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how can i get this body?

  • 09-04-2010 11:05am
    #1
    gonnaplayrugby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭


    dimitri szarzewski

    DDS2007-11B-NOVEMBRE2DIMITRISZARZEWSKI.jpg

    BTW NO HOMO LOL


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  • #2
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    Get a loyal hunchback to steal it from a graveyard for you.


  • #3
    Oryx
    Subscribers Posts: 19,425 ✭✭✭✭Oryx


    Kidnapping?

    Otherwise read the stickies, post your current diet, weight, height and training plan, and ask for input.


  • #4
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    Or tell some animal rights activits that he wore fur...


  • #5
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    shakeweight..........


  • #6
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    NSFW tags much?

    *shudders*


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  • #7
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    get off the fuppin internet and into a gym and eat properly = hey presto


  • #8
    cardio,shoot me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    stop making threads and train.

    Edit: crap corkcomp beat me to it

    Edit: whats up with the whole no homo thing, does it cover everything, like can you make a completely gay sentence and that will cover it?


  • #9
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Prayer and clean living.........


  • #10
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Buy him a drink.


  • #11
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    bigeasyeah wrote: »
    Buy him a drink.

    LMAO :D:pac:


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  • #12
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    cardio,shoot me wrote: »
    Edit: whats up with the whole no homo thing, does it cover everything, like can you make a completely gay sentence and that will cover it?

    I believe i said it lately aswell... i was taking the piss out of BB.com.


  • #13
    brianblaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    the drifter wrote: »
    shakeweight..........

    Ahahahaha....

    I Love Boards!


  • #14
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    you know its friday when you get FAIL this epic.............


  • #15
    optimistic_
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 657 ✭✭✭optimistic_


    G'em, do you work?

    You seem to be all over the place in here!

    Not complaining, best advice!

    I'd be shot if they saw me online so much in here.


  • #16
    Transform
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,394 ✭✭✭Transform


    the drifter wrote: »
    shakeweight..........
    second the shake weight!


  • #17
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Transform wrote: »
    second the shake weight!

    Its the way forward...and up and down...and left and right....and work it....:D


  • #18
    cardio,shoot me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    i still suggest training like, sounds crazy i know but working out actually helps.


  • #19
    Zamboni
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,306 ✭✭✭Zamboni


    Transform wrote: »
    second the shake weight!

    lol I had to google this to know what ye were on about and I found the youtube you posted. :D


  • #20
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    cardio,shoot me wrote: »
    i still suggest training like, sounds crazy i know but working out actually helps.

    he's right....

    eat clean lift good be committed==WIN!

    the jocks you will have to supply yourself though


  • #21
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    Zamboni wrote: »
    lol I had to google this to know what ye were on about and I found the youtube you posted. :D

    any self respecting fitness guru wouldn't be seen in spandex without his missus owning one :D


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  • #22
    cardio,shoot me
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,462 ✭✭✭cardio,shoot me


    nah eating clean sucks, just eat, and eat lots, then get sick, then eat some more. Fat is way too easy to cut to not make use of extra calories.


  • #23
    brianblaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    Click on those ads about losing 20 stone in 14 days.

    That's how everyone gets in shape.

    As for filling those Y Fronts, i get e-mails every day about that too. Those and from my Nigerian friend!! We're working on a financial transaction at the moment, that from what I can understand, is going really well.

    All I need to do is transfer another 10k and I'll be sorted!!


  • #24
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    optimistic_ wrote: »
    G'em, do you work?

    You seem to be all over the place in here!

    Not complaining, best advice!

    I'd be shot if they saw me online so much in here.

    I'm not actually human, I'm a super-bot.


  • #25
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    oh oh oh......

    app brad pitt uses the blue pill....

    ah bradpants....


  • #26
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    g'em wrote: »
    I'm not actually human, I'm a super-bot.

    its true....several of us got together and coded g'em....

    L was our first attempt....but there were some issues....


  • #27
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    I can't say this without it being taken up in all sorts of ways...

    But does anyone else think he's fairly small for an international standard hooker??

    Like compared to Fla and Ross Ford et al.

    I'm distinctly unimpressed any way

    /penis joke.


  • #28
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    I can't say this without it being taken up in all sorts of ways...

    But does anyone else think he's fairly small for an international standard hooker??

    Like compared to Fla and Ross Ford et al.

    I'm distinctly unimpressed any way

    /penis joke.

    I knew you liked the cock...


  • #29
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    the drifter wrote: »
    I knew you liked the cock...

