Best/worst/weirdest chat up lines

HalloweenJack

I had a date earlier on and tried the "boyfriend material" one. It cracked her up.

Midnight Sundance

I remember falling for the fake eye lash trick. Guy comments on how long they are,says they must be fake,you close eyes to show them they not n bam a peck on the lips. Have to say i laughed. :-)

bud1970

"you know what would look good on you?. me!!"

or....

"if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put "u" and "i" together"

or if they fail, you could just try, "would ye take a length???"

Red_Marauder

The longest/ most successful relationship I ever had was one that began over the corpse of a dead dog. I reckon the first words spoken were "Hmmn..."

So chat up lines are garbage. It's initially physical attraction, it doesn't really matter what is said, just say something.

McChubbin

My name is URL wrote: »

"If all else fails, just get your lad out"

that's one I used, I read it on an internet forum... didn't end well

So, I heird u liek mudkipz. :pac:






... I'll get me coat.

Pdfile

best: " how much ? "

Worst: " how much "


You cant go wrong really.

ilovelamp2000

I know a fella who, every Saturday night, would wait until about 2.20am then walk up to the ugliest girl in the night club and say "Well love, I haven't seen anyone else talking to you tonight. So it's me or nothing."


He pulled every time.

JonnyF

You wanna go get some pizza and f**k?

what? you don't like pizza?

bazmaiden

Ya don't sweat much for a fat burd!!

Is your name Gillette? Because your the best a man can get!

Dunjohn

My name is URL wrote: »

"If all else fails, just get your lad out"

that's one I used, I read it on an internet forum... didn't end well

Wait, you said that to the girl? There's the problem, mate.

extra-ordinary_

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?



Were you in an accident?










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JonnyF

extra-ordinary_ wrote: »

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?


.

True story, my mate said this to one of my girlfriend's friends at a house party a couple of years ago and her response was "oh my god, no, i'd take it as a compliment"

needless to say she's not the brightest crayon in the box

OutlawPete

I usually just sing that one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3nqOmF2j50

tim0ney

• I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

• I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves

• If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

• You auto-complete me.

• Oh, I’m sorry. I thought that was a Braille nametag.

• If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.

• If I were an enzyme I would DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

degausserxo

Yer a wizard, Harry.

Junco Partner

my mickey died can i bury it in you

or


there are 206 bones in the human body......... how'd ya like one more?

_LilyRose_

take off your pants

degausserxo

_LilyRose_ wrote: »

take off your pants

.. and jacket?

_LilyRose_

degausserxo wrote: »

.. and jacket?

na, just the pants'll do:cool:

Cupcake_Crisis

degausserxo wrote: »

.. and jacket?

you can leave your hat on...

phill106

Rosco1982 wrote: »

I know a fella who, every Saturday night, would wait until about 2.20am then walk up to the ugliest girl in the night club and say "Well love, I haven't seen anyone else talking to you tonight. So it's me or nothing."


He pulled every time.

Ya but was it the same ugly bird every saturday night :P