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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    Going to try get an early night tonight so shan't be there unfortunately.
    Hope I'm not needed.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Going to try get an early night tonight so shan't be there unfortunately.
    Hope I'm not needed.

    I call for a rebellion in your absence.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    Midnight to 5 is a good idea in theory, but I'm relying on college computers because I don't have internet in my student house. Going home tonight so I might be around then but other than that ye won't see me for a while.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    IRC is open.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,893 ✭✭✭Davidius


    It's like a ghost town without the ghosts.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭MavisDavis


    What's that, you want to open early to give me something to do?


    Aww, shucks.


  • Registered Users Posts: 806 ✭✭✭Niall09


    MavisDavis wrote: »
    What's that, you want to open early to give me something to do?


    Aww, shucks.

    It's open now!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,962 ✭✭✭jumpguy


    IRC's open.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    jumpguy wrote: »
    IRC's open.

    That's what she said.


    Teehee.


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    So there's been a user annoying us in the IRC. We've had our fun with him, but now we're bored with kickbanning him 10 times a night.

    So here are the NEW AND IMPROVED instructions for joining our IRC chat! Sorry for any inconvenience

    1. Go to >>> http://webchat.quakenet.org/
    2. Type in a nickname for yourself (no spaces, use _)
    3. In channel, type #C&H PASSWORD*** e.g. #C&H student
    4. and that's it!
    ***Please PM me or our two resident OPs Aoibheann or Pygmalion for the password. Preferably, one of them :P

    Could a mod please edit the red bit into the OP?

    EDIT: Thanks Knifey babz. Love you long time ;)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 50 ✭✭Totoro_


    The log on page won't even open for me :(


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Busy today, so opening now :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Woooooooo party!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    I'm getting +k for some reason, can some super awesome op re-send me the passwords pls? kthxbai


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    sigh :P


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    This is all down to the recent Now Ye're Lovin' campaign, mark my words!


  • Registered Users Posts: 143 ✭✭James G


    D4RK ONION wrote: »
    sigh :P

    :rolleyes:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    James G wrote: »
    :rolleyes:
    ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    One of the first banned from the IRC. Not the end of the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    unknown13 wrote: »
    One of the first banned from the IRC. Not the end of the world.

    Definitely not the end of the world.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    Pygmalion wrote: »
    Definitely not the end of the world.

    I know.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,590 ✭✭✭Pigwidgeon


    Did the password or something change? I know it's not meant to be open yet or anything, but I thought I'd check, and I can't get in :(


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,659 ✭✭✭unknown13


    It did, PM onion for the new one.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,857 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Previously banned IRC posters have gone on to pick up site-bans :pac:


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    We like to see ourselves as innovators. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 960 ✭✭✭:|


    Do I PM D4RK ONION? stupid q but he is he/ are you mod of this forum? and whats the Une Annee Sans Lumiere forum? A forum about the song?


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    Just to clarify for some who may be confused, I am not a moderator of this forum, I mod the much cooler GH&RB and Christmas forums :P Think of me as that cool uncle in this forum, who occasionally has a bit too much to drink and ends up locking themselves in the airing cupboard.

    Sending on the password now :)


  • Moderators Posts: 8,678 ✭✭✭D4RK ONION


    <Davidius> Could you write it in Limerick form?
    <@D4RK_ONION&gt; sure
    <@D4RK_ONION&gt; there was a young girl named Hotaru_
    <Davidius> young me arse
    <Hotaru_> Hahahaha.
    <Hotaru_> Davidius: <3
    <@D4RK_ONION&gt; haha
    <@D4RK_ONION&gt; win!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,082 ✭✭✭Pygmalion


