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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    Some women's don't for some reason. I read about a woman who was an N and they still hadn't stopped. She couldn't breastfeed her baby on the off chance she fell asleep and smothered him...

    In other news I have read every single post on effing dykes. That's right, I have no life. =P

    thankfully im a looooong way off smothering anyone!

    you should see the amount of sh*te i post in after hours sometimes!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    alot of Great thoughts are produced with alcohol .The amount of people who can make a good conversation with alcohol and are dull without it , is outstanding :p


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    alot of Great thoughts are produced with alcohol .The amount of people who can make a good conversation with alcohol and are dull without it , is outstanding :p

    God I know only to well. When I used to drink, I'd be one for talking copious amounts of sh1te, but quieten down when sober.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010



    God I know only to well. When I used to drink, I'd be one for talking copious amounts of sh1te, but quieten down when sober.
    it amazing though because some o the people I know would be proper gob****es but with drink they come up with some genius things


  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 19,242 Mod ✭✭✭✭L.Jenkins


    Ya the most epic plans usually come of it. I sent a friend of mine a drunken email convincing him to come to the US the following year with me. I haven't been able to keep him out of it since :P


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    My Night = Epic failure

    Saw 3 freakin hot babes and didnt get to talk to any of them
    one was drop dead gorgeous but obviously had a gf
    the other was totally locked unfortunately
    and the 3rd just disappeared

    to top the night off I got robbed coming home .

    Tall Ships = Perfect opportunity for the Scumbags in this town


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭apache


    ****stix!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,944 ✭✭✭✭Links234


    that's horrible to hear platinum, I hope you're ok


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    and the 3rd just disappeared
    was that me..cuz I know I bought someone a drink and just left. I had enough, it's been a hectic week and that place was mobbed and I stopped enjoying myself at about 7 this evening and my eyes were closing. Tbf though I had a great week, the tall ships was amazink.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    Kanoe wrote: »
    was that me..cuz I know I bought someone a drink and just left.

    No one bought me a drink ,she just disappeared


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I walked the length and breadth of the quay today with my mother and the amount of lesbanese couples was astonishing, it was like a piratey pride carnival.

    (nah..I know who I bought it for but I sneaked away before she could buy one back)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    Kanoe wrote: »
    I walked the length and breadth of the quay today with my mother and the amount of lesbanese couples was astonishing, it was like a piratey pride carnival.

    (nah..I know who I bought it for but I sneaked away before she could buy one back)

    I'm not a perve but what were you wearing ? I think I saw you ! Some dude kept following me and I had to buy a new drink because he wouldnt stop talking and following me and his salivary amylaze was everywhere


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    jeans and vest and black jacket, Gok wan would have been proud. didn't even stay long enough to take my coat off. I may have looked very sad and tired. (broke up with gf yesterday)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    Kanoe wrote: »
    jeans and vest and black jacket, Gok wan would have been proud. didn't even stay long enough to take my coat off. I may have looked very sad and tired. (broke up with gf yesterday)

    oh :(
    there were sum load o weirdos in pirate hats .
    not to mention random people talking bout getting head to me at the bar lol
    then seeing someone i know trying to get laid in the toilet by a sailor


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    heehee yeay go pirates1!! k..i'm goin to bed ..I owe myself about 16 hours of sleep at this stage :) nite


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭apache


    did yous guys not get it on? :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    apache wrote: »
    did yous guys not get it on? :(
    yes...I gave her one in the toilets while she sipped rum off the back of my neck


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    apache wrote: »
    did yous guys not get it on? :(

    No because I wasnt done up like a pirate :( ... mind you the people that were pirates were manky I thought (bad teeth ,nothing worse)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    one of us is lying and it's not me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭apache


    Kanoe wrote: »
    yes...I gave her one in the toilets while she sipped rum off the back of my neck
    really? lucky planet person. she must be so happy :D

    *disclaimer* - this is not a true story. or is it?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    Kanoe wrote: »
    one of us is lying and it's not me

    has to be you cus it aint me .....were there any girl pirates wait ...any hot girl pirates?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭apache


    oh you guys! you're a carnival of fun. :P

    sleep tight!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    No because I wasnt done up like a pirate :( ... mind you the people that were pirates were manky I thought (bad teeth ,nothing worse)
    you weren't complaining when I was using them to undo your buttons


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    Kanoe wrote: »
    you weren't complaining when I was using them to undo your buttons


    ooooooooooo food for thought there !but did you spot any hot girl pirates ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    ooooooooooo food for thought there !but did you spot any hot girl pirates ?
    lots of hot girls..no pirates. no.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 452 ✭✭Platinum2010


    Kanoe wrote: »
    lots of hot girls..no pirates. no.

    I went into the smoking room and saw someone with hot legs who was a pirate but I never managed to see her face :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I went into the smoking room and saw someone with hot legs who was a pirate but I never managed to see her face :(
    should have told her to remove her eye patch first. right, bed :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,665 ✭✭✭apache


    I went into the smoking room and saw someone with hot legs who was a pirate but I never managed to see her face :(
    is that because you were sitting on her face? boom boom!

    oh ffs you guys lets all go to bed :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    you go to bed first


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,522 ✭✭✭Kanoe


    I'll follow you in later


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