    Lol who would have seen that coming! @ g'em what ever way the sun was shining on my fone I thought u said u were super hot ,seriously I had a reply half typed, something about modesty lol :-)


  • #30
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    OP, I have 1 word for you: Bicep Curls!!!
    Lots and lots of bicep curls!

    Also if you increase the weight on the bar so much you have to swing your back in order to curl the bar, it gives your stomach a great workout. Even better if you do it while on the treadmill, that way you get some cardio into your resistance training!


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  • #31
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »
    OP, I have 1 word for you: Bicep Curls!!!
    Lots and lots of bicep curls!

    That's two words. Is that an ironic intentional trolling fail?


  • #32
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    g'em wrote: »
    That's two words. Is that an ironic intentional trolling fail?

    Man, i really wanted to make a joke about ironing but i'd just get beaten to a pulp :(

    [insert ironing joke here]

    harharhar

    Banned


  • #33
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    corkcomp wrote: »
    @ g'em what ever way the sun was shining on my fone I thought u said u were super hot
    I am. Like drifter said they played with the code and came up with L, then went back to the drawing board, did exactly the opposite and produced me.


  • #34
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    g'em wrote: »
    I am. Like drifter said they played with the code and came up with L, then went back to the drawing board, did exactly the opposite and produced me.

    That's blatent racism :eek::pac:


  • #35
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    g'em wrote: »
    I am. Like drifter said they played with the code and came up with L, then went back to the drawing board, did exactly the opposite and produced me.

    Lol


  • #36
    the drifter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,348 ✭✭✭the drifter


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    That's blatent racism :eek::pac:

    It is....and its fooking great!


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  • #37
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    g'em wrote: »
    That's two words. Is that an ironic intentional trolling fail?

    Bicep-curls?


  • #38
    MistyCheese
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,006 ✭✭✭MistyCheese


    cardio,shoot me wrote: »
    Edit: whats up with the whole no homo thing, does it cover everything, like can you make a completely gay sentence and that will cover it?

    I like to have intercourse with others who are of the same gender as myself. No homo.

    I'll let you know if it works.


  • #39
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    I like to have intercourse with others who are of the same gender as myself. No homo.

    I'll let you know if it works.

    Aw you're a lesbianism.... that's loverly


  • #40
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    MistyCheese wrote: »
    I like to have intercourse with others who are of the same gender as myself. No homo.

    I'll let you know if it works.

    it probably wont work, at least not intercourse. on second thoughts, im not going there :pac:


  • #41
    gonnaplayrugby
    Closed Accounts Posts: 453 ✭✭gonnaplayrugby


    ok i do workout and im doin starting strength atm.


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  • #42
    brianblaze
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,101 ✭✭✭brianblaze


    gonnaplayrugby wrote: »
    ok i do workout and im doin starting strength atm.

    https://www.shakeweight.com/


  • #43
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    gonnaplayrugby wrote: »
    ok i do workout and im doin starting strength atm.

    Give it five years....

    160kg bench
    200kg squat
    230kg deadlift

    lots of top level S and C coaching and you have a shot at it....


    Also never underestimate a good shampoo/conditioner.....


  • #44
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    What he said except the conditioner! WTF


  • #45
    colmconn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86 ✭✭colmconn


    g'em wrote: »
    I'm not actually human, I'm a super-bot.

    i presume you've got "Made in Japan" stamped on you ass then?


  • #46
    g'em
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,819 ✭✭✭✭g'em


    Oh I see, you survive a couple of earthquakes and now you think you're indestructible eh?! :p


  • #47
    discus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,049 ✭✭✭discus


    itsallaboutheL wrote: »
    lots of top level S and C coaching and you have a shot at it....


    Also never underestimate a good shampoo/conditioner.....

    I always wondered what S&C stood for!


  • #48
    corkcomp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,114 ✭✭✭corkcomp


    discus wrote: »
    I always wondered what S&C stood for!

    I always though it stood for something else TBH:o:pac:


  • #49
    **Timbuk2**
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 7,396 Mod ✭✭✭✭**Timbuk2**


    You could always get the Shake Weight for men
    http://www.buyshakeweightformen.com/

    (No Homo)


  • #50
    Dazd_N_Confusd
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭Dazd_N_Confusd


    **Timbuk2** wrote: »
    You could always get the Shake Weight for men
    http://www.buyshakeweightformen.com/

    (No Homo)
    I have a hard time believing men would buy this and not feel gay. Unless of course they were gay then they would probably love working out!


  • #51
    itsallaboutheL
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,333 ✭✭✭✭itsallaboutheL


    Dazd_N_Confusd wrote: »
    I have a hard time believing men would buy this and not feel gay. Unless of course they were gay then they would probably love working out!

    straight men like to shake the weight too :pac:


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