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Kiera

Bloody great, boards thinks i'm a lesbian! I'll never find a man if you keep matching me up with girls

smashey

the_syco wrote: »

You got one woman? Bástárd :P

That must be some sort of admin privilege.

Conor, I retract my previous statement. Nice work.

humanji

kiera wrote:

Bloody great, boards thinks i'm a lesbian! I'll never find a man if you keep matching me up with girls

A/S/L? I've nearly gotten rid of the smell and still have some of me own teeth.


Maybe I'm missing something here, but is this just not working right? My top one is 6th, but when I turned up at his house this morning, he called the police.

_blank_

clearly doesn't work properly, my gf isn't on my list.

OldGoat

Casts a whole new light on the ThanksWhore phenomena.
Excuse me while I run to thank the Hawt internets babes - repeatedly.

humanji

Des wrote: »

clearly doesn't work properly, my gf isn't on my list.

Or maybe it does works perfectly and it's telling you something!

Toto Wolfcastle

humanji wrote: »

Or maybe it does works perfectly and it's telling you something!

Exactly, you need to see this as an opportunity. My boyfriend isn't on my list and I have approached my number 1 in the hopes of becoming her number 1.

Slidey

I seeeeee Ruthieeeeeee :cool:

R0ot

Me and Thaedydal apparently

The Recliner

I've got the worlds best threesome with Wibbs and Thaedydal joint top of my list by a country mile

Earthhorse

I would like to report a bug.



It put Wibbs at the top of my list.

Please don't tell me that this is a "feature".

Toto Wolfcastle

Ah yeah, but Wibbs is on most lists. It comes from being a man whore.

sceptre

As Gordon said, including a mandatory gender registration radio button widget would probably be the best way forward. It'll save us answering questions on the Help Desk about it. At the moment the code is fine, it's just some of the results that are a bit whacked (well, people think they are). As for a "preference" button, well the boards server is effectively smarter than you are and is offering matches based on what you've been talking about.

Obviously at the moment it's still in beta testing so there will be a few of you that think you're getting strange results. In the meantime I can only suggest that you post about things that are more "societally normal" to your gender. Also, consider posting more on a forum that will push your results in a particular way - the Ladies Lounge or the Gentlemen's Club at your whim. Posting on LGB less (or more as appropriate) should solve some of the problems for those of you who are getting results you don't think are correct as well.

And don't forget there's also the entire sports section, your "typical" male with an interest in women would probably post there more often. Unfortunately we don't have a needlework forum but there's a discussion on Jane Austen in literature.

Just a few ideas, you can start changing your own posting patterns on the basis of what you think you're into and the kind of person you're looking for. I don't know what to do about Politics, I really don't:( Food & Drink is also a problem with all the metros on the loose, perhaps variables from there should just be discounted when matches are being made.

Earthhorse

sceptre wrote: »

Just a few ideas, you can start changing your own posting patterns on the basis of what you think you're into and the kind of person you're looking for.

I just thanked your post.

Star Lord

Sarky wrote: »

But Kharn and I are ALL beard

Fine, here you go. It really was Beru all along. I just panicked because I thought she was out of my league. https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/16986/109416.png

Quite pleased that I'm well in there... but alas dear Sarky, you didn't make my list...

Kiera wrote: »

Bloody great, boards thinks i'm a lesbian! I'll never find a man if you keep matching me up with girls

You'll get loads of men, but they'll want to watch first...

Kiera

sceptre wrote: »

As Gordon said, including a mandatory gender registration radio button widget would probably be the best way forward. It'll save us answering questions on the Help Desk about it. At the moment the code is fine, it's just some of the results that are a bit whacked (well, people think they are). As for a "preference" button, well the boards server is effectively smarter than you are and is offering matches based on what you've been talking about.

