Post another baseless lie about the poster above!

joes girls

Sarky told me not to dare open another thread- or he will Ban me!!!

Cicero

JG is canvassing Cuckoos Nest members to become the next moderator....she has denied bribery or undue influence of voters but I recieved a PM from her today saying that because she knows I like it so much, she has promised to do something in her pants if she got through....

joes girls

Cicero popped a vein today, he was workin it so hard, but then it happened, he LOLed as his little plop plops, plop plopped into the bowl ....................!!!

PFJSplitter

NOT the brightest bulb in any box of..............stuff.

Fago!

PFJ eats orphans for breakfast.

PFJSplitter

Thinks she's a 'fag' and not a 'fay'

Fago!

Thinks he's a "fay" and not a "fag".

PFJSplitter

Still can't spell...............

Cicero

PFJ enjoys watching daytime TV secretely at nightime.......just so he can say to his friends, "I hate watching daytime TV throughout the day... I much prefer doing things that add value to my life......little do they know he's been an avid Oprah fan for the last 16 years

PFJSplitter

Still can't muster a funny lie....unless it's about some jolly old git....

Cicero

happy go lucky chap..have heard he's getting on in years now...

PFJSplitter

Her wit is still clouded by jiggly gigglies....give it time, gurl, give it time.....:D

colrow

blames sucky as being totally responsible for the shutdown, and doesn't want nif as mod, totally denies it

Cicero

Has planned to run off with Sarky on his wedding day...he's already practicing shouting SARKY SARKY from the back of the church while banging on the window....needs to time his moment correctly though as he's not sure if the 46A bus will arrive on time, to take the two of them off into the sunset before the credits roll.

joes girls

Is going to be the one that saves me ...........

Cicero

And after all is my wonderwall

joes girls

With that voice, should audition for Britain's got talent!!!

Cicero

Should be on page 3 with that body!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

joes girls

should only be seen on the radio with that face!!!

Cicero

makes it so easy for people to like her with comments like that!!!!

joes girls

sits on his ass all day doing nothing, nothing at all!!!

Cicero

Is like two ships..............passing water in the night.............****has leaky bits and loose stoppers..can't help herself really....usen't always be like this but now it's just her and her colostomy bag******

joes girls

is the man that all hot blooded females in the nest wants to bag!!!!

Cicero

is the man that all hot blooded females in the nest wants to bag!!!!

joes girls

Cicero wrote: »

is the woman that any hot blooded males in the nest, needs to hide from!!!!

FYP:p:p!!!

Cicero

FYP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

joes girls

is very original with everything he comes up with!!!

Cicero

Loves to admit defeat graciously

joes girls

always lets the best lady win .............

Cicero

...She wins!!!!

joes girls

and you dont!!!

colrow

Joes girls said she didn't, but she does....................

Matt Holck

uses the rules to harass employees

James T Kirk

Is Bill Gates' chauffeur.

questionmark?

James T Kirk knows this as his Bill Gates Hooker!

Wazdakka

Was the camera man for Two Girls one Cup.

James T Kirk

Was the cup.

Amalgam

James T Kirk is jealous of men with pointy ears.

colrow

A woman handed an Asbo for having sex too loudly with her husband escaped a prison sentence yesterday after admitting breaching it within days of it being imposed.

Amalgams sex life was so loud, the local postman complained.

Amalgam (48) was first hit with a noise abatement notice, and then when she breached that the tougher Asbo was imposed, ordering her to quieten down in the bedroom.

Almost immediately after it was imposed she broke it and then failed in an appeal to have it overturned.

Jobless Amalgam used Article 8 of the Human Rights Act to argue she had a right to "respect for her private and family life". She also claimed she could not help making the loud noise during sex with her husband at their home.

Their love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" and drowned out their neighbours' televisions. Neighbours said the Amalgam's sex sessions would usually start at around midnight and last for two or three hours, every night of the week.

At an earlier hearing Amalgam explained she was unable to control the noise she made during sex. "I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal," she said.

The judge sentenced her to eight weeks in prison suspended for 12 months.

Amalgam

colrow always plays this song very loud, on loop, when having a shower.

colrow

lol just got csught by the internet pleece for trying to access that from here !!!!!!!!! lol
amalgam is not an animal,,,vegetable ,,,, or mineral........what is she ?

Answers on a posycard pleese !!!

hitlersson666

oops i made a thread like this already eek colrow has a puppy in his oven now because he's too old to eat

joes girls

Is trying to out do my lie thread ..........let the battle start:)

hitlersson666

joes girls only subscribed so he can stalk the sex thread :P anyway cdfm posted in my thread soooo na na na na

joes girls

666 is one of the ninja group that took boards down ............shame on you, shame!!!

Amalgam

hitlersson666 has brown eyes and black hair.. and is quite a hippy.

hitlersson666

jose loves toast so much he want to marry it and have little sliced pan babies with it haha.....
amalgam is the man in one man one jar!!!!! whichalso means he lives with his mother

joes girls

666 models his life on spiderman, and has his own pet spiders just to learn the ways ..............47 to 4:)

hitlersson666

joes girls wrote: »

666 models his life on spiderman, and has his own pet spiders just to learn the ways ..............47 to 4:)

jose girls are really men

48....4 so what when mine catches on you'll be kissing my shoes

*waves hand while clicking fingers?*

joes girls

knows his thumbs are too fat to click, so is now on the look out for a clicker!!!(49-4):)

hitlersson666

im bulimec* but thanks im going to make myself vomit it now over ur very mean and hurtful comment!!!! joes girls has a penis!!
* im not actually no offence