What does Urban Dictionary say about you?

The Volt

Type your first name into the www.urbandictionary.com search engine and see what it has to say about your first name.

Here's what it said about me

Glenn -
1. a guy with a huge dong that every chick digs and wants to suck off

2. A very hot guy that flirts way too much. Tall and handsome with beautiful clear eyes.


Not a million miles away I must admit :pac:

radio_protector

Often Tall, and dark haired, Cian's tend to be awesome and deep-thinkers. They have books of scrapbooks and do not hesitate to ask celebrity's to fill them. They tend not to go with the flow but at their own rhythm to life. They Will make friends with anyone of any age or size and not care about look but emphasis more on personality and intelligence. Cian's are great people and your lucky if you make friends with them!
Person 1: Hey who that over there?
Person 2: Oh thats Cian he's awesome! He'll make friends with anyone and never say a harsh word about ya.
Person 2: he sounds nice.
Person 1: Yeah he really is!

bluto63

Jack -
Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"
Oh my ****ing God. I would tap a Jack.

Oh ye :cool:

SV

A hot guy with a large penis. Very kinky, good in bed with a body to die for.
Oh god its lloyd he makes me moist


biggest pimp, pure playa, gets mad pussy

The coolest guy on the face of the friggin' world!!



to name a few..

Iwasfrozen

Voltwad wrote: »

Not a million miles away I must admit :pac:

Your right, try three million.

Pompey Magnus

Ciaran:

a sexy-licious irishmen who has an extremely nice jelly which leah-anne should keep her nasty paws off. anyways, back to ciaran. he has a very advanced case of sexy-itis. you get the picture.


I wonder who this Leah Anne is?

ibarelycare

Mine says

"Prob ginge, a funny woman, born to be a porn-star, irish, a bit slow too"

Ha! Four out of five...I'm not saying which four :pac:

mudokon

There are 5 pages for my name.

1)All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known
to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends.
Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong
like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in.
Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God

14) A fat pink starfish.

Tomebagel

Gavin an extremely large penis. Its a word that is becoming more common
Girl: have you seen the gavin on that guy!
Other Girl: no
Girl: OMG! its HUGE!


The cutest boy in the universe. Has a jewfro that makes him even cuter. If you don't know him, it sucks to be you. Also named after the GTO.
"You know that Gavin kid? He's irresistable!"

a guy that will pown ur arse in resistance.
gavin will pwn you because you are a noob.

445279.ie

1. when your obsessed with something very much and cant stop thinking about it.

2. is amazing

3. a girl who eats pizza and drinks beers with the guys whilst maintaining a sense of ladlylike decorum. she also always dresses to the nines, even when she's sleeping

I particularly like the second one

JJJJNR

To have a massive schlong...

Stella777

Two definitions for my name:
Stella:
"a disco girl, usually caught wearing short skirts, heavy make-up and chewing gum. occasionally referred to as part of the canine species. found in groups of three or more at high schools and shops."

or...

"A classy, flirty young woman"

gamblitis

Tomebagel wrote: »

Gavin an extremely large penis. Its a word that is becoming more common
Girl: have you seen the gavin on that guy!
Other Girl: no
Girl: OMG! its HUGE!


The cutest boy in the universe. Has a jewfro that makes him even cuter. If you don't know him, it sucks to be you. Also named after the GTO.
"You know that Gavin kid? He's irresistable!"

a guy that will pown ur arse in resistance.
gavin will pwn you because you are a noob.

This is me also.

Son Of A Vidic

Charco wrote: »

Ciaran:

a sexy-licious irishmen who has an extremely nice jelly which leah-anne should keep her nasty paws off. anyways, back to ciaran. he has a very advanced case of sexy-itis. you get the picture.


I wonder who this Leah Anne is?

I was wondering the same myself, my fellow Ciarán.

McChubbin

Everything bolded is true to me:

SARAH:
-A cool girl, generally pretty, smart and funny. Into expressing herself through music, art, and or acting. Fun to be around, and even though she may not know it, she's loved by everyone. People who hate her, either hate her for something she did or hate her out of jealousy. She's very romantic and a little bookish, but can also be sexy when she wants to. Usually very happy/positive, unless something emotionally or mentally crusing happens.

