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So I'm single...

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    #32
    fuelinjection
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭fuelinjection


    Nice girls drink at your local club.
    You just need to drink a bottle of vodka to appreciate them. :D

    Seriosly, join a club. I did German at nights and the next year was jewelery making in NCAD and we were out-numbered by 10 to 1. I had a serious girlfriend though at the time, what a waste. :(:(


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    #33
    speedboatchase
    Registered Users Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭speedboatchase


    OP, read The Game by Neil Strauss. It will help you get your confidence back and give you the edge when you're heading out http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263091627&sr=1-1

    Seriously, great read


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    #34
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    I'm a single lady :pac:


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    #35
    Happynappy
    Registered Users Posts: 141 ✭✭Happynappy


    FearDark wrote: »
    Thing is, Im pretty drunk right now, and "replacing her" is the only positive I can take from this whole mess...i.e. the thrill of the chase again.

    Obviously, I'd sooner have her back, I cant stress that enough.

    Yeah, I can see how I could come across as a total ass.

    So you reccomend yore ma you say? Tell me more about yore ma...

    I'd ring her if I were you and tell her how you feel, leave it until tomorrow though, as she may have met up with someone else tonight


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    #36
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    mud wrote: »
    I'm a single lady :pac:

    RUN!!!!!


    Very Fast and Don't Look Back.:pac:


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    #37
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    OP, read The Game by Neil Strauss. It will help you get your confidence back and give you the edge when you're heading out http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263091627&sr=1-1

    Seriously, great read

    Do not post amazon links or links of any kind where I can spend cash while im intoxicated!

    Thanks all the same! Im not looking to "pull"... tho, well not right now, maybe in 6 months time.


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    #38
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    mud wrote: »
    I'm a single lady :pac:

    A/S/L?

    16/f/cali?


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    #39
    fuelinjection
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭fuelinjection


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wl_uQOABxg


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    #40
    mud
    Registered Users Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭mud


    FearDark wrote: »
    A/S/L?

    16/f/cali?

    oh la sir

    (how did you know?)


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    #41
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Happynappy wrote: »
    I'd ring her if I were you and tell her how you feel, leave it until tomorrow though, as she may have met up with someone else tonight

    Do you not think I've tried everything to get back with her? Of course I have.

    But thanks for letting me know that she may be off with someone else tonight. Sound.


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    #42
    df1985
    Registered Users Posts: 4,432 ✭✭✭df1985


    use your location OP as your chat up line......most wont admit it but a few girls enjoy it round the back!


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    #43
    drunken_munky52
    Closed Accounts Posts: 636 ✭✭✭drunken_munky52


    Agent Smith wrote: »
    Hands up who lost interest right here....

    :D hahahaha thanks


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    #44
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    speedboatchase wrote: »
    OP, read The Game by Neil Strauss. It will help you get your confidence back and give you the edge when you're heading out http://www.amazon.co.uk/Game-Neil-Strauss/dp/184767237X/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1263091627&sr=1-1

    Seriously, great read

    FFS, who needs a book to pull girls?

    Reminds me of that Only Fools and Horses episode when Del and Rodney are in a bar on Christmas night trying to chat up some women. Rodney takes out a book about body language and starts reading it.

    "Dating for dummies"

    Chapter 1: Talking to girls.

    First of all you will need to remember how to speak. You may have learnt this at a very young age. If you are a mute then let your dick do the talking. A simple swish of your dick shows the female that you are interested in buying her a drink.
    If however, you swish too hard it means that you are coming on too strong and must back up a bit and rethink your strategy.

    If you are not a mute and can speak then a simple "hello, how are you?" will suffice to get you started. From this short yet pleasant sentence you can now gauge if the girl is interested in continuing on with a conversation.
    An abrupt or dismissive reply means that you should back away quickly while a friendly reply with eye contact means that you may have a chance here my man.

    Continue on the conversation, should the female allow. Make sure the conversation is simple i.e what age she is, her job, her pastimes and find an opening in which you find common ground.

    Continue the conversation for a while and towards the end of the night offer to walk her home if she lives nearby. If she allows you to walk her home you may find yourself on the end of a kiss and maybe more.


    Chapter 2: Having the sex.

    LAMP HER OUT OF IT!!!


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    #45
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    mud wrote: »
    oh la sir

    (how did you know?)
    Damn I'm good ;)
    df1985 wrote: »
    use your location OP as your chat up line......most wont admit it but a few girls enjoy it round the back!
    Reeeeaaaallyyy gotta change my location now...


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    #46
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    FearDark wrote: »
    Damn I'm good ;)


    Reeeeaaaallyyy gotta change my location now...

    For the record before he changes it, his location is /drumroll
    Location: Im gonna smash your back door in.


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    #47
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    SligoBrewer wrote: »
    For the record before he changes it, his location is /drumroll

    feck


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    #48
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    FearDark wrote: »
    feck

    So what you're really saying is that you want to have rough anal sex? That's what I gathered.


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    #49
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Location: EDIT.

    Im sorry "that guy", I have no idea what you mean.


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    #50
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    FearDark wrote: »
    Location: EDIT.

    Im sorry "that guy", I have no idea what you mean.

    Well it's quite simple really. I started off by typing with my fingers to construct a sentence. After that I threw in a few punctuation marks, to make it look aesthetically pleasing for the rest of my internet comrades.

    I took a jibe at your location and turned into something quite filthy and erotic.


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    #51
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    That_Guy wrote: »
    .

    I took a jibe at your location and turned into something quite filthy and erotic.

    No, thats what I did with my location.

    "Smash your back door in"... ie... ride you up the ***, ah nevermind.


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    #52
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    FearDark wrote: »
    No, thats what I did with my location.

    "Smash your back door in"... ie... ride you up the ***, ah nevermind.

    Ah forgive me. I'm a tad bit slow.


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    #53
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    That_Guy wrote: »
    Ah forgive me. I'm a tad bit slow.

    Lets stop with this thread ping pong and get straight to the gay sex.

    Pm me...;)


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    #54
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    FearDark wrote: »
    Lets stop with this thread ping pong and get straight to the gay sex.

    Pm me...;)

    Nah, I want everyone to see.

    Jiffylube anyone?


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    #55
    fuelinjection
    Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭fuelinjection


    ooooookay
    this thread has gone the wrong way.
    get a hotel room gentlemen


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    #56
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    You know the way when you make a drunken thread or a post and the next day you wake up and hope it will be forgotten about and be a few pages down?

    Well that's not gonna happen with this one. ;)


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    #57
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Stickied.

    Most excellent.


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    #58
    SligoBrewer
    Registered Users Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭SligoBrewer


    Unreal Zohan. All bloody hail The Zohan.


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    #59
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    TheZohan wrote: »
    You know the way when you make a drunken thread or a post and the next day you wake up and hope it will be forgotten about and be a few pages down?

    Well that's not gonna happen with this one. ;)

    Sticky?


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    #60
    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    Wait.

    Hang on.

    Stickied....

    means...


    Oh ****.

    SOBER UP SOBER UP SOBER UP.


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    #61
    That_Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 51,342 ✭✭✭✭That_Guy


    FearDark wrote: »
    Wait.

    Hang on.

    Stickied....

    means...


    Oh ****.

    SOBER UP SOBER UP SOBER UP.

    It's not the type of sticky that drips seamlessly down your leg where it's easy to wipe off... It's the type of sticky that gets stuck in your pubes and will be there for AGES.


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