The Condom Game

Chris_5339762

Hammer, condoms, dog food, KY jelly.

stvincent

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

a banana-guard http://assets2.thirddrawerdown.com/static/files/assets/d16eb486/Banana-Guard-Yellow_popup.jpg

Where can u get them? I'm feed up of eating half mushy bananas...

jackiexx

Chris_5339762 wrote: »

Hammer, condoms, dog food, KY jelly.

love it hahaha:Dhammers are fun

Scrambled egg

Condoms, WD40 , an xbox and a map.

ya-ba-da-ba-doo

Condoms -

Zucchini -


Bagels -


Vegetable Oil -



Apple Pie -




:pac:

Sofaspud

minidazzler wrote: »

You like burning the hole off yourself? Or your bollix at least? Or the condom?

Vaseline isn't lube, not even nearly! It's petroleum jelly, if you used it on your knob it WILL burn. If you use it in your ass...well, I don't know what the fcuk it would do but if it burns your knob you can guess!

And finally, petroleum is oil based, you don't use oil based lubes with condoms, it weakens them dramatically. Water based lube is your friend.

*leaves everyone to wonder why I know vaseline burns your knob. *

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind in future for my imaginary gay sex involving handcuffs and butternut squash . . .

minidazzler

Sofaspud wrote: »

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind in future for my imaginary gay sex involving handcuffs and butternut squash . . .

Keep it in mind in case a girl suggests vaseline! Actually don't....her reaction could be funnier!

mloc

Raise the stakes; buy them at a late night garage through the hatch.

snickerpuss

stvincent wrote: »

Where can u get them? I'm feed up of eating half mushy bananas...

You can get banana guards in Home Store and More if there's one near you. I have one. Hilarity ensued when a load of my drunk mates found it in the backseat when I was dropping them home one night. Took a lot of convincing that it was really for bananas...

fizzynicenice

Bring the johnnies to the cashier and ask where the fitting rooms are.

Duggy747

Condom

Pineapple

Band-aids

Fun night ahead!

Biggins

jackiexx wrote: »

hahaha i suppose when you think about it that way..:Dand if he was bored during sex he could always colour something:D:pac:

LOL exactly, you have a whole nights entertainment there.
I must try similar. Cheers for the idea. Now I have to persuade the other half.

jackiexx

Biggins wrote: »

LOL exactly, you have a whole nights entertainment there.
I must try similar. Cheers for the idea. Now I have to persuade the other half.

hahaaha it be worth a shot sure:D

ZzubZzub

I love this game!!

My friend and I went into a shop, holding hands and bought lots of lube, 2 bottles of wine, a cucumber and a large pepper shaker.

The cashier was this young lad, about 17, who went very red when scanning our purchases! To help make it even more awkward for him, my friend and I went in for a shift. Only a quickie though... Funtimes.

minidazzler

Cleeo wrote: »

I love this game!!

My friend and I went into a shop, holding hands and bought lots of lube, 2 bottles of wine, a cucumber and a large pepper shaker.

The cashier was this young lad, about 17, who went very red when scanning our purchases! To help make it even more awkward for him, my friend and I went in for a shift. Only a quickie though... Funtimes.

Females?

FruitLover

Condoms
Duct tape
Handcuffs
Shovel
Bag of lime
Box of Mars Celebrations

Nulty wrote: »

I'm just intregued by the existence of a guard for a banana. It's far more shocking than your game IMO

In this day and age, only a madman would leave his banana unprotected. A madman.

Mrmoe

Condoms
Soldering Iron
Tallcum powder
2 Jalapeno peppers

fend

Durex
Baby Food/Baby Wipes/Nappies



I guess you learn the hard way.... :rolleyes:

quicklickpaddy

stvincent wrote: »

Where can u get them? I'm feed up of eating half mushy bananas...

go any of the two euro shops around dublin...
on another note... two euro durex condoms!

bob the bob

i must say, I felt like a bit of a hedonist a while back, went to Tesco for 12 pack condoms, some lube, and a litre of vodka.

At 9AM on a Sunday morning.

Rud

johnnies
lighter fluid
box of matches
mousetrap

Creed Bratton

A Miley Cyrus calender, lube and a box of tissues.

quicklickpaddy

i'm somewhat doubting how genuine most of these lists are...

a new one today:

condoms, deep heat and a fly swat

chin_grin

Condoms.
Melon.
No more gaps filler.

My night sorted!

CianRyan

Box of condoms.
A hamster.



Box of condoms.
A piece of bacon.
A Piece of String.

quicklickpaddy wrote: »

go any of the two euro shops around dublin...
on another note... two euro surex condoms!

CantGetNoSleep

Condoms
Yore Ma

Erica<3

condoms and batteries.

Dunno what the young fella thought i was going to do with the batteries!

epgc3fyqirnbsx

Condoms
Bottle of Whiskey
Bottle of Vodka
Bottle of Gin
Nappies for a small baby

Then when its time to pay count you cash and tell them you'll have to leave the nappies back

LeBash

Sir you are a genius. I wonder, is there a way of filming or picturing the reaction without compromising the whole event/reaction.

Toots

Condoms
Economy size tube of KY Jelly
Tampons
Leg Wax
6 cans of shaving foam
Lipstick
Batteries

Doesn't sound too sketch, only it was a male friend of mine who went into boots to purchase these. I stood outside and laughed, especially when he got to the cashiers and didn't have enough for all of it and had to exchange the tampons for a smaller pack.