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Pope travels to UK to put a stop to equality

  • 02-02-2010 3:21pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 24


    Pope travels to UK to put a stop to equality and gay rights. but he doesn't have the time to stop by Ireland and apologise in person for the systemic abuse and molestation of children over (god knows) how many decades by his organisation.

    Good Thing I live in London. if i'm bored that day I might take the time to print a South Park screen capture of the pope leading a little boy around by a dog collar, and put it on a placard.


    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/faith/article7011906.ece


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,207 ✭✭✭meditraitor


    this should be good ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    that pope chap is a fruitcake. and looks like the spawn of satan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    Bishop Brennan for Pope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Most evil person that ever lived


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,175 ✭✭✭Red_Marauder


    I thought it was hilarious how he's campaigning against the fact that an organisation with a disproportionately large number of homosexual employees may be forced to employ homosexuals... bit behind the times.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    I can't think of a sufficiently glib response so I shall present my reply as an imaginary headline in the style of The Sun:

    "Papal poofter prejudice"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Most evil person that ever lived

    He has the eyes of a killer, you know.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    I'm surprised that you all seem to be surprised. It's typical warped Catholic logic. These people need to get their priorities in order.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,375 ✭✭✭kmick


    Its not surprising, nazi's dont like homosexuals.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    He's just enforcing the Roman Catholic policy, that's what the leader of an organisation does

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    Ahh the "Natural Law", what a shame he can't realise it's his own law and nobody or nothing else's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    I can't think of a sufficiently glib response so I shall present my reply as an imaginary headline in the style of The Sun:

    "Papal poofter prejudice"

    'Poncey Pyjama'd Pontiff's Prejudice Pains Poofters'
    'Totty Terror Terry Tiddled Mrs Mugabe - blames Tiger'


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    He's just enforcing the Roman Catholic policy, that's what the leader of an organisation does

    It's like tits on a boar. Useless and quite comical.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    I found extract particulary amusing.





    He was speaking out after the Pope said that recent legislation in Britain ran counter to natural law

    Apparently expecting people who wish to become priests and nuns to take a vow of chastity does'nt run counter to natural law.:rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 24 zaphood316


    "Papal poofter prejudice"

    Hmmm, or maybe "UK people patronised as Pedo Papal peruses poofter prejudice"

    just a thought....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    Nodin wrote: »
    'Poncey Pyjama'd Pontiff's Prejudice Pains Poofters'
    'Totty Terror Terry Tiddled Mrs Mugabe - blames Tiger'

    Papa ratza unrealistic, Irish clerics are atrocious.


    (fuck this, i'm off to fleet street)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭8k2q1gfcz9s5d4


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Bishop Brennan for Pope.

    Down with this sort of thing


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 46,938 ✭✭✭✭Nodin


    Down with this sort of thing

    Careful Now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Down with this sort of thing

    Careful now....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,347 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    You gotta love this bunch. Completely insane.
    I can't wait til they completely lose the plot and with it lose all their followers and the world can move on away from this magical make believe garbage.

    RELIGION IS NONSENSE PEOPLE!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,604 ✭✭✭Kev_ps3


    that pope chap is a fruitcake. and looks like the spawn of satan.

    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect. Sounds like Ian Paisley nonsense.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    xKev wrote: »
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect..

    Do you really believe he deserves it?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    He is scary ass looking :(
    Who cares if he says sorry not going to change it and certainly wont stop it.:mad:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    He should have been over here long ago to apologize. I never really liked the guy anyway but his complete lack of action over the child abuse report is a disgrace and he should answer for it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    xKev wrote: »
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect. Sounds like Ian Paisley nonsense.
    Respect isn't demanded, it's earned. And he hasn't earned it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    xKev wrote: »
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect. Sounds like Ian Paisley nonsense.

    You're from Leitrim?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    xKev wrote: »
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect. Sounds like Ian Paisley nonsense.

    lol.. respect a man that slated the use of condoms as a prevention for HIV in Africa

    cop the hell on tbh.. the man has no respect for humanity


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,477 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Looks like Darth Benedict is going to strike back at gays now. Get it:D
    Pope Palpetine.jpg
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect. Sounds like Ian Paisley nonsense.

    I'm a Catholic but even I don't respect Benedict, the guy is a fool ands really needs to be careful because he's just embarrassing the church by doing what he's doing. Of course that dosen't mean that the church hasn't already embarrassed itself what with all the child abuse, but I'm saying he's just adding fuel to the fire.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,595 ✭✭✭bonerm


    Pity yer woman didn't crack his skull open last month.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    xKev wrote: »
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect. Sounds like Ian Paisley nonsense.


    Seriously they live in a palace respect for what :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    What's the Daily Mail's take on this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    Most evil person that ever lived
    ...Seriously?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    xKev wrote: »
    Well he the leader of a religion that 90%+ of this county follow. Have some respect.

    90% of people in this country are not practising Catholics.

    Respect? Don't give me that horse sh*t. His whole organisation covered up the systematic abuse of children for decades. They can kiss the back of me flaps so they can and f*ck right off while they're doing it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Nodin wrote: »
    He has the eyes of a killer, you know.

