Post another baseless lie about the poster above!

colrow

Joes girls said she didn't, but she does....................

Matt Holck

uses the rules to harass employees

James T Kirk

Is Bill Gates' chauffeur.

questionmark?

James T Kirk knows this as his Bill Gates Hooker!

Wazdakka

Was the camera man for Two Girls one Cup.

James T Kirk

Was the cup.

Amalgam

James T Kirk is jealous of men with pointy ears.

colrow

A woman handed an Asbo for having sex too loudly with her husband escaped a prison sentence yesterday after admitting breaching it within days of it being imposed.

Amalgams sex life was so loud, the local postman complained.

Amalgam (48) was first hit with a noise abatement notice, and then when she breached that the tougher Asbo was imposed, ordering her to quieten down in the bedroom.

Almost immediately after it was imposed she broke it and then failed in an appeal to have it overturned.

Jobless Amalgam used Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she had a right to "respect for her private and family life". She also claimed she could not help making the loud noise during sex with her husband at their home.

Their love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions. Neighbours said the Amalgam's sex sessions would usually start at around midnight and last for two or three hours, every night of the week.

At an earlier hearing Amalgam explained she was unable to control the noise she made during sex. "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," she said.

The judge sentenced her to eight weeks in prison suspended for 12 months.

Amalgam

colrow always plays this song very loud, on loop, when having a shower.

colrow

lol just got csught by the internet pleece for trying to access that from here !!!!!!!!! lol
amalgam is not an animal,,,vegetable ,,,, or mineral........what is she ?

Answers on a posycard pleese !!!

hitlersson666

oops i made a thread like this already eek colrow has a puppy in his oven now because he's too old to eat

joes girls

Is trying to out do my lie thread ..........let the battle start:)

hitlersson666

joes girls only subscribed so he can stalk the sex thread :P anyway cdfm posted in my thread soooo na na na na

joes girls

666 is one of the ninja group that took boards down ............shame on you, shame!!!

Amalgam

hitlersson666 has brown eyes and black hair.. and is quite a hippy.

hitlersson666

jose loves toast so much he want to marry it and have little sliced pan babies with it haha.....
amalgam is the man in one man one jar!!!!! whichalso means he lives with his mother

joes girls

666 models his life on spiderman, and has his own pet spiders just to learn the ways ..............47 to 4:)

hitlersson666

joes girls wrote: »

666 models his life on spiderman, and has his own pet spiders just to learn the ways ..............47 to 4:)

jose girls are really men

48....4 so what when mine catches on you'll be kissing my shoes

*waves hand while clicking fingers?*

joes girls

knows his thumbs are too fat to click, so is now on the look out for a clicker!!!(49-4):)

hitlersson666

im bulimec* but thanks im going to make myself vomit it now over ur very mean and hurtful comment!!!! joes girls has a penis!!
* im not actually no offence

joes girls

but what will you do about that odd, biggy boil like thingy on your neck, does vo over and over help it get smaller!!!

Amalgam

joes girls picks up stray one cent coins like an old biddy.

joes girls

amalgam has a picture of the man he wants to be all over his room, and it looks alot like CDfm!!!

joes girls

hitlersson666 wrote: »

cdfm posted in my thread soooo na na na na

I win, I win
:p:p!!!

colrow

Joes Girls is CDfms mummy................... and she loves him..........in the biblical sense

joes girls

Colrow made my hands go blue ......

colrow

joes girls wrote: »

Colrow made my hands go blue ......

from the Blue Pills shes crushing up and rubbing into Cdfms ****** to try and revive it

Amalgam

colrow plays only Joy Division at the local crèche.

colrow

Amalgam once dug up a potato that had two eyes, a nose and a mouth, she fell in love with it and hasn't washed her hands for 56 years now, the noo

Cicero

packing bags, Colrow is having difficulty deciding what Burkas to bring back home for his holidays....looking out for some Aran style Burka's I believe (all the rage over here currently) with some good detailing around the forehead area to bring out his eyebrows.