    grep -ir "\(boob\|bewb\)" irclogs/QuakeNet/\#c\&h/ > boobs.txt
    
    <+eVeNtInE> boobies!
    <@D4RK_ONION> boobies!
    <@Pygmalion> Meaning of life, Boobies.
    <@Pygmalion> Davidius: boobies
    <+Davidius> It had better be boobies.
    <@D4RK_ONION> who could forget boobies?
    <@D4RK_ONION> boobies!
    < jumpguy> Boobies who?
    < jumpguy> Bewbz
    <@Pygmalion> In the "Oh crap if I hadn't looked away out of gentlemanly reflexiveness I could've seen boobies" way
    < conor> Anybody heard of 'boobquake'?
    < Davidius> Also they have boobs.
    < jumpguy> Boobs
    < JayP_> Boobquake is the greatest thing I've ever heard of
    < jumpguy> Yeah boobs are nice to watch tbh
    < jumpguy> Boobs
    < Davidius> Boobs
    < Tom__> Bewbs
    < jumpguy> Davidius: Yeah like...boobs
    < Davidius> Bewbs
    < Niall_> boobs
    < jumpguy> Boobs are there
    < jumpguy> Boobs is usually a good kick-start
    < Davidius> Boobs?
    <@Pygmalion> Boobs indeed
    < lilmissprincess> Leave the boobs outta it.
    < conor> Boobs should always be left out.
    < Davidius> I just noticed something about girls and pictures where they don't show their boobs.
    <@Pygmalion> Stop with the boob-spam plz
    < AllinOne> Who doesn't love boob spam?
    < Davidius> "Women have bewbs lawl"
    < Davidius> But it's supposed to go on the bewbs.
    < Davidius> Bewbz obviously.
    < Monzo> we don't want to see your man boobs Dave
    <@D4RK_ONION> bewbs are only cool on girls
    < Davidius> Hence we must begin our endevour to obtain pics of girl bewbs
    < Davidius> It's no pics of bewbz either but we all have to make do.
    < Davidius> Is it bewbs?
    <@D4RK_ONION> I see bewbs
    < Davidius> Bewbs?
    <@D4RK_ONION> you want Hotaru_ to put cold water on her bewbs and take pics
    < Davidius> Pretend to pour it on bewbs?
    < Davidius> My bewbs are just too small.
    < Davidius> Yeah I only accept grands worth of donations or pics of girl bewbz.
    <@D4RK_ONION> GIRL BEWBS pl0x
    < Davidius> Women. They have bewbz.
    < jumpguy> Davidius: Bewbz and nice hair?
    < Davidius> Some of them have terribly unattractive hair, kills the whole bewb thing.
    < AllinOne> Boobies
    -!- D4RK_ONION changed the topic of #C&H to: Boobies broke my conditioner- and my kittehs liked it
    < Ginja_Ninja_> bewbz?
    < viriconia> Dude, its always boobies
    < viriconia> even when it's not boobies, it's secretly boobies
    <@Pygmalion> Quakenet just lets you in with "boobies" even if that's not the password
    <+viriconia> it's either boobies or twatbadger
    <@Aoibheann> viriconia: I'd have guessed boobs before boobies courtesy of the 4.30am thread.
    <@Aoibheann> or bewbs, thanks to retarded misspelling. D:
    < GinjaNinja> BEWBZ!! 
    < jumpguy> boobs
    < AllinOne> Jumpguy loves boobs
    < jumpguy> boobs
    < jumpguy> Boobs?! Where?!
    < neoncircles> Where's the boobs =O
    <@Pygmalion> $ sudo apt-get install boobs
    < jumpguy> boobs
    <@Pygmalion> BOOBS
    < jumpguy> BOOBS! :D
    < Davidius> BEWBZ
    < RichardCranium> the national > boobs
    < jumpguy> Boobs > Everything
    < Davidius> BEWBZ
    < jumpguy> BOOBS
    <@D4RK_ONION> boobs?
    < Davidius> BEWBZ!
    < AllInOne> I love boobs
    < Hotaru_> Boobs are crap...
    < RichardCranium> man boobs are crap
    < jumpguy> Man boobs ARE crap
    <@D4RK_ONION> BOOBS ARE AWESMOE
    < jumpguy> Boobs ARE awesome
    < AllInOne> Boobs are class
    < jumpguy> GD? Hey, wait, boobs
    < jumpguy> Wait, boobs?
    < jumpguy> Do boobs?