    Here he is http://www.freewebs.com/tal-won/emperor2.jpg Seriously he does look like him.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,347 ✭✭✭Sean Quagmire


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    What's the Daily Mail's take on this?

    Informed, balanced and above all, fair


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,922 ✭✭✭hooradiation


    Informed, balanced and above all, fair

    oh you joker, you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Most evil person that ever lived

    Is that not a slight overstatement

    The competition for that rather dubious accolade is pretty fierce you know


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    brummytom wrote: »
    ...Seriously?
    He tells Africans not to use condoms, ignores the horrors inflicted on children by members of his church and orchestrated the downfall of the Republic and the destruction of the Jedi Council. How is that not evil?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    brummytom wrote: »
    ...Seriously?

    No, not really. It's a joke that Paul Merton made on Have I got News for You.

    Though, as far as Popes go, he's not a very nice one


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    The op's post is incorrect and not worthy of comment on those grounds. THe pope was due to travel to the UK. The pope also apologised for the actions of the church in a letter read out in the church.

    Werent you there?

    Prob not!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    No, not really. It's a joke that Paul Merton made on Have I got News for You.

    Though, as far as Popes go, he's not a very nice one
    In fairness, the current batch of popes are great compared to some of the looneys there before. One pope dug up his predecessor's body and put him on trial, then "executed" him. The pope after that, dug up the body again and had another trial (same outcome). And they were some of the more sane popes from back then!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Though, as far as Popes go, he's not a very nice one

    Actually thats quite debatable as well ?
    humanji wrote: »
    One pope dug up his predecessor's body and put him on trial, then "executed" him. The pope after that, dug up the body again and had another trial (same outcome).

    Thatll teach Im !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Malty_T wrote: »
    Do you really believe he deserves it?

    yes. he does deserve it. nobody, and i mean nobody does more to enhance the spread of AID(S) throughout the world.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Actually thats quite debatable as well ?

    It's a shame that Pope John Paul I died so young. He seemed very progressive,especially for his time.( Conspiracy thread anyone?)

    John Paul was not your ordinary pope. He referred to himself as "I" instead of the traditional royal "We." His beaming demeanor earned him the nickname "The Smiling Pope" and gave him cachet with the little people. John Paul immediately began planning out reforms he perceived that the church needed, including revisions to the long-standing absolute ban on contraceptives and fertility treatments. He was apparently also planning to shake up the Vatican power structure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    Xluna wrote: »
    It's a shame that Pope John Paul I died so young. He seemed very progressive,especially for his time.( Conspiracy thread anyone?)

    John Paul was not your ordinary pope. He referred to himself as "I" instead of the traditional royal "We." His beaming demeanor earned him the nickname "The Smiling Pope" and gave him cachet with the little people. John Paul immediately began planning out reforms he perceived that the church needed, including revisions to the long-standing absolute ban on contraceptives and fertility treatments. He was apparently also planning to shake up the Vatican power structure.

    wouldn't be too surprised to find out he commited suicide by stabbing himself in the back six times before throwing himself off the vatican.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,578 ✭✭✭✭Turtwig


    genericguy wrote: »
    yes. he does deserve it. nobody, and i mean nobody does more to enhance the spread of AID(S) throughout the world.

    Em...
    Em....
    Em.....
    Em......
    I was posting in response to another user saying that the Pope deserved respect.

    I fully agree with your sentiment btw, just please don't confuse my point of view again.:)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    Thumbs up for the sensationalist thread title. While I agree the pope should apologise on behalf of the church for the abuse, I disagree he should go against the teachings of the church he represents by voicing his support for gay rights... even though I disagree with the church's stance.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Xluna wrote: »
    It's a shame that Pope John Paul I died so young. He seemed very progressive,especially for his time

    Possibly although the fact that he never had much opportunity to implement it might lead one to speculate that the progressiveness of his agenda might have been subsequently exxagurated.

    We have little way of telling really.
    Dudess wrote: »
    While I agree the pope should apologise on behalf of the church for the abuse, I disagree he should go against the teachings of the church he represents by voicing his support for gay rights... even though I disagree with the church's stance.

    Ummm I thought his role involved rather more than representing his church
    genericguy wrote: »
    wouldn't be too surprised to find out he commited suicide by stabbing himself in the back six times before throwing himself off the vatican.
    The official explanation IIRC was that he hadnt been taking his heart medication because in his excitement at his surprise appointment he forgot to bring it with him when he set off for Rome.

    Rome being such a small little place there arent a lot of pharmacies dontcha know


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,329 ✭✭✭Xluna


    Dudess wrote: »
    Thumbs up for the sensationalist thread title. While I agree the pope should apologise on behalf of the church for the abuse, I disagree he should go against the teachings of the church he represents by voicing his support for gay rights... even though I disagree with the church's stance.

    I see where you're coming from but can't a Pope reinterpret and change dogma? Interestingly enough Jesus himself never commented on homosexuality.


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