?

Bronchasaurus (sp?). The one with the big long neck from JP. Big and tall and ponderous and friendly. Like erkle...i mean, like me.

Emmm...The last halloween beers when i was dressed as Bizarro...with make up and all...Now i was dyin from the heat, so i got the picture taken for the competition and then went to wash it all off and revert back to regular Superman. And a boardsie i dont know came up to me and said (earnestly) 'you know Bizarro is here too....you guys should battle it out'. I said 'Oh i know...that was me' and he said 'No! Not superman! Bizarro....where has he gone.'

So obv my costume worked.

I already saw kick ass unfortunately...otherwise id be there.


You can ask my sister if im a good big brother. I probably am not. But yeah, sure. Also...im not sure im older than you....

Handsome Bob

What does Peter enjoy doing (besides for that)?

Favourite Lost character?

Favourite Lost episode?

Baggly

LZ5by5 wrote: »

What does Peter enjoy doing (besides for that)?

Love tag rugby, love playing football, love listening to music, love watching american tv shows, love swimming, love eating, love sleeping. Especially love sleeping.


EDIT: I also love going to Ironman 2 with nocs at the end of this month

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Favourite Lost character?

Favourite Lost episode?

Desmond or Sawyer. Moreso Desmond after last week.

Ah they are all the same in that they are all part of the story arc so for me, they all kind of merge into each other.

I liked it when Locke died though.

Alicat

You're on Death Row and you get to pick your last meal, what'll it be?

Did you have any pets as a child? If so, what animals were they and what names did they have?

First movie you remember watching in a cinema?

Are you a good stalker?

Do you wear a watch?

When you have to be somewhere are you generally early, late or on time?

Where are you right now?

Baggly

Alicat wrote: »

You're on Death Row and you get to pick your last meal, what'll it be?

Lasagne. Ill make it as well.

Alicat wrote: »

Did you have any pets as a child? If so, what animals were they and what names did they have?

We had a few goldfish...cant remember their names. One of them was called goldie i would imagine. I had a budgie called Bart and we had a jack russell terrier for misty up until last year.

Alicat wrote: »

First movie you remember watching in a cinema?

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

Alicat wrote: »

Are you a good stalker?

<.<

>.>

Who have you been talking to. I COULD be one i suppose. Im smart, resourceful and have the internet. But id rather take those skills and use them like Jack Bauer (ie for good) than for stalker reasons. But tbh, if you dont want someone finding something on the internet, dont put it there.

Alicat wrote: »

Do you wear a watch?

Not during work, or when im around the house...but if im going out, yeah i do. Its my big fat watch. Its big and fat.

Alicat wrote: »

When you have to be somewhere are you generally early, late or on time?

Always early. Always. Annoyingly so.

Alicat wrote: »

Where are you right now?

Just back from work doing the same ritual i have done since playschool. My post-being out all day nap. (except with internet this time)

Delirium

have you ever had an imaginary friend?? if yes, give details

is there a country you haven't been to that you want to travel to??

have you ever broken any bones??

Baggly

koth wrote: »

have you ever had an imaginary friend?? if yes, give details

is there a country you haven't been to that you want to travel to??

have you ever broken any bones??

I have not. But i usd to treat my Optimus Prime toy as a person. Because he is.

I want to go to Italy and New Zealand. And the Arctic. And most of South America. So yes. Ive been around most of Europe at this stage (apart from Italy) so im pretty sure after i go there (maybe soon) ill start going further afield.

I haven't. Ive been pretty lucky i suppose. Probably less lucky and more overly cautious. And hard. Obviously :pac:

Delirium

favourite part of south america that you've been to??

dream job??

you win the lotto, whats your first purchase??

Baggly

koth wrote: »

favourite part of south america that you've been to??

dream job??

you win the lotto, whats your first purchase??

Oh ive never been there....i want to go...

Philanthropist. Winning the euromillions would be a precursor to this.

My parents house. So i can say...'its MY house now. MY rules mwhahahaha'

No but really...id buy a rocket pack. You can get those now for 56K.

Tirabaralla

Pter wrote: »

The new one is the Hulk i spose.

Favourite band ever is probably Muse. Or Foo fighters. Or Dire Straits. Or Rolling Stones.

Actually no, its the Beatles. But thats really obvious isnt it.

That MY fave, and u knows it!

No, Beatles weren't obvious to me (me, I dont like them much much)

More questions...hmmmm....

Favorite chocolate?
That's a hard one.

Baggly

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Favorite chocolate?
That's a hard one.

golden crisp. Nyom

Nevyn

What have you seen which is stranger then a person drapped atop a mountain of beanbags?

Tirabaralla

Can you pick a favourite movie among them all?

Baggly

Thaedydal wrote: »

What have you seen which is stranger then a person drapped atop a mountain of beanbags?

haha no that's one of the stranger ones I've seen. But then IMO the no drama drama group revels and excells in it's unique weirdness. What would be stranger? I once saw a man eat his own face

/just lied

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Can you pick a favourite movie among them all?

big fish is a funny and sweet movie which I love. I think everyone should see it. Plus it has lots of lovely southern drawwwwling. (no cork accents though)

Handsome Bob

How would you describe yourself?

How do you think people view you?

Would you be confrontational if you heard something you didn't like or would you ignore it for the sake of peace?

Baggly

LZ5by5 wrote: »

How would you describe yourself?

How would i describe myself? Well i try and be a good man. A good friend or boyfriend or whatever. A good brother and son. I fail sometimes at all of these. Sometimes all at once. Im a little impulsive. My brain is in charge, but my heart and....other places...takes control sometimes. Im a bit of a jack of all trades. Ive never been able to stick to one thing so that i could say im that and only that.

LZ5by5 wrote: »

How do you think people view you??

How am i viewed? Well that depends on the perspective of the person looking. Some people don’t know me and might only see whats on the outside; a cocky and possibly brash person. But anyone who has been in contact with me for more than a year would probably have a good grasp on me being a kind and generous person. And very sarky sometimes. I know there are people that don’t like me or take me as disingenuous, but i hope there are more people who see me as a good person. But to be honest, i don’t know and can only hope. One thing i have learned is that you are rarely viewed as you expect you are.

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Would you be confrontational if you heard something you didn't like or would you ignore it for the sake of peace?

I would probably do one and then the other. You have been there with me Matt recently as i went through this process. I suppose id try and reason things through and wouldn’t directly confront the person in question unless i thought they were doing me a misservice or harming my friends or family. Its not my business to go around telling people what to do or not do, but it is my place to protect my friends and family. So i guess the answer is that it depends on the situation; i can be both :P

Delirium

1. Drink of choice on a night out??
2. can you speak any foreign languages??
3. would you rather live underwater or outerspace??
4. have you got any phobias??

Baggly

koth wrote: »

1. Drink of choice on a night out??

Bulmers (Apple or Pear) or Jameson and 7up.

koth wrote: »

2. can you speak any foreign languages??

I have smatterings of Polish, French and Italian, but i cant really hold a conversation in any of the three. Mostly i can just ask for food.

koth wrote: »

3. would you rather live underwater or outerspace??

Chances are ill get a rash underwater....chances are ill get superpowers in outerspace.

Outerspace.

koth wrote: »

4. have you got any phobias??

Falling from a height and snakes

Handsome Bob

Got any funny stories or jokes? :pac:

Baggly

LZ5by5 wrote: »

Got any funny stories or jokes? :pac:

Well i have my pancake joke. Remind me to tell you it next time we meet.

I never do good stories on demand and im terrible at telling jokes.

Tirabaralla

TY, I'll get to see Big Fish soon so, I wanted to anyway.

Burger King or McDonalds?

Eddie Rockets or KFC? (I think I know the answer to this one)

Coffee or Tea?

Ribena or Lucozade? (bleurgh both)

Red or white meat?

Gelato or Pizza?

Can u guess I am hungry?

Baggly

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Burger King or McDonalds?

Mcdonalds. They are both terrible, but Burger King always makes my tummy hurt.

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Eddie Rockets or KFC? (I think I know the answer to this one)

KFC. Easy :P

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Coffee or Tea?

Coffee. Im proper addicted now. Especially this week.

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Ribena or Lucozade? (bleurgh both)

Ribena

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Red or white meat?

Red

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Gelato or Pizza?

Oh god.....but i love both so....ice cream or pizza......arrrrgggg hardest question yet....emmmmm ice cream.

Tirabaralla wrote: »

Can u guess I am hungry?

Yeah...you live opposite a KFC. Go nuts woman!!

ToniTuddle

In mm how long is the nail on your big toe?

Have you ever punched anybody in your life?(beating up sister-if you did-when wee doesn't count!)

First thought waking up in morning?

What kind and how many pets would you want if you were able to have them?

Baggly

ToniTuddle wrote: »

In mm how long is the nail on your big toe?

Have you ever punched anybody in your life?(beating up sister-if you did-when wee doesn't count!)

First thought waking up in morning?

What kind and how many pets would you want if you were able to have them?

I don't have nails, I have talons.

Never punched anyone. Well not outside of kickboxing.

How soon can I have coffee!!!

