Gorilla found on Mars!!

the_monkey

That's it im convinced ...
:rolleyes:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2875287/Gorilla-seen-in-Nasa-snap-from-Mars.html

SoWatchaWant

Few newspapers can make me want to vomit!

bluto63

'Some space buffs reckon so'

Are they referring to a child running around with a bucket on his head pretending it's an astronauts helmet? :rolleyes:

smellslikeshoes

Even though I detest The Sun that actually made me smile

Hagar

Next week "Topless gorilla found on Mars".

Orla K

I quite like his professional title 'Enthusiast Nigel Cooper'

Quazzie

Trash Newspaper wrote:

COULD this be a giant silverback gorilla... on MARS?

Surely they mean green back

AnonoBoy

Enthusiast Nigel Cooper - who has studied thousands of photos taken by Nasa rovers and posted online

Well if he's posted online he must know what he's talking about, only the most qualified and intelligent people can post online I hear.

Teddy Chips

Quick, someone call Mark Wahlberg.

me-skywalker

Is the sun turning into...

http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/batboy_1_2.jpg

Dave!

They must be absolute mongs working at that paper

prinz

me-skywalker wrote: »

Is the sun turning into...
http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/batboy_1_2.jpg

.....a batboy? :eek:

Funkfield

"Ashley Cole Sends Naked Pics To Mars-Ape"

IrishManSaipan

Dave! wrote: »

People must be absolute mongs for purchasing that paper

A small correction.;)

ejmaztec

Whatever it is, it looks like it's taking one almighty dump of interstellar proportions:eek:. This is a job for Flut.

knird evol

There doesn't seem to be any food roundabouts for the Martian Gorilla.
Maybe he can do photosynthesis and harness the power of the sun.

sexdwarf

me-skywalker wrote: »

Is the sun turning into...

http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/batboy_1_2.jpg

I miss the Weekly World News

ejmaztec

knird evol wrote: »

There doesn't seem to be any food roundabouts for the Martian Gorilla.
Maybe he can do photosynthesis and harness the power of the sun.

Spoken like a true enthusiast.

PCPhoto

the_monkey wrote: »

That's it im convinced ...
:rolleyes:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2875287/Gorilla-seen-in-Nasa-snap-from-Mars.html

didnt anyone notice the irony of the OP being .... "the_monkey" starting a thread about a gorilla (or rocks in the shape of a gorilla)

bonerm

PCPhoto wrote: »

didnt anyone notice the irony of the OP being .... "the_monkey" starting a thread about a gorilla (or rocks in the shape of a gorilla)

No I didn't notice it. But that's only because I know gorillas aren't monkeys.

knird evol

ejmaztec wrote: »

Spoken like a true enthusiast.

The Court cleared me of those alleged enthusiasms and I never seen any
of those animals before.

mikom

the_monkey wrote: »

Gorilla found on Mars!!

He's no good if he can't play drums.

Luno

That looks like my backgarden!

lizardfudge

sexdwarf wrote: »

I miss the Weekly World News

All the old issues are up on Google Books.

http://books.google.com/books/serial/ISSN:0199574X?rview=1&lr=&sa=N&start=0

Hours of fun to be had!

Riddle101

lol, of all the things they could have said they found on Mars, they say a Gorilla. I wonder will the Bigfoot people be interest in this. I don't know the correct name for them, so I'll just call them Bigfoot people.

Dravokivich

lizardfudge wrote: »

All the old issues are up on Google Books.

http://books.google.com/books/serial/ISSN:0199574X?rview=1&lr=&sa=N&start=0

Hours of fun to be had!

http://books.google.com/books?id=U_UDAAAAMBAJ&printsec=frontcover&lr=&rview=1#v=onepage&q=&f=false

^- computer virus spreads to humans... HAHAHAHA

either how... this enthuaist know a thing or 2 about big stones on a planet thats either... really stoney... or really sandy?

opinion guy

bluto63 wrote: »

'Some space buffs reckon so'

Are they referring to a child running around with a bucket on his head pretending it's an astronauts helmet? :rolleyes:

Yes. Yes they are.

Biggins

Someone's been reading the "National Inquirer" too much and decided to copy an article into the Sun?
..Then again, what's the daily difference?