    < RichardCranium> boobs are so five minutes ago
    < jumpguy> Boobs was the subject changer a while ago, you missed it
    < Davidius> Bewbz
    <@Aoibheann> that's NOT a z Bewbs
    <@Aoibheann> Bewbz,
    < Boba> much love for my man bewbz
    < Davidius> boobs and everything
    <@Pygmalion> Bewb-ster
    <@Hotaru_> Bewbz: <3
    < Davidius> No Bewbz
    <@D4RK_ONION> yes you have the plussie of honour for guessing boobies :P
    < jumpguy> Boobs
    < MavisDavis> You guys don't HAVE boobs..I'm guessing.
    < MavisDavis> Time to put my plan into action. BOOBS.
    < MavisDavis> Or one mention of boobs, tbh
    < conor> Boobs?
    < JayP_> BOOBS.
    < jumpguy> I go, just when there's boobs
    < jumpguy> www.boobsandexplosions.com
    <@Pygmalion> conor: Boobs?
    < Davidius> Boobs
    < conor> Pygmalion: Exactly. It highlights posts containing boobs.
    < jumpguy> http://www.explosionsandboobs.com/
     * Pygmalion likes GinjaNinja's boobs
    <@Pygmalion> /alias boobs me likes $0's boobs
    <@Pygmalion> So just /boobs GinjaNinja 
    < Davidius> Are we still talking about boobs?
    < Hotaru_> BOOBS
    < Davidius> Boobs are interesting.
    <@Aoibheann> You guys spend so much time TALKING about boobs, you'll never get access TO any..
    < jumpguy> The reasons guys are so bad at eye contact, is cause they're looking at bewbz tbh
    <@Pygmalion> Aoibheann: Lies, I've had access to enough girls boobs to be able to count them on one hand
    <@Aoibheann> Pygmalion: Count the boobs, or the girls..? :P
    < Davidius> In fairness women become awfully boring without the boobs.
    < Davidius> Bewbz
    < GinjaNinja> We get it,single people like Boobs,non-singletons don't
    < MavisDavis> GinjaNinja doesn't like boobs.
    < Davidius> So we all like boobs?
    <@Aoibheann> how do non-singletons dislike boobs GinjaNinja ?
    < conor> And also, don't lead to bewbs.
    < MavisDavis> JayP_: You wanted to find some boobs, I gave you a solution:P
    <@Aoibheann> Why would singletons have less interest in boobs? :S
    < MavisDavis> Davidius: It's because there are no boobs involved.
    <@Pygmalion> Someone said boobs again
    < Davidius> It's not just the lack of bewbz.
    < MavisDavis> jumpguy: "Everyone shall have the right to boobs"
    < GinjaNinja> no more boob talk? :(
    < MavisDavis> GinjaNinja: You said you didn't like boobs!
    < AlanOne> Boobs boobs boobs
    < jumpguy> Boobs?
    < Davidius> Boobs!
    < neoncircles> boobs? where? *looks*
    < jumpguy> Nah boobs
    < Davidius> BEWBZ
    <@Aoibheann> This is worse than the boobs conversation last night :P
    < jumpguy> Everythings worse than the boobs conversation
    < jumpguy> Cause the boob conversation eclipsed all other conversations
    <@Aoibheann> I don't get how apparently non-singletons wouldn't be interested in boobs though? :S
    < conor> Surely, they don't finally get boobs... only to immediately become disinterested.
    < conor> Only if your dress shows off lots of boobs.
    <@Pygmalion> BEWBS
    

    Since we're posting stuff here, that's the amount of talk about boobs so far.
    More specifically the amount of lines containing "boob" or "bewb" since I started keeping track.
    Removed a lot of stuff said to D4RK when he used "Bewbz" as a nickname (removing the stuff by him was easy, the stuff said to or about him had to be done manually damnit)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,164 ✭✭✭Konata


    ^The absolute quality of the conversation in IRC.


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