-Means "princess" in hebrew. Sarahs are fun to be around and don't care what others think about them. They are loyal and trustworthy and have a good sense of humor. They are bold, brave, and attractive, but certainly not perfect (then again who is?). Overall you'll want to spend your time with them and get to know them better. You learn things about yourself through them and appreciate having them in your life. Still dont be fooled, they can have an attitude if they dont agree with something- mostly its sarcasm so either accept the remarks or just ignore them.

-A girl who gives the impression of a tough tomboy in order to hide her true self. Usually, Sarah's are very musical and extremely theatrical. Because they are so theatrical, you can never know everything about them(they might assure you that you know every last detail of their life, but they might never truly mean it).

-Usually a shy, caring, sensitive person. Always stunning in appearance, Sarah's tend to have a sarcastic sense of humor and reel men in with their looks and wit. Lastly, Sarah's are amazing in the sack, as their extroverted side is revealed!

A girl with naturally red hair and green eyes. She loves verbally abusing people and has a large appetite. Will accept an invitation to McDees anyday. Can turn any conversation into a dirty one by making you feel uncomfortable by getting too close and serenading people. Thinks she can sing but she sucks! Likes to play with woodland creatures while riding llama's in farmville.

GLaDOS

Kev: wanker scum that comes froma council estate, normally wear tracksuit, gold chain and baseball cap and ****ty trainers. think they're solid and walk like they're trying to keep their drugs hidden up they're arse. shuld all be shot on the spot

Kevin: basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

....eh, the second one

Buford T Justice

1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend

Irish_polizei

Davy-

The coolest person in the group very funny the girls always want him. people with the name davy usally have the biggest penis.

-hey i wish i was funny like davy-
-i wish i had a penis like him-


David- No 7

A David is god. Davids are usually smart, sexy, and kick and Thomas or Alex's ass. Davids usually have extremely large c*#ks.
Damn that pornstar is such David.
Here comes "The David". Hes my God.

liah

Leah (as it's originally spelled):

To describe something of such superb standards it almost cannot be described by any word or sentence or onomatopoeia in the English language.
Oh man, look at that Leah!
She soooo sexy!!!!

(noun) to be a sexy attractive piece of meat

(verb) to produce sexual healing to another

Female. Not a teenager anymore.

stubborn, trustworthy, loyal, punctual, amazing...
quite dillusioned but at least she knows it.

Fantastically funny.

Speaks sarcasm as a second language.
Hates late people.

Will run for the bus if she needs to.

Watches many many movies and can often be seen dancing.

Always there with a shoulder to lean on.

An impeccable kind of girl, a very beautiful/amazing person who by all means defines beauty.

Can be used to refer to someone as beautiful, gorgeous, etc.

Clearly all true.. :pac:

Actually, this one's so spot on it's frightening.

a person who is no longer a little girl, but refuses to give up the essence of such. is obbsesed w/ everything beauty related. best friend is possibly clinically insane but there is no proof on such subject yet. people tend to think her older than she is. is truthful, if she doesn't like you, then she will tell you straight up; to your face no less. she doesnt care if u hate her. is a closet nerd and a closet sensitive. doesnt really like the fact that her best friend has moved... twice w. dif people. hates the fact that there is so much space between were she lives and them. enjoys life. laziest girl you will ever meet. enjoys knowing more than the teacher's. every person has a leah in their life. she is the "rock" in her groups of friends and keeps them from floating away, like silly little balloons. enjoys the fact that she is veiwed as a peer to most people, no matter their age. is often thought to be precognitive as she seems to have de ja vu quite often. loves her friends and boyfriend to the max compacity of her ability. is often told that she is gorgeus. often rejects complements, is used to times before she was pretty, when she was made fun of. doesnt take what you say lightly. speaks sarcasm as a first language, second is english, all others reign last. feels that everyone should be her best freind.

Shame it's a wall of text.

Minstrel27

Eamonn
Name deriving from the Irish culture, A true lady's man, tough, smart, & physically fit. Ready for anything and can easily out drink a normal American or any others. Fearless an any situation, determined and ready for anything coming his way.
Person1: That guy over there came from the marines didn't he?

Person2: Yeah thats Eamonn watch out though he's a bad ass.