SoulTrader

I can't open The Sun at work, so I searched for the article on a different site:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815753-does-this-picture-show-a-gorilla-on-mars

I love how they say "The picture shows what appears to be a silverback gorilla standing proud on the Martian landscape, but is in fact a rock, because gorillas don't live on Mars".

SoulTrader

Riddle101 wrote: »

lol, of all the things they could have said they found on Mars, they say a Gorilla. I wonder will the Bigfoot people be interest in this. I don't know the correct name for them, so I'll just call them Bigfoot people.

Ahem, we like to be referred to as "Bigfoot Enthusiasts".

Riddle101

SoulTrader wrote: »

Ahem, we like to be referred to as "Bigfoot Enthusiasts".

Ah gotcha:D

Xluna

knird evol wrote: »

There doesn't seem to be any food roundabouts for the Martian Gorilla.
Maybe he can do photosynthesis and harness the power of the sun.

BTW, what is the hottest part of the sun?

MaybeLogic

Xluna wrote: »

BTW, what is the hottest part of the sun?

Page 3?

Overheal

Yes. Enthusiasts.........

ejmaztec

knird evol wrote: »

The Court cleared me of those alleged enthusiasms and I never seen any
of those animals before.

I bet you still wear your anorak though, when you feel a bit of enthusiasm coming on.:eek:

sceptre

69 wrote: »

Next week "Topless gorilla found on Mars".

This ("TV's hottest lesbian scenes") was linked down the page as the current most-read story. It comes with a free picture of Julie Benz kissing Dana Delaney, which will be appealing to those who like Buffyverse/China Beach crossover lesbian fantasy. I reckon. I'm glad Anna Friel's done so well for herself.

Herb Powell

heheh........
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2876198/Germans-caught-romping-in-road.html

Yakult

Honestly, you could sell that news paper **** from your dog and they would still publish it

Biggins

SoulTrader wrote: »

...I love how they say "The picture shows what appears to be a silverback gorilla standing proud on the Martian landscape, but is in fact a rock, because gorillas don't live on Mars".

They should try Snickers instead. Sorry, couldn't resist.

drdeadlift

It doesnt really look like a gorilla,it just looks like a lump of rock

donvito99

the_monkey wrote: »

That's it im convinced ...
:rolleyes:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2875287/Gorilla-seen-in-Nasa-snap-from-Mars.html

All that means is that Gorillas have managed to get to Mars before us.

CrazyRabbit

There may be intelligent life on Mars, but there certainly isn't any at the offices of The Sun newspaper.

...and I use the term 'newspaper' very reluctantly.

flowersagogo

whatever it is out there..the ward hunt will piss off all the martians while trying to catch it.

Pompey Magnus

donvito99 wrote: »

All that means is that Gorillas have managed to get to Mars before us.

Well dogs did beat us into space, have we missed another target?

billymitchell

lizardfudge wrote: »

All the old issues are up on Google Books.

http://books.google.com/books/serial/ISSN:0199574X?rview=1&lr=&sa=N&start=0

Hours of fun to be had!

"Dear diary, jackpot"

Dj Stiggie

SoulTrader wrote: »

I can't open The Sun at work, so I searched for the article on a different site:

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815753-does-this-picture-show-a-gorilla-on-mars

I love how they say "The picture shows what appears to be a silverback gorilla standing proud on the Martian landscape, but is in fact a rock, because gorillas don't live on Mars".

The Metro wrote:

a crater over 100 miles in diameter that is thought to have once been a lake filled with liquid water.

NO WAY!!!

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I'd pay to see those in the Dail on mars... without space suits or oxygen. Die ye cnuts


Honestly though, who the fcuk would think that there's a gorilla on mars, apart from the sun/daily fail readers...?

Biggins

Between the man in the moon and a gorilla on Mars, there is a few jokes possibly - surely - about something being on Uranus! :rolleyes:

me-skywalker

prinz wrote: »

.....a batboy? :eek:

sexdwarf wrote: »

I miss the Weekly World News

See he gets it!! Greatest comedy of all time!

orourkeda

Dave! wrote: »

They must be absolute mongs working at that paper

Manky McMing

orourkeda

Decker Salty Magnum wrote: »

I'd pay to see those in the Dail on mars... without space suits or oxygen. Die ye cnuts


Honestly though, who the fcuk would think that there's a gorilla on mars, apart from the sun/daily fail readers...?

A few right spacers in the dail alright