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Conversing with females.

  • 15-03-2010 09:54AM
    #1
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭


    Hi.

    I'm 26 and sadly to admit still a virgin I've never even got the shift. I find talking to girls hard, quite literally.. I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying.

    Has anyone any tips on talking to girls? I really need help.

    Thanks in advance.

    xp0


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Comments

  • #2
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Wrong forum, sits back and waits.:D


  • #3
    Fear Uladh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 810 ✭✭✭Fear Uladh


    Money usually helps OP.


  • #4
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    69 wrote: »
    Wrong forum, sits back and waits.:D

    What section should I of posted in?


  • #5
    Lil' Smiler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,475 ✭✭✭Lil' Smiler


    Maybe this doesn't help...

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64142346&postcount=9


  • #6
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    You should try Personal Issues OP.


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  • #7
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    Lil' Smiler wrote: »
    Maybe this doesn't help...

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=64142346&postcount=9

    and then again maybe it does, some women like to be dominated.


  • #8
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,060 ✭✭✭✭biko


    How would you know?


  • #9
    Dave!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,856 ✭✭✭✭Dave!


    Try "I like your boobs"

    Women love compliments

    Glad to help

    Regards

    Dave


  • #10
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    xp0 wrote: »
    and then again maybe it does, some women like to be dominated.

    So what are you nervous for exactly? Do you idolise women so much or do you despise them to the point of feeling threatened?


  • #11
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    Dave! wrote: »
    Try "I like your boobs"

    Women love compliments

    Glad to help

    Regards

    Dave

    I tried this once, followed by a quick grab. This resulted in a slap.


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  • #12
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    xp0 wrote: »
    I tried this once, followed by a quick grab. This resulted in a slap.

    Thats your problem right there. Never go for the grab after verbally drawing attention to that part of the body.

    Be ninja, surprise is your friend.

    Although also be aware, this type of behaviour is never not creepy.


  • #13
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    Is Abi awake? :p


  • #14
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    Maybe take the advice given to Ben Stiller in Something about Mary; Clean the pips/interrogate the prisoner/flog the dolphin before going out that way you aint got it on the brain. If your 26 and havn't gotten a ride you must be pretty handy at it by now...


  • #15
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    Trashbat wrote: »
    Thats your problem right there. Never go for the grab after verbally drawing attention to that part of the body.

    Be ninja, surprise is your friend.

    Although also be aware, this type of behaviour is never not creepy.

    I occasionally go into nightclubs and perform this practice on drunk girls, they don't fight back..


  • #16
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    You have a brightly coloured tail hidden under your arse bone. When you see a suitable female, spread it out and wave it in their direction.

    Result: sex storm.


  • #17
    xp0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37 ✭xp0


    podgemonster wrote: »
    Maybe take the advice given to Ben Stiller in Something about Mary; Clean the pips/interrogate the prisoner/flog the dolphin before going out that way you aint got it on the brain. If your 26 and havn't gotten a ride you must be pretty handy at it by now...

    I have several subscriptions to porn websites, it's all I have..


  • #18
    star.chaser
    Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭star.chaser


    xp0 wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'm 26 and sadly to admit still a virgin I've never even got the shift. I find talking to girls hard, quite literally.. I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying.

    Has anyone any tips on talking to girls? I really need help.

    Thanks in advance.

    xp0

    thanks for making me laugh first thing monday morning. :D


  • #19
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    xp0 wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'm 26 and sadly to admit still a virgin I've never even got the shift. I find talking to girls hard, quite literally.. I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying.

    Has anyone any tips on talking to girls? I really need help.

    Thanks in advance.

    xp0


    Awww this reminds me of one of my first kisses.

    Then he came in his pants :(


  • #20
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    xp0 wrote: »
    Hi.

    I'm 26 and sadly to admit still a virgin I've never even got the shift. I find talking to girls hard, quite literally.. I get a noticeable erection and the shakes, and I just can't concentrate on what they're saying.

    xp0

    97687709.gif

    :pac:


  • #21
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Dave! wrote: »
    Try "I like your boobs"

    Women love compliments

    Glad to help

    Regards

    Dave
    Do this is you want a swift kick to the nads!


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  • #22
    Sea Sharp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭Sea Sharp


    Go abroad. Your sexy Irish accent is a guaranteed ice-breaker.


  • #23
    Caoimhín
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭Caoimhín


    If there is even a hint of attraction I turn into a bumbling idiot.

    But then im a bumbling idiot anyway.


  • #24
    quad_red
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,581 ✭✭✭quad_red


    ibarelycare wrote: »
    Awww this reminds me of one of my first kisses.

    Then he came in his pants :(

    You must be seriously good.


  • #25
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    quad_red wrote: »
    You must be seriously good looking.

    FYP ;)


  • #26
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    Caoimhín wrote: »
    If there is even a hint of attraction I turn into a bumbling idiot.

    But then im a bumbling idiot anyway.
    ^^^ this is me. Cant for the life of me talk to someone i fancy the pants off!


  • #27
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,916 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Howya love?

    Hows your box?

    Works for me


  • #28
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    So that's why you avoid me. ;)


  • #29
    Kiera
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    69 wrote: »
    So that's why you avoid me. ;)
    bluiman loakdngf frianlf kialehn

    Yes :o


  • #30
    Trashbat
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭Trashbat


    Maybe you should buy this t-shirt

    If you think you can handle that much poon


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  • #31
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Howya love?

    Hows your box?

    Works for me


    'Wanna go halves on a bastard?' always does it for me ;)


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