Dolbert

Lol

A very cool/hot person.
Dolores is lyk so cool and hot *fap fap fap*

Michellenman

michelle

Hebrew meaning "like God"...michelle's are often Leo's, astonishingly gorgeous, very athletic, dark hair and usually curly/waivy/thick, another thing is that almost all Michelle's have similar noses.
guy#1. "man that girl was hot and good in bed"
guy#2. "must've been named Michelle"
guy#1. "how'd you know?"
guy#2. "..."

Too true. Too true.

MistyCheese

Misty: A totally hot chick

Cheese: The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

MistyCheese: MistyCheese got to write this definition herself.
And people think Wikipedia is unreliable.

InkSlinger67

Steve (short for Steven/Stephen) is a name associated with power and awesomeness.
An Australian male with the name Steve should be praised constantly.
Historians have noted that the name derives from a line of kings, sports stars and top blokes.
It has been noted that philosophers in the mould of Nostradamus and Albert Einstein have stated that the name Steve should be put away because it would be difficult for any young male to have such a burden placed on their shoulders.
However this theory was rebuked by the AOS (Association of Steve's) who correctly suggested that once a child is named Steve they can automatically take upon such a mantle, as with the name they are the recipient of much greatness, authority and laid-backednesss.
Parents who embed their children with this hallowed name shall receive an all round champ of a son for their knowledgeable choice.
My name is Steve
All hail Steve, the almighty

Notorious

Tadhg is the name which is the product of incoherent angstful shouting, and kerboard-bashing. The term 'Tadhg' can be used as an adjective, and is sometimes used as a way of expressing/venting emotions.

That was disappointing.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

Barry:

Verb: to barry

To empty the contents of your stomach/ rainbow burp, speak to god on the great white telephone/ Make friends with the toilet seat, due to alcahol consumption

Originated from the GWA borlase
"Mate, i shouldnt have had that "n"th beer i think im gonna barry......*eugh*"

Baz:

A housebound loner, bitter and twisted and prone to spontaneous abuse in the many chatrooms he frequents.
I wish Baz would leave B3ta, his joke is wearing thin.

---

Awh that didn't go too well.:(

Mrmoe

Maurice
Completly awesome. Hangs out in chat rooms with his buddys talks gamer slang in everyday situations. Best friends with Connor. Melodie is his bitch
Melodie: Maurice wanna come to the movies with me?
Maurice: IDk was gonna hang out and chat with my peeps.
Melodie: Pl0x
Maurice: You have Melted my heart with you r amer slang i shall go with you.

Bystander: That Melodie is a lucky bitch.

Very true except for the Mlodie bit.

brummytom

Brummy wrote:

A persom from Birmingham
speaking with funny accent at first a bit hard to understand. All the sentences to be said at one breath. Hard to explain eya, it must be heard

brummy: am u alright, mucker? where am ya?
brummy2: Im with them people acroos the road

The example is actually a yamyam accent, so that's way off

Tom wrote:

Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

Girl 1: *Cries*
Girl 2: What's wrong?!
Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me
Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...
Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

Thomas (my proper name) wrote:

A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.

hitlersson666

for patrick
All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww ****... leave it alone, that ****er will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

and for my nick name hammy..
A person or thing is defined as a 'Hammy' when they possess a large genitalia.
"I slept with this guy last night and he was definitely a Hammy, I'm still acheing this morning!

Busi_Girl08

Aoife always like to laugh at your expense. she's never without a camera by her side ready to snap the ridiculous face you make. she will then post it straight on to facebook of course.
-"Lets balance everything we can from the campsite on his head while he's passed out"
-"aoife will be mad she wan't here to see this"

Oh great. So apparantly I'm a bitch.

AlmightyCushion

Conn.

Conn means someone is a bad ass. A Conn is always the life of a party, they also will not back down from a fight, and if you fight one you fight them all!
See that dude? He is a Conn dont **** with him.

Tommy_NDX

Thomas- The best boyfriend a girl could ask for. Has a 7.5 to 8 inch penis.

Tommy- A deadbeat dad and woman beater. A scumbag who will sleep with your best friend behind your back.

Im stickin with Tommy.

Original Steyr

David:

1.
A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity.

2. a very hot guy usually nice and very funny

3. A person who is hecka cool or awesome. Everyone else is nothing compared to a David.

4. One who is a BAD ASS MOTHA ****A. This person is often very good looking and usually quite daring. This person also enjoys a nice glass of scotch, and most closely compared to the badass McLovin.
"You are such a David for banging my mom and sister!"
"Only David could have raped Goliath."

