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Gorilla found on Mars!!

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    #32
    Xluna
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    knird evol wrote: »
    There doesn't seem to be any food roundabouts for the Martian Gorilla.
    Maybe he can do photosynthesis and harness the power of the sun.

    BTW, what is the hottest part of the sun?


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    #33
    MaybeLogic
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    Xluna wrote: »
    BTW, what is the hottest part of the sun?

    Page 3?


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    #34
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 82,249 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Yes. Enthusiasts.........


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    #35
    ejmaztec
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    knird evol wrote: »
    The Court cleared me of those alleged enthusiasms and I never seen any
    of those animals before.

    I bet you still wear your anorak though, when you feel a bit of enthusiasm coming on.:eek:


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    #36
    sceptre
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    69 wrote: »
    Next week "Topless gorilla found on Mars".
    This ("TV's hottest lesbian scenes") was linked down the page as the current most-read story. It comes with a free picture of Julie Benz kissing Dana Delaney, which will be appealing to those who like Buffyverse/China Beach crossover lesbian fantasy. I reckon. I'm glad Anna Friel's done so well for herself.


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    #37
    Herb Powell
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    heheh........
    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876198/Germans-caught-romping-in-road.html


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    #38
    Yakult
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 7,941 Mod ✭✭✭✭Yakult


    Honestly, you could sell that news paper **** from your dog and they would still publish it


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    #39
    Biggins
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    SoulTrader wrote: »
    ...I love how they say "The picture shows what appears to be a silverback gorilla standing proud on the Martian landscape, but is in fact a rock, because gorillas don't live on Mars".

    They should try Snickers instead. Sorry, couldn't resist. :o


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    #40
    drdeadlift
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,189 ✭✭✭drdeadlift


    It doesnt really look like a gorilla,it just looks like a lump of rock


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    #41
    donvito99
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    the_monkey wrote: »
    That's it im convinced ...
    :rolleyes:

    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2875287/Gorilla-seen-in-Nasa-snap-from-Mars.html

    All that means is that Gorillas have managed to get to Mars before us.


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    #42
    CrazyRabbit
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    There may be intelligent life on Mars, but there certainly isn't any at the offices of The Sun newspaper.

    ...and I use the term 'newspaper' very reluctantly.


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    #43
    flowersagogo
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    whatever it is out there..the ward hunt will piss off all the martians while trying to catch it.


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    #44
    Pompey Magnus
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    donvito99 wrote: »
    All that means is that Gorillas have managed to get to Mars before us.

    Well dogs did beat us into space, have we missed another target?


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    #45
    billymitchell
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    lizardfudge wrote: »
    All the old issues are up on Google Books.

    http://books.google.com/books/serial/ISSN:0199574X?rview=1&lr=&sa=N&start=0

    Hours of fun to be had!

    "Dear diary, jackpot" :D


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    #46
    Dj Stiggie
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    SoulTrader wrote: »
    I can't open The Sun at work, so I searched for the article on a different site:

    http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815753-does-this-picture-show-a-gorilla-on-mars

    I love how they say "The picture shows what appears to be a silverback gorilla standing proud on the Martian landscape, but is in fact a rock, because gorillas don't live on Mars".
    The Metro wrote:
    a crater over 100 miles in diameter that is thought to have once been a lake filled with liquid water.

    NO WAY!!!


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    #47
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    I'd pay to see those in the Dail on mars... without space suits or oxygen. Die ye cnuts :)


    Honestly though, who the fcuk would think that there's a gorilla on mars, apart from the sun/daily fail readers...?


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    #48
    Biggins
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    Between the man in the moon and a gorilla on Mars, there is a few jokes possibly - surely - about something being on Uranus! :rolleyes: :D


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    #49
    me-skywalker
    Registered Users Posts: 3,339 ✭✭✭me-skywalker


    prinz wrote: »
    .....a batboy? :eek:
    sexdwarf wrote: »
    I miss the Weekly World News :(

    See he gets it!! Greatest comedy of all time!


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    #50
    orourkeda
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    Dave! wrote: »
    They must be absolute mongs working at that paper

    Manky McMing


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    #51
    orourkeda
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    Decker Salty Magnum wrote: »
    I'd pay to see those in the Dail on mars... without space suits or oxygen. Die ye cnuts :)


    Honestly though, who the fcuk would think that there's a gorilla on mars, apart from the sun/daily fail readers...?

    A few right spacers in the dail alright


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    #52
    Prof.Badass
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    M&S* wrote: »
    That looks like my backgarden! :confused:

    and that looks like your ma (points at gorrila-looking-thing) :eek:!


    :pac:


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    #53
    __________
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    Dj Stiggie wrote: »
    NO WAY!!!

    You do know water can be solid, liquid or gas... right?


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    #54
    MrStuffins
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    The Metro

    But it isn't a gorilla. It's a rock. Gorillas have not invented spaceflight and could not survive in the 95% carbon dioxide atmosphere of Mars. Also, it looks like a rock.

    :D


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    #55
    Hank_Jones
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    It's a strange looking rock, but it's still a rock.

    Must have been a slow news day.

    Footballers probably kept it in the pants that week...


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