Obviously at the moment it's still in beta testing so there will be a few of you that think you're getting strange results. In the meantime I can only suggest that you post about things that are more "societally normal" to your gender. Also, consider posting more on a forum that will push your results in a particular way - the Ladies Lounge or the Gentlemen's Club at your whim. Posting on LGB less (or more as appropriate) should solve some of the problems for those of you who are getting results you don't think are correct as well.

And don't forget there's also the entire sports section, your "typical" male with an interest in women would probably post there more often. Unfortunately we don't have a needlework forum but there's a discussion on Jane Austen in literature.

Just a few ideas, you can start changing your own posting patterns on the basis of what you think you're into and the kind of person you're looking for. I don't know what to do about Politics, I really don't:( Food & Drink is also a problem with all the metros on the loose, perhaps variables from there should just be discounted when matches are being made.

So what you're saying is: if i want some strapping hawt men i need to post in the Rugby forum even tho i know nothing about rugby?

Wibbs

Kiera wrote: »

So what you're saying is: if i want some strapping hawt men i need to post in the Rugby forum even tho i know nothing about rugby?

Wouldnt let that stop ya.......

Well I got a good spread. Only one cock to disturb the top four frockage Poor poor SF.....

sceptre

Kiera wrote: »

So what you're saying is: if i want some strapping hawt men i need to post in the Rugby forum even tho i know nothing about rugby?

It's kind of the same problem you'd face if you did it in the real world by going to rugby matches. You could try posting a few times in the 4x4 & Tractors & Diggers & Plant forum if you've more of an interest in that. Men like tractors, that's why the modern man writes tractor poetry(Ted Hughes wrote a poem called "The Tractor" and he's had three wives, some of whom were lovely and sensitive, especially that nice Sylvia Plath). Best of both worlds, a thoughtful thinking strap of a man you'll have in no time:)

The Massey is classy but the Zetor is better

Buford T Justice

Hmmm, Methinks boards may have caught a case of the ghey. Outlawpete and Dr. B?

LuckyLloyd

5starpool wrote: »

Bad news Lloyd. You are my no.1 ranked match.

Ditto. Maybe we should give the gay a shot? I think my family would be happy to hear you're from Sligo.

Tar.Aldarion

LuckyLloyd wrote: »

Ditto. Maybe we should give the gay a shot? I think my family would be happy to hear you're from Sligo.

I'm from Sligo too, give me some of that sweet ass.

The Recliner

Another Sligo exile here

What a shame you are not on my list Tar

Dav

Thanks for all the help so far with this folks, please keep the feedback coming.

The algorithm will need some tweaks, it's difficult to code around the TarAldarion enigma...

sceptre

It's been in the works for a while, it just happens to be the first day of the financial quarter so the Daft lads were holding off on it till now to keep the overtime costs for the project in quarter 2. Google released gmail on the same date for the same reasons. Makes accountancy sense, damned accountants. Still in beta folks, don't forget.

Kiera

sceptre wrote: »

It's kind of the same problem you'd face if you did it in the real world by going to rugby matches. You could try posting a few times in the 4x4 & Tractors & Diggers & Plant forum if you've more of an interest in that. Men like tractors, that's why the modern man writes tractor poetry(Ted Hughes wrote a poem called "The Tractor" and he's had three wives, some of whom were lovely and sensitive, especially that nice Sylvia Plath). Best of both worlds, a thoughtful thinking strap of a man you'll have in no time:)

The Massey is classy but the Zetor is better

Noted! Thanks for your help, S.

*trots off to Weddings & Marraige*

Justmary :cool:

Earthhorse

Dav wrote: »

The algorithm will need some tweaks, it's difficult to code around the TarAldarion enigma...

It's one of the hard problems of Computer Science, if you know what I mean.

Slidey

Does this mean the tractors and hot farmers forum is gonna get busy?

Nevyn

Nice that is the easter orgy guest list sorted with out me having to draw it up myself.

Spiritoftheseventies

Im going to be a good poster and wish everyone the best of luck with this venture