5. 1. (noun)The name of a famous statue made by Michaelangelo
2. (adj.)A Person with really great hair, that you just want to take a nap in it.
3. (adj.) A person who generally has great taste in music and is loved my everyone, most of the time.

1. Have you seen "David?" it's the most beautiful pieve of artwork I have ever witnessed in my entire life.

2. Have you seen his hair? He is so david.

3. Did you know that johnny liked that band? He is such a david.

6. A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.
Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza"


Not far off the mark really:pac:

Mackman

Matt

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing

:cool:

BrokenArrows

Cathal

1.
Irish male name (the Welsh are known as sheepshaggers, not the irish)
It's tagged in lynx onto a ramp in a skate park in fassnidge, Uxbridge
Pronouced COH-ol
OMG Cathal is the sexiest beast alive!!!

2.
the coolest person on the planet. his qualities include good looks, high iq, exceptional talent in all areas and just pure brilliance.
the one and only cathal

3.
Dirty trickster, tease. Someone who knows how to push your buttons and uses it to their advantage.
I was so frustrated, he behaved like a complete Cathal...

caseyann

is the perfect woman. She has no flaw. She's funny, sweet, smart as hell, and above all, she is extremely gorgeous. She doesn't let anyone push her around and she has a great personality. She has some awesome goals set and always wins my heart. Has great taste in guys. Don't listen to what the other jack-off put. Everybody loves me.

If you were to look up the word "amazing" in the dictionary, there would be a picture of me:D.

I have like ten pages hahaha

SeanKev

Sean.

one sexy bugger
as cute as anything, never lets you down, polite, sweet and a genuinely all round awesome guy
loved by everyone

'woah! thats guys awesome'
'he must be a sean'
:cool:

fergpie

Somebody claiming to be a rampant stud and a heavy boozer on the internet but who is in fact about 12.
"dude, have you seen this guy?! He went out on a three day binge and says condoms are too tight for him!"

"Sorry bro, you've been merked. He's a fergal. I've got his myspace here, he's only 12 years old."

How did they know.... :pac:

Duggy747

Brendan:

A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fùck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him

I'm just brilliant! I also known as something to do with female squirting :pac:

Dr. Baltar

I win:

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...

littlefriend

Lisa

The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly.

An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent.

Most Lisas are hot.

An extremely smart and sexy female with great hair and a great face. Nice, sweet and generous are words that go along with Lisa. She is funny and giving. Not a slut by any means but does like to have a good time.. She is self confident and blessed with good genes. She just has it all; all other girls are extremely jealous of her.



WOW my parents got it so right!!

cournioni

Colin

A name for sexy boys who often use guitars. Often confused with Colon, the body part. Common to be very popular with girls; potentially due to large penis oh yeah..
Wow, there is that guy Colin, he is so sexy while playing the guitar naked.

:cool:

qz

Mark:

the most sexy, erotic, flirtatious, hot stuff, bootylicious 4 letter word you'll ever see. If you spell it backwards, you get kram which according to urban dictionary means smoking weed/ganja/herb; how cool is that! I know you're impressed. If you take the mark out of supermarket, all you're left with is superet and that's pretty stupid cause why would you go out to the superet, it makes no sense. Mark means warlike, especially in bed if ya know what i mean. Its definitely the coolest word/name ever cause if you spell it frontwards and backwards, its different!!!

Excellent.

Bonito

John ;

I'll stick in the good and the bad.

Good:

An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always warm, and ticklish in a few places that make him twitch cutely. He has great legs, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, sexy, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.
I love you, John!!!

bad :

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..
"i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"

Meh.

funk-you

Patrick

All around perfect man and a sexy beast. Known to cause even the most loyal of girls to turn on their boyfriends. Talented with music, words, and kills in any sport he plays. Strong like bull. Always competitive, and ALWAYS wins what he competes in. Some consider to be on the status of not only a god, but THE God.
"Damn, my girl got snatched..."
"Kick his ass dude!"
"Nah man... it was Patrick bro"
"Awww ****... leave it alone, that ****er will kill you"

"I didn't know Jesus went to this school"
"Nah dude... that guy right there, that's Patrick. But they are easily confused"

You knows it.

-Funk