Jersey Shore

Stench Blossoms · 07-01-2011 9:46pm

Great season opener.

The poor situation.

I reckon Ronnie is really not that much taller than Snooki.

Richard Dower · 08-01-2011 4:32am

MASSIVE ratings!!!!!!!!...8.45 million!

http://tvbythenumbers.zap2it.com/2011/01/07/jersey-shore-season-premiere-draws-8-4-million-sets-mtv-all-time-series-high/77688

Nemanja91 · 08-01-2011 4:33am

Burgers for the boys!

S.M.B. · 08-01-2011 1:46pm

^ That irritated me, Paulie is one moronic toolbox.

calex71 · 09-01-2011 1:48pm

wow great from the off and the snips from the later eps at the end with sammi

sucker punching

Ronnie

Gold pure car crash gold !!!!!!!!

nicklauski · 10-01-2011 3:26pm

II have to say I think this season will be better than the last two. There is serious unfinished Business in the house from Miami and it was great to see it all kick off straight away.

Not really liking Deena it has to be said. Although when she called Sammi a cnut she went up in my ratings.

That Sammi one has some serious issues. What annoyed me about her was she sat there with Ronnie listening to them talk about her and it was only when Ron got up first she starts running her mouth. I hope she gets a good hiding before she fcuks off

OH YEAH, FIGHT YEAH!

nicklauski · 10-01-2011 7:30pm

Just watching it again. Pauly and Sitch's face during the girls screaming match was classic.

Heisenberg. · 11-01-2011 2:21pm

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3hn2givr7mx1sc · 14-01-2011 7:24pm

Do you think the new girls boobs are real?

:pac:

Next episode is on Monday night in the US.

cian68 · 14-01-2011 7:56pm

aww yeah two episodes next week yeah

Kinky Slinky · 14-01-2011 9:51pm

The second episode wasn't that good

Sammi is so annoying, she always seems to ruin everyones fun

I wonder what would have happened if vinnie didn't lock the door

cian68 · 14-01-2011 10:19pm

Mike was far too interested

In a devil's three way

that would have created an interesting dynamic in the house

Xavi6 · 15-01-2011 4:30am

S.M.B. wrote: »

^ That irritated me, Paulie is one moronic toolbox.

Blasphemy! The guy's a hero.

Just watched the first two episodes and they were quality. Think this will be the best series yet.

Best line so far was when The Situation compared Deena to Thanksgiving cause she's good for a stuffing

S.M.B. · 15-01-2011 10:14pm

Xavi6 wrote: »

Blasphemy! The guy's a hero.

The more I watch of him, the more I think he's got tourettes.

cson · 17-01-2011 3:49pm

Pauly is class, I find him hilarious - he's like an 18 year old in the house even though he's the oldest in there at 29! :eek:

nicklauski · 17-01-2011 6:44pm

cson wrote: »

Pauly is class, I find him hilarious - he's like an 18 year old in the house even though he's the oldest in there at 29! :eek:

I didn't know Pauly was that old!!! He is definitely the best thing about Jersey Shore. Hilarious.
"I want to go to the gymmmmmmmm"

sitch came out with a classic on his first day at work.
"You gotta feed the machine, before the machine can run"

"Situation wants to get situated." The pissed head on him walking back to the kitchen.

Stench Blossoms · 17-01-2011 7:34pm

No way, didn't realise Pauly D was that old.

Loving this series so far. Hate Sammi & Ron but read

on Perez that they are offically broken up

.

Kooka is still my new favourite word.

calex71 · 18-01-2011 1:25pm

Episode 3 aired last night woooooo

Heisenberg. · 18-01-2011 2:57pm

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calex71 · 19-01-2011 1:40am

Scien wrote: »

Did anyone notice when Snooki fell on the beach there was a huge cheer? I reckon they can't do anything anymore without being followed by fans etc.

Yes not like The Hills where the rent a crowd pretended that the camera wasn't there

S.M.B. · 19-01-2011 5:07am

Scien wrote: »

Episode 3 was excellent. Some great one liners as per usual.

Did anyone notice when Snooki fell on the beach there was a huge cheer? I reckon they can't do anything anymore without being followed by fans etc.

Did you not see everybody watching what was going on? There must have been at least a hundred people looking at what was going on and someone shouted out Snooki before she made a run for the water.

calex71 · 19-01-2011 11:25am

Also the camera was allowed to be there and film when they took her in the back door of the police station hmmmmmmmm :rolleyes:

I made a game of it to see how many minders I can spot when they are out, watch carefully you'll see the same guys all the time once you are looking for them, even though it's 'well edited'

Had to laugh at the Danielle when she spotted Paulie

kalora · 19-01-2011 2:30pm

Jersy shore is a good reality tv show. I'm a crazy fan of reality tv shows. Till now, I had never miss even a single episode of this show ever. It's a brilliant series.

Xavi6 · 19-01-2011 4:27pm

Kitchen Ditchin'!

The guy could not be any more of a hero.

cson · 19-01-2011 7:44pm

Oh yeah wake up yeah!

Watching a rerun of Miami Season 2 there and Pauly is veritable hero.

Stench Blossoms · 19-01-2011 8:52pm

"You need to be on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to be DTF in MIA!"

I'm not who I prefer anymore. Situation or Pauly D.

3hn2givr7mx1sc · 20-01-2011 12:03am

It's between Pauly and Vinnie for me.:D
Ronnie could be class if she fecks off.

S.M.B. · 20-01-2011 1:41am

The new gremlin one is a bit ****, isn't she?

I say give her the boot and bring bank Ange!

milehip · 20-01-2011 2:23am

calex71 wrote: »

I made a game of it to see how many minders I can spot when they are out, watch carefully you'll see the same guys all the time once you are looking for them, even though it's 'well edited'

there was at least one upstairs in the night club

when jwow took a piss behind the bar

Tramp!:eek:

calex71 · 20-01-2011 11:01am

S.M.B. wrote: »

The new gremlin one is a bit ****, isn't she?

I say give her the boot and bring bank Ange!

Lol Angelina was DTF , new one is DTF but in her case I think the D is for desperate

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