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  • #962
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    if they said it deadpan I would totally marry them


  • #963
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    in relation to the dodge chatup lines: one of the times when being deaf is useful - when approached by a bloke (cos i must look super-straight - never so much as been glanced at askance by a lady) I can play deaf and dumb. im a sh*tty lipreader but im pretty good at having a vague idea of the topic of conversation or what someone is after - but its easier to do the above than say 'talk to hand' or whatever it is you kids do these days :cool:


  • #964
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    best chat up line ever, although I'm not sure it was a chat up line but..girl turns around and rolls up sleeve and drunkenly asks can I read her arm. There were about 7 phone numbers on it. I felled in love.


  • #965
    MsBojangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭MsBojangles


    Kanoe wrote: »
    girl turns around and rolls up sleeve and drunkenly asks can I read her arm. There were about 7 phone numbers on it. I felled in love.
    Now that's what I call Job well done !:D


  • #966
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    still makes me laugh thinking about it (and Aishae you could totally work that *umms hai, read my arm pweeze)


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  • #967
    MsBojangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭MsBojangles


    Kanoe wrote: »
    still makes me laugh thinking about it

    The girl obviously wasnt that drunk !:p


  • #968
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    she was fair wasted..so was I, cause I actually started reading the numbers lol. I hadn't even bothered looking at her face at that stage..but when I did I lmao


  • #969
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Kanoe wrote: »
    still makes me laugh thinking about it (and Aishae you could totally work that *umms hai, read my arm pweeze)


    or if i was really p*ssed i could lift my top at the back and say 'ums hai, whats mai tattoo say?
    and when they say 'meep. what the f*ck is meep?'
    i can charm them with my tales of tea, eek and exclaimations

    or... next time a dude tries it on - drag them over to a nice looking girl and say 'hi, what the f*ck is he saying to me, please?' and when she says 'can i have your number? i answer 'sure' and write it on her arm
    or if she says 'can i buy you a drink?' ill repeat it (i always do to confirm what they said) and she'll say 'what drink?' ill say 'no, i said can i buy YOU a drink?'
    well - perhaps in a ballsy alternative universe!


  • #970
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    what does your tattoo say? :P


  • #971
    MsBojangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭MsBojangles


    Kanoe wrote: »
    what does your tattoo say? :P

    Oooooo;) Cheeky


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  • #972
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    meep - it really does :D


  • #973
    Killer_banana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,759 ✭✭✭Killer_banana


    Kanoe wrote: »
    was it a comedy?

    No, if it were a comedy it'd be acceptable (I am after all a huge Barney Stinson fan; that guy's awesome) but it wasn't. 'Twas Fringe so a sci-fi drama. Surely it'd take only a few minutes to come up with something better.


  • #974
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    meep, excellent. I like meep ;)


  • #975
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    Killer_banana wrote: »
    No, if it were a comedy it'd be acceptable (I am after all a huge Barney Stinson fan; that guy's awesome) but it wasn't. 'Twas Fringe so a sci-fi drama. Surely it'd take only a few minutes to come up with something better.
    sci fi is so serious these days.


  • #976
    MsBojangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭MsBojangles


    Aishae . Is that your real name ? I like it :)


  • #977
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    MsBojangles wrote: »
    Aishae . Is that your real name ? I like it :)

    no my real name is Petra - aishae is a long-ish story.
    i used to play neopets (online pets game) as a youngster. I think its still going. they have this weird alien cat called an aisha (eye-sha) - this is where it gets a bit silly - i called them aishae (ay-shay)
    other people knew about the game and my interest in aishaes and the nick stuck.

    its funny - i had a more serious less kiddie-related nick as a kid!


  • #978
    MsBojangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭MsBojangles


    Aishae wrote: »
    no my real name is Petra

    Rare and beautiful :)


  • #979
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meep
    Meep is the best word ever! Meep!
    1. "HEY GET BACK HERE!!!" "Meep!" 0.0
    2. "Ahh.. Meeping Hell!" >.<
    3. "Meep." ^.^
    4. "....meep...." ^__^


  • #980
    stephen_n
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,920 ✭✭✭✭stephen_n


    wonderfulname wrote: »
    Its like gmail all over again! They've exceeded capacity Andrew, invites aren't working atm.

    I think they had a problem with their invite system being used for spaming so had to shut it down!


  • #981
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    did you ever get that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you know someone wants to kill or possibly maim you for no apparent reason.


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  • #982
    baby and crumble
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,510 ✭✭✭baby and crumble


    Oddly yes. But I was working in a psyche unit at the time, so it was kinda daily...

    It does suck though...


  • #983
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    where's apache when you need her


  • #984
    L1011
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 74,039 ✭✭✭✭L1011


    Work have me in Cork 4 days in a row. Going to see if I can get the fifth day in and make them pay for a hotel for the weekends to...


  • #985
    MsBojangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 115 ✭✭MsBojangles


    Was in the car today and up pops some weirdo walking her dog , and decides to phleghm on the window of the car ..... Never saw her before in me life .....twas fair odd


  • #986
    Conor30
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 522 ✭✭✭Conor30


    Kanoe wrote: »
    did you ever get that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you know someone wants to kill or possibly maim you for no apparent reason.

    No!


  • #987
    Conor30
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 522 ✭✭✭Conor30


    MsBojangles wrote: »
    Was in the car today and up pops some weirdo walking her dog , and decides to phleghm on the window of the car ..... Never saw her before in me life .....twas fair odd

    Eww - mank!:eek:


  • #988
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    some weirdo's in Waterford alright. :o


  • #989
    Kanoe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    MsBojangles wrote: »
    Was in the car today and up pops some weirdo walking her dog , and decides to phleghm on the window of the car ..... Never saw her before in me life .....twas fair odd

    was it this woman per chance?


  • #990
    BanzaiBk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭BanzaiBk


    Wake up at 3am to sirens \o/....realise "sirens" is your ill-chosen alarm clock tone :o


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  • #991
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    meep is many things but my favourite explaination is 'ia random eclaimation of happiness'

    dont talk to me about alarm clocks - i was woken from a nice slumber by being shook the sh*t out of. mind you thats preferble to being woken up by the cat, with her claws. on my arse.

    kanoe - i feel that every time i walk through o connell street at night


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