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    #32
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    A quiet one wrote: »
    no guarantee of not finding yourself been told, "but my gentlemen customers find it gives them great relief"

    I just love this phrase and it cracked me up all last night:)

    Its called a Happy Ending and there is a tea shop in Slane whose desert menu is called just that.

    The Sunday World did an expose on massage parlours years back where their intrepid undercover reporter (Sam Smith I think) regularily when offered " made his excuses and left." another great phrase.

    The one thing that I always wonder about when going for a massage is to keep my underwear on or take them off.


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    #33
    A quiet one
    Closed Accounts Posts: 127 ✭✭A quiet one


    CDfm wrote: »
    The one thing that I always wonder about when going for a massage is to keep my underwear on or take them off.

    Bring a pair of loose fitting boxers with you; (one size up).

    Oils can stain so don't bring anything too "precious".

    Girls, note the above.

    EDIt

    In a "naturist environment, you don't need anything; (and naturist venues turned out to be the safest bet for not been offered "extras"

    2nd edit.
    The MT will not be naked, nor provocatively dressed.


    3 do not ask if they get asked for extras.


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    #34
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    Had the hot oil full body massage today and it worked a dream, almost floated out of there. The service was professional and courteous and I'll definately be making a repeat vist.


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    #35
    CDfm
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    Aidric wrote: »
    Had the hot oil full body massage today and it worked a dream, almost floated out of there.

    They are just soo good arent they.

    BTW wherebdid you go and was it expensive


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    #36
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    CDfm wrote: »
    They are just soo good arent they.

    BTW wherebdid you go and was it expensive
    Ya it was superb. PM sent.


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    #37
    CDfm
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    OK Aidric - everyone wants to know did anyone say "but my gentlemen customers find it gives them great relief" :p


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    #38
    Aidric
    Registered Users Posts: 13,589 ✭✭✭✭Aidric


    CDfm wrote: »
    OK Aidric - everyone wants to know did anyone say "but my gentlemen customers find it gives them great relief" :p
    Nope. I had to sign a disclaimer stating that any mention of sex and the session will be terminated and fee forfeited.


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    #39
    CDfm
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    Aidric wrote: »
    Nope. I had to sign a disclaimer stating that any mention of sex and the session will be terminated and fee forfeited.

    Quel suprise!!!!!

    Hairdressers dont offer it either.


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    #40
    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    CDfm wrote: »
    Quel suprise!!!!!

    Hairdressers dont offer it either.

    Those prudes!


    Maybe thats a business idea to look into...


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    #41
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    I got some vouchers for massages for Christmas.

    Herself bought them up on Boards deals and city deals etc and I have a few months worth.


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