3 dogs. One small one one middle one and one big one. And a falcon. He would be the king.

Tirabaralla

I must confess I think I prefer BK to KFC, I is sorry.

Do you know u are gonna be older soon? ^_^

entropi

:)Seems like I'm a bit late in here..anyways here goes:

You are given the title and resources of Lex Luthor, in which case you somehow replace him...what is your first task?

What made you get involved in Boards drama group?

Do you dance?

If I gave you five matches, some chewing gum and a small box of paperclips, could you build something better than McGuyver?

How tall are you?

What shoe size are you?

Favourite smell?

Favourite meal?

You are given the chance to become head lackey to The Joker, do you take it? (adding that there is no way you can double cross him for Bats)

What is your biggest victory moment?

What is your biggest fail moment?

Are you happy with the choice of actor for Captain America's movie role?

Who would win in this battle: Supes vs Bizarro?

Are you happy I currently have no more pending questions?

Baggly

Tirabaralla wrote: »

I must confess I think I prefer BK to KFC, I is sorry.

Do you know u are gonna be older soon? ^_^

I have a deal with god. I will stop aging this sunday. I will therefore eternally be 23. Which is Robbie Fowler (god)'s original shirt number.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

You are given the title and resources of Lex Luthor, in which case you somehow replace him...what is your first task?

Well am i still me? If im me i sit back and have a laugh. If im him i start grasping power and throw on some kryptonite gloves.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

What made you get involved in Boards drama group?

I went once to see what it was like. It was great fun but a bit too much off the wall for me. Sometimes its good for people to come out of their comfort zone. I like to stay well within

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Do you dance?

Well.....i suppose i do. Just not well.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

If I gave you five matches, some chewing gum and a small box of paperclips, could you build something better than McGuyver?

Am i the only one who thinks of flaming sticky crossbow when i see that list?

Master of Nothing wrote: »

How tall are you?

6'0 1/2
185cm

Master of Nothing wrote: »

What shoe size are you?

10 or 11. Depends on the shoe.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Favourite smell?

Apples.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Favourite meal?

Three deserts. Or a reverse menu where you start with desert.

Preferably pavlova or fruit salad or cheescake or chocolate cake. Or Meringue or sponge cake. Or ice cream.

And for mains....Tagliatelle

And for starter.....emmmm....I dunno...garlic bread or something. Fancy kind.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

You are given the chance to become head lackey to The Joker, do you take it? (adding that there is no way you can double cross him for Bats)

Hell no. Joker kills all his underlings. Bar Harley. Which is completely understandable lets be honest like.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

What is your biggest victory moment?

I dont think it has happened yet. But biggest to date would probably be winning Fresher of the year in college. That was pretty win.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

What is your biggest fail moment?

The shambles my life was in when i came back from studying in Holland for 6 months. Turns out its quite difficult to just drop your life for 6 months and then come back and pick it back up.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Are you happy with the choice of actor for Captain America's movie role?

Being pragmatic....who is gonna do a better job. No im not happy, but tbh i dont like Captain America as a character and i dont think he is gonna add much to the superhero genre. I hope im wrong though.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Who would win in this battle: Supes vs Bizarro?

Supes. He has done it loads like. People like to knock Supes but he rarely gets beaten and even when he does and for example, dies, he still comes back. Batman just has a better publicist.

entropi

Ok just a few more before I have dinner :P

Do you watch Come Dine With Me? or How I Met Your Mother?

How long have you been a Muse fan? (I iz fellow fan:D)

Favourite 5 Muse songs, and album?:)

Baggly

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Do you watch Come Dine With Me? or How I Met Your Mother?

Dont really watch CDWM anymore. Now and again. Its always recorded on the sky box so its easy enough to catch an ep in this house.

How i met your mother? Nah. Not for me.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

How long have you been a Muse fan? (I iz fellow fan:D)

I hadnt heard a note from them until Oxegen maybe 4 or 5 years ago. And i got up front for that gig (last band of the night) and the show and the songs and the magic they produced. Well...it was love at first sound. My lord im getting excited thinking about it.

Master of Nothing wrote: »

Favourite 5 Muse songs, and album?:)

Itunes tells me that these are the ones ive listened to the most;

5 Uprising
4 Hysteria
3 Supermassive Black Hole
2 Feeling good
1 Endlessly

But you can throw Plug in baby and Time is running out into that list too.

Favourite album...Absolution.

randylonghorn

Ooops ... should really have uncaged Pter last night, I'm a day behind all this week in my head! >.<

With apologies and thanks for his patience ...



EDIT: Lol, have just noticed that list of songs in the post above ... reads kind of like a rather smutty haiku!! >_>