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Bad "walks into a bar" jokes

Capt'n Midnight · 2010-04-11 10:11:21

A virus walks into a bar. the bartender says "We don't serve viruses in this bar." The virus replaces the bartender and says "Now we do." A infectious disease walks into bar. The bartender says "We don't serve infectious disease in this bar." The infectious disease says "Well, you're not a very good host." Two bacteria…

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#32 15-07-2010 9:30pm
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three men walk into a bar.

you'd think one of them would have seen it.

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#33 25-08-2010 10:48pm
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Not scientific but....
A three legged dog walks into a bar, goes up to the barman and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw...."

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#34 29-08-2010 6:48am
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Man walks into a bar with a battery and some jump leads.

Barman says " don't you start anything"

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#35 01-09-2010 4:28pm
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A brain walks into a bar
Barman says i'm not serving you your out of your head.

If the chemical symbol for water is H2O, is the symbol for holy water